How cold it is in Russia.
Dark and dull...
I want to drink...
For example, to scare a cat.
And he looks at the doorstep and is not afraid...=((

Lack of beauty is not an obstacle.

The 1990s year.

The inhabitants of Leningrad unanimously voted in favour of a bill returning to the cities the historic names, in the end the city of Leningrad became St. Petersburg of the Leningrad region. Almost the whole country supported them.

And only the inhabitants of Michurinsk, the united front with the communists, fought to the end against the renaming...

The city has not yet been renamed.

But they could restore such a beautiful historical name: the "city of Kozlov".

One parent, when asked what he could do for the school, replied, “Stick up a criminal case!” For the next 11 years, the administration did not bother him with requests for material assistance.

xxx: set up the visual
XXX: I will now rule the code
xxx : ahaha
xxx: ahahah
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
XXX: Azazazazazaza
xxx: b** is not launched

When the iPhone 5c was demolished, it was discovered that it was the iPhone 5 with a blanket on it.

Nooze: with all the hysteria about the release of each new model I realized that the iPhone has two states - a new model and the old shit

Do you play chess?
- In chess, chess, nardas, domino - in everything to entertain the alkashi.

xxx: I wonder why the poets come to the Muse, and to the web-designers Creativ?
YYY: But the project managers are coming.

I was a little scared by the fact that I woke up in a T-shirt, although I slept in some trousers.

In Moscow parks will install columns for charging mobile devices
XHH: This is sponsored by all Google, which has taken the time to optimize Android.

I bought a new swimsuit yesterday.
xxxmmmmmmmmmmmm
yyy: he is very modest )))
XXX: What is the watercoating costume?

China plans to buy 3 million hectares of Ukrainian land!!! -- "As Reuters reports, China intends to acquire 3 million hectares of agricultural land in Ukraine. If the deal takes place, Ukrainian lands will become the largest acquisition of the agro-industrial sector of the People’s Republic of China.

Yyy: With holops, but not?

One lady suspects that her employees are opening their business and deceiving customers. Not cleverly, she asked a friend to go to an interview with a suspicious company. A friend shared the fears that her FIO would be easy to calculate whose referral she was, and we recommended to make a fake resume. A couple of minutes...
What a fool I am!! I created a file "fake resume", filled it out... and so I sent it out!!! to

Call to Mom:
Oh yes my son. What? The Turtle? Caesar will eat her.
C : ( the components )
No, son, you are thirteen years old, you better take a girlfriend!

by Elena M. Zulin:

How to determine if a child has reached sexual maturity? This can only be determined on the basis of forensic psychiatric examination.

Q: It’t bother you either.

Peter is
Repeat the 90s series

Commentary
Anonymous 15:27
I hate Rabbi Ishaur, because of her we stole 25 sheep with the sheep, and the whole village didn't see this, because of it. Everybody looked at Isaac.

Reviews of Russian buyers on foreign shopping platforms are still great. Second twenty meditated on the comment to the lowest rating: “The product came with marriage.” And then it shattered me. “With marriage.” With the marriage, the goods came to them. with marriage.

I work as an operator in the call center:
AB: When was the last time you paid?(Type of Tariff)
I: Looking through the information, I see that the last removal was on September 19. And here the subscriber is so indisputable:
September 19 this month.

Is it possible to open a beauty salon?
YYY :?? to
My husband says I have a good peeling.
I guess you misunderstood it ;)