The headline of the news "The sea slime surprised scientists with a single-use penis" excites the fantasy.

XXXX: People, my cell phone was stolen, I restore contacts. Give me your contacts.
WOW: I have not changed.

Why all these meaningless questions? We know that the meaning of this interview is to demonstrate your superiority over me, so let me immediately take off my clothes and you stumble into me with a wooden rod?

Comment to news:
Iran offers Russia several oil and gas fields for development

asd> Have you got the chakras? Invite the mouse to visit!

Looking at the zombies new video about our militia, remembered as she was studying at school and from the local department sent us a young girl policeman. Well, she told us long and persistently about the criminal situation in the city, about how boldly law enforcement agencies fight with criminals, how disclosure has increased, etc. And then this: - Well, in general, from personal experience, I can say that small theft is not so pleasant, I went to work and I got my bag, and there is everything and the phone and wallet, well though the card was in my pocket... - And the bag was found? Of course, no... there was an uncomfortable silence somewhere for a minute.

[13.02.2013 13:57:23] xxx: February 13 is celebrated as World Radio Day.
[13.02.2013 13:57:29] xxx: Do you have a connection with us?
[13.02.2013 13:57:33] yyy: and today is the day of condoms
[13.02.2013 13:57:48] xxx: so you have a double celebration?

Father is a former military. Not by hearing, everyone knows the delicate attachment of the military to the proverbs. I went to work for a large company. In the evening, he comes, we sit and drink tea, he tells us about what the entire IT department has seen today in panic. Transfer the servers to self-service. The servers are overloaded, etc.

This man, having spoken to the itchnik from the force of 5 minutes in the morning, gives his mother a phrase to ask me to wake up: "Son-not a server. He falls down and stands up".

In 2001, the European Union decided that tomatoes are not vegetables, but fruits. by Facepalm
Yes, this is a berry.
zzz: that is - ketchup is a compot?

There are two types of riders on the road: those who forget to turn on the turntable and those who forget to turn it off.

xxx: There is a census of girls who play online games and not only. Men need to know their Amazon.
P.s I am looking for a wife :)
yyy: Then two loneliness will meet... the rings will be engraved "+20 to loyalty"? and ;)

I went to visit my brother, he lives separately in his apartment. See you once a month. I drink tea in the kitchen, I want to look at my brother’s girlfriend, who is 3 years older than him. She went to the "square" of some religious sect. The door opens, this creature falls with new friends, and from the threshold they begin to tell how to live: start to go to sermons, to repent of all sins, to get married to them in the church - because living together before the wedding is a sin. Olya, you are 29 years old, you do not work anywhere, do not study, do not cook, but only on the Internet or put yourself in order. The only reason we’re together is because you’re not as hard in bed as my ex. I put things in my hands and went out with my friends. You will live with your new friends, they will not leave you in trouble. She quickly gathered and left. In the evening, when my brother went out to accompany me, they saw Olya standing alone in the yard. Brother approached Olli and handed her the keys. She silently took it and went home. These are the "friends"

malder: here you say "copied text into the mouse", "print on the monitor" and so on. And one day a patient came to me, bringing a carefully twisted sound (and figured out what exactly to twist), that I ATHERK him! The music pumped on her.
P.S while I came to myself and thought about how to respond to him more detailedly, a colleague laughing and laughing suggested - "You next time the video card also take with you... we will install the games on it and the movies will be thrown."

Ohhh... blah, got it all with this on February 14th, for whom did this holiday come up, you think?)))
Shop for Chocolate Traders
and not only for them - also for the merchants of postcards, red asses and other barracks...

What an ordinary user can and can’t do. All of this "admin" is an analogy when a technician is invited to the organization, and it begins to hit everyone like you can't wipe out your own table? Or do you find it difficult to wash the floor under your chair?
I am an administrator myself, but never understood the complaints of users who pay money for reinstalling the screw or installing a codec. And if you are asked to do this in a loathing way, then you are loathing yourself, and you can’t ask the question of paying hard. There are scammers in every profession, don’t think you’re outstanding here, friends.

Women's marriage announcements of Russian newspapers until the 17th century:

"Beautiful, with mermaid eyes, all shaken of nerves and originality, calls for a celebration of the life of an intelligent, very rich gentleman, capable of a strong bright feeling; the goal is marriage."

A young independent widow, beautiful. From an aristocratic family, calls for a happy marriage union. Don’t be ashamed of distance. preference to the military.”

"Wives in the house are looking for decent, young and educated, at least without the means."

A young girl who has just finished high school wants to marry a lonely or childless widow with a fortune. No age to be ashamed.”

20 years old, an educated lady is looking for a millionaire husband, surely an elderly man, to avoid infidelity.

A poor but honest 23-year-old girl, beautiful and intelligent, is looking for a man who would save her from need and wickedness, where she is pushed by a difficult life. He will be grateful to his future husband.”

In order to avoid unnecessary correspondence, a photo card is desirable, which I will thankfully return. For the payment of correspondence, please send a postal mark. I am waiting for a savior, honest, noble and selfless, I will be a faithful wife.

We have all "unnecessary" resources and devices (flash drives, etc.) blocked at work.
I go into the office to the engineer, and he sits with a satisfied mine, pulls, headsets dressed like a DJ (one ambush on his ear). I go to see why he is so mysterious, and this serious uncle opened the google translate, entered there "Oppan, Gangnam Style" and rhythmically presses the button "Listen".... It turns out not bad especially in the Op-op-op part, and then slowly somehow, with an accent.
This is me to the fact that even in the toughest company, you can find the opportunity to do hernias.

I work in a flower delivery service. A guy calls me.
- "Help the bouquet on February 14 to choose."
I - "Do you want to congratulate a girl?"
The guy (the voice with the shade of blin, women, how you got it") - no, it's she wants me to congratulate her.

About the Carnival Drifting Ship:
From the unwashed cucumbers, the pods do not cease to tremble, and the wicked.
Why not wash them in Okinawa?
Did you see the height of that thing?
- It's not in the height of the board, but simply they don't know what an avosca is, dropping which on the rope you can wash the cucumbers.
If you keep it longer, you will get less salt. and :)

Following the Nigerian prostitutes, who said that if their national team reaches the World Cup final, they will serve the national team’s players for free for a week. Russian homosexuals have said that if our team fails to go to the final, they will be forced to serve the players for a month.

Sweet dreams, the culprit of my long sleepless nights
Drone...?
Is it DR? What is DRO?? to
Do you test the gun in the game?