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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №85387
 10.08.2013
She dropped her husband's article that the name for the Zubrenka who was born in the Kiev Zoo will be chosen by the people's vote. I got an unexpected but logical answer:

"Well, as always, the start is good, and everything is done through the JOPU!!! What kind of child do we choose, or do we also choose by voting?and "

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №85386
 10.08.2013
[5:35:39 PM] Andrei: We created accounts for automatic sending of calculations on asske for machines
[5:35:56 PM] Andrei: Now one of the machines has entered the mode "Ready to talk".
Andrei: It is terrible to live.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №85385
 10.08.2013
RadioMajak: At the request of a radio listener from Voronezh, we greet the employees of the TKS Bank and personally Mr. Oleg Tinkov, and we put for them the song of Toto Kutunjo "Lashate mi kantare"... "

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №85384
 10.08.2013
At the seminar:
Wow, it feels like you are sleeping with your eyes open. Engage in work!
WOW: I have rebounded.
ZZZ: Did you go under the admin?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №85383
 10.08.2013
Kostya: as Vanya said, in Germany, the average freelance prices are about 40-60 euros per hour, and there is something mega-hard and 80-90 euros.
Kostya: If I’m not mistaken, he said that for 80 there was an offer from Audi or VW, something like this.
Igor: Let’s write something for ZAZ or Bogdan
Oleksii: or for HTZ
Costya: for 80 hryvnia
Aleksei: In a year...
Igor: from us

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №85382
 10.08.2013
Q: What do you think, "man-eater" and "dragon" are the same thing? I need to paint a monster.
Zzzz: It is different.
zzz: The man-easter is an atropomorph with separate signs of reptile. Usually it is the head of a deer on, in general, the human body. Also possible - tail and partial irrigation of the skin (scratching in places).
zzz: The dragon is a large, if not a giant, reptile. Reasonable, up to exceptional wisdom. Optionally - equipped with equipment for near-fighting (nails, chestnuts, spikes), armor of various classes, fire systems, wings. Integrity depends on the region. The ability to fly does not depend on the presence of wings. Eastern models fly perfectly and without wings.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №85381
 10.08.2013
to this

From the series "Only in Russia"
Only we could have called a heavy firearm system "SunChip".

It’s another thing, this installation has a twin brother, and he’s called... ta-tam... "Buratino"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №85380
 09.08.2013
News discussion on Habr: LinkedIn got into a scandalous story because of the photo of a beautiful developer.

XXX: A good piece
Tagged: fucking good
ZZZ: The Goodness
TTT: Good to draw

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №85379
 09.08.2013
Hello to Vitaly
The Trojan: +
What do you say about Dengue?
The Trojan:
You are very laconic.
The Trojan: +

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №85378
 09.08.2013
How about dating a dream girl?
Which is (
HHH: What, is it so fucking? I said not to believe the pictures - clear photojaba!
WOW: Yes not. Photos are normal. She is even more beautiful in life. As I saw, the eye is not taken away. I went to the restaurant and talked. I ordered food.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
She went to the toilet and did not come back. No calls on the second day.
XHH: I did not like the trip.
There are no options, right? It is (
HGH: There are always options! For example, she is still in the toilet.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №85377
 09.08.2013
I sit with a customer in the shopping room, I set 1C. Next to the keyboard lies the operator headset, very similar in shape to a mouse. I catch her hand several times by mistake, then tell the story that once confused my cell phone with the mouse. The neighbor responds melancholy:
This is what! We have a cashier, when tired by the end of the day, on the calculator of checks trying to beat out.
The buyer, standing at the neighboring window, smiles, turns to us and says:
- And we have an elderly lawyer, somehow the mistakes in the contract on the director's tablet with the help of a plaster and a shaver was corrected.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №85376
 09.08.2013
Snowden fought so desperately against the Empire of Evil that he suddenly found himself in the Empire of Good.
Good luck Eddy.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №85375
 09.08.2013
From the comments to the article about surprising facts from the life of animals.

xxx is. "Fish can use different tools."
Which ones?? to
YYYYY mainly by stangelcircle and reismus. Sometimes with astrology.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №85374
 09.08.2013
You look like a real mortgage today.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №85373
 09.08.2013
Title in today’s news:

A man raped a horse to conceive a centaur.

Bravo to stand =)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №85372
 09.08.2013
...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Self-Development Rules
Well, it is even more difficult.
Nothing difficult, I have a living example.
A convinced man. As a child, he stole pockets in dogs. Then I realized that growth would have to progress. The stolen money was not spent on candy, but on a section of sambo and strawberries. By the age of 16, the people began to go to the courtyard. And the money was not spent on beer and seeds, but again on development. Abonnement in the gym, caste ordered on hand evenly. In short, the investment in "business". Then the boys found, turned, bought a car began on the "shooters" some ride, "roofs" placed in tents. In short, as a result of all these investments, he now has his own collector’s office and he sits on receiving money.
This is what I understand man self-development engaged and invested everything in his favorite business. You can say sacrificed low interests for the sake of career))) And if you are a thirsty, no training will help you.
I’m not saying he did a good job, but the fact remains a fact.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №85371
 09.08.2013

This advertisement was found on the Internet.
I sell the Sony Xperia U ST25i in excellent condition. The B set has all, even ears. There is a memory card (extra brain) for 2 GB. P.S. On the phone, they did not argue, did not smoke in his presence, carried in their pocket and showed due attention. P. P. S. The phone is named Innocent, loves music and cats. The price is 80 lats. (But I would like a million) trade is appropriate. exchange for an iPhone. Or in the soul. ^ ^ ^

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №85370
 09.08.2013
The usual flooding:
and Mom! Where is Dad?
Daddy and her boys went on a boat to drop potatoes.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №85369
 09.08.2013
He: All, I change clothes and go home. Do we need something?
She is: Yes. Eggs and you. Just as a set, not as "all in one"

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85368
 09.08.2013
C to Vist.ru:



Experts from the company Trustwave SpiderLabs found a critical gap in the safety of the "smart" toilet Satis. It turned out that remote access to the control of this Japanese miracle of technology could easily be obtained by hackers.



The vulnerability in the Trustwave SpiderLabs toilets has been discovered for a long time, but experts did not publish information about the breach, trying to contact the manufacturer. As the developer of the device, the Japanese firm Lixil, did not respond to the warnings, experts decided to publish information about the vulnerability.



Satis toilets are controlled by the Android application My Satis, which transmits commands to the device via Bluetooth. However, as it turned out, the app has a default PIN code "0000", which cannot be changed. Knowing this feature, you can capture the control of any Satis smart toilets within the reach of the Bluetooth signal.



The offender may wash water in the toilet without the owner’s permission. It can also remotely activate the fan, turn on music, and so on.



How the owners of miracle units for $ 4,5 thousand can secure themselves is not yet clear. Lixil has not yet responded to the disclosed information.

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