XXX: That is something else. My grandfather bought a small castle in Germany. The money he earned when he 5 times in a row fell 13 red, which his grandfather placed in Las Vegas, where he flew for a deposit, which he multiplied by making bets according to the forecasts from a telegram, from the tenth he found on the floor in the synagogue.

YYY: The tenth in the synagogue, I think it’s here that he told you.

A traitor’s favorite occupation is to call other traitors traitors.

The Moldovan Chess
(The Chess Squad: The Continuation)
https://www.anekdot.ru/id/1047907/

I went to Chisinau for a big competition. With his coach, known in chess circles as the grandmaster. In their free hours, they walked through the city boulevards, discussing the strategies of the ancient game.
And they see such a picture: in the church garden, a crowd of parishioners gathered around the table, and at the table, the pop in a row plays chess for money. With all those wishing. The bet

The Zoo Defenders:
Why do you need natural fur coats? Can you wear synthetic?
The environmental activists:
Are you fucking? This shirt will break down for 500 years.

Snowden speaks live at the conference, and in the background of him, a perforator is struck by a neighbor's wall and he has to apologize for it. There are advantages: no one will have any doubts that he is in Russia.

xxx: I pretended to be a beautiful girl in Tinder and "met" there with my neighbor in the room. I agreed that I would come to visit him so that he could finally clean up in the apartment.

When I lived with my first wife, her older sister from the village sometimes came to us, her sister had a working husband and child. Ok, no question, they put together a table, got a drink and a peru. Here the neighbor Volodya, went to smoke, we smoke and here she is the sister of his wife: "Oh what a beautiful boy," how they are called, how old, married, etc. To say that I wept, not to say anything, because I thought she was very wise.Woman I say, there your sister is flirting, well what about this, let her rest from the cows, chicken, car.Here and the neighbor joined us, sat down, talked, and the neighbor went to show the evening city.Now and showed, 3 days at his own expense at work took to break off with the sister of his wife.Three days passed quickly and she pleased and happy went to the village. And soon it turned out that she was pregnant, when he told his wife that maybe not Ildar's child, but Volod, there was an original answer - and who knows. After this incident, I began to take better care of my wife, where the guarantee that she had gone to the village for 10 days (supposedly helping my mother) would not rest too.

No one has so developed a sense of confidence in tomorrow as a slave.

There is a man in the neighboring department forty years old, the nickname was before this story "Ugryumy", and in general Alexander was born. The look is cold, eternally cloudy and silent. He does not go to corporations, does not go to tour with colleagues. Unlike other men, babbniki and ballaboli, with none of the colleagues-women, she does not spin, does not pay for abortions, does not destroy families. In short, he was not noticed in immoral behavior. We come to the accounting office without greeting, only to sign a salary notice or for a trip. An unpleasant antisocial type.
Recently in the hallway, something like a chandelier went into the elevator (there is one elevator in the building that only runs on several lower floors, the elevator compartment is on our floor). The sparks flew, the corrosive smoke of burned plastic from the door and ventilation, overwhelmed the whole office. The people in panic, the alarm rings, all the macho with the screams "fire," "burn," and "save who can" dissolved somewhere in the building, like a whispering aspirin in a glass, and I and a couple more frozen stood in the corridor and proudly prepared to take the fate prepared.
At this point, the Ugryumy approached without hurry, as if he was doing it from morning to evening, opened the distribution shield, licked the rubies. He removed the fire extinguisher from the holder, looked carefully at the label, wrapped his face with a towel soaked with a mineral, and went into the elevator with a phrase of the type "the kind will suit." From the minute was heard the whispering sound of the fire extinguisher released and its coughing, the smoke changed to either steam, or carbon dioxide fog. And everything silenced.
He walked out and calmly said the following phrase:
So, baby, quiet and calm, no panic. Before the arrival of firefighters this door should not be opened, air into the elevator should not be allowed. We go back to work and think about what to feed our husband for dinner. to break up.
So, once and all. I just wanted to hug him and kiss him. His family is probably behind him, like behind a stone wall.

A man comes from a week's trip, and he has 7 fines for smoking on the balcony.

xxx: I always turn on the shoes when I look at something on the macbook in a sitting train or in a bus. And if I eat in a coupe - I just invite the accompanyers of the movie to watch =) The last time I went to my parents - in a coupe with a student Green mile was watched, back in the seat was driving - Chernobyl included with titles, a neighbor on chairs and a couple of people from the neighboring row had a good time on the way.

YYY: I was on a trip to Sochi recently. I also watched the movie from the tablet and turned it on for the neighbor. He did not like the destination.

zzz: I also removed the patient’s root and decided to watch the filmmaker, or it’s boring to have something in the teeth (I’m a dentist). I think he's also bored to look at the lamp for 2 hours, kissed the "pile" 1 part, and he wrapped a bag, washed something, well, I tightened the belts stronger, I say, "my man, it's dangerous during the operation to turn your head, watch a movie, and I'll clean your double, you need to develop a channel so that the tool goes in without pain." Unhappy people go, and you try to entertain them.

Once students of the psychological faculty, after studying conditional reflexes, decided to work out the studied material on one of the teachers. Comrade loved walking around the audience and gesturing, which greatly annoyed everyone. And the guys came up with such a thing, when the prede began to walk around the audience, everyone began to get distracted and talk to each other. As soon as he sat at the table, everyone calmed down and listened attentively to him. After a while it worked. The training was successful! :)

I was on a reception with a gynecologist, but in the clinic, it does not seem to know that the heating season began last week. Sitting on the chair, I say to the doctor, “You’re cold.

Doctor: Heat was not given, I am so cold here that my hands are cold. Patients are warm.

rnashallah: Post appeal to NASA

Why don’t you explore the world ocean, which is literally beneath us? ? to You’re sending a robot into space millions of miles in search of aliens, but you’re not exploring the vast space that occupies most of our planet. Please, I am scared.



by stephendann:

NASA knows. NASA has seen dark depths. NASA’s desire to leave the planet is stronger than ever.

If in the search engine go immediately to the third and beyond pages, you can find inexpensive products or interesting articles.

In Primorye began to issue wood on the electronic list.
What a wonderful combination of “wood” and “electronic list.”

Psychologists advise: if you really liked a beautiful girl, you offered her to go to a restaurant, but she categorically refused, and you were very upset because of this, come home, play with your grandchildren, it reassures.

I came to the interview, talked, said the results will be. Two weeks of silence. I came there again, in the office where employees were already sitting, I was asked who I am - I say, what to arrange for work. Interview was done? Yes is. So sit down, go on, after lunch, we’ll go out to shape. formed. Then I see a rare use of my email, and there is a rejection from this company according to the results of the interview. Just not that email in the questionnaire indicated, but another, for registrations everywhere. I was refused, and I eventually settled.

Sometimes I and my classmate go home after school (it is 2.5km from home), there was this dialogue:

A classmate, this is me.

A: Guzzaki, who do you love?

I: thoughtfully – I don’t know, and you who?

I love the government.

I also love the government.

(This is one of the smart boys with a beautiful handwriting)))

O: No, I love the government, let you love Serezhu?

(And Sereza is also a smart boy with a beautiful handwriting)

I: Let me go!

The next day before I came to school, the whole class already knew that I loved Sereza... And so until the 4th grade I was irritated that I "love him"))

All names have changed, coincidences are coincidental.

If the ophthalmologist can smooth out, then the gynecologist - smooth out.