The hope of humanity:
Institute of High-Precision Instruments
I will go to work at a factory for the production of shower cranes.

We look forward to your developments in this area! Or tired of "sweet flour fine adjustment" during washing.

Tomorrow is the programming day, comrades!! to

Items are burning.
People change cards-passes (the old ones were figs, slowly refused to work)
Released new maps.
Blocked the old ones
I asked to go for the new ones.
On the ground floor there are doors with electronic locks and - attention! There are no calls.

The night before my husband’s birthday (42 years, if any). I wrapped my packaging, laid out the gifts in unexpected places in the apartment, I went to bed. Through a dream, a child’s voice:
I want a loose...
What a cup?? to
A box for shoes...
He doesn’t have a shoe.
Okay, you will have a cup.
I want a cup of horses!
? to
A souvenir is sold. The horses are painted.

Tomorrow I’ll go buy a cup of horses. I hope he did not dream.

When my childhood friend and I were in second grade, we wanted to get into the bus fleet as drivers. We were not surprised that the announcement that drivers of the first, second and third classes are accepted for employment is not addressed to us at all.

On the car news:

Rolls-Royce has returned to the idea of the production of SUV
In Russia will bring another affordable crossover

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I was with my sister yesterday. She has two little daughters.
XXX (10:22:56 13/09/2013)
Sitting at the table.
XXX (10:23:02 13/09/2013)
We drink tea and Tanya eats. Such a dialogue
XXX (10:23:13 13/09/2013)
Do you want to be a princess?
Tanya: I want
Milan: Do you know how?
Tanya how?
We just have to stop choking.

<CorExFerro> Yellow_Snow, and considering that in men after 25 on the contrary, libido begins to decrease significantly, then and the corresponding consequences
<[PEER]Dyxa> CorExFerro: Eat only after 25 times.
<CorExFerro> [PEER]Dyxa, the number of times here does not play the slightest role ))
<[PEER]Dyxa> CorExFerro: It plays. After 25 times my libido decreases and it hurts.

Doddy: We need to find out when the dublins were invented and celebrate the anniversary of the dublins...

I don’t think all of the readers remember this and it can’t help but upset me. I will not let this go unto being:
Olondon, capital of Bugaganglia

As one admin said: many backpacks are few.

Sergii: Alina, when we meet
Alina at 7:30
Sergii: what to take?
Alina: note and bottle
DD: The Ideal Woman

I am a 4-year-old fan of Angry Birds.
friend: watched the days Star Wars with your son, you can't imagine how difficult it is to explain to a modern child that the Darth Vader is not "Daddy, see, the king of pigs."

You are all riddled by the Jews, like they are wrongdoers, chasing you by the nonsense!
I can’t understand why you’re screaming? I work for a medium-sized organization, 15 comps. Stories with the cleaner and the wire, the switch off and other battle happen. A foolish accountant? by Nawal! But you know, I have been in this nonsense for 3 years and I am not going to be fired, because these "criminal" on every one of my doctors baked me just so(!) A bunch of cakes and all other tastes, very friendly and if I suddenly need something, I can always count on their help and advice.
You just don’t know how to cook them!

and----
Imagine that they are 1500. Of them, 70 are directors and as many are close to the body. And some of the staff is recruited by the size of the chest.

Luck smiles to everyone, but many are wrong.

We live in an American town of medium size. We rent an apartment in a double triplex - three-storey building divided into two parts, and in each part - three apartments (one on each floor). In four of these apartments live Turkish families, religious Muslims, whose wives walk in hijabs. Everything seems normal, hello-hello, the relationship with them is good and it’t have been necessary to write this story, but recently, here’s what happened:
We bought a trunk 14 feet in diameter, put it on the backyard and told everyone that all their children could jump there as much as they wanted. Children are children of all cultures and ethnicities, and everyone loves to play, jump and run, so it would be blasphemous to prohibit them from jumping on our trampoline. Well, they, of course, dropped there with a bowl, all day there then jump, then play, then run - noisy, but fun, and our children are better, because playing has become more interesting, because the children are more. But at the same time, there is one problem: all these neighboring children are messing up. Leave the backyard fucking fantasy from sweets, empty bottles from underwater, popcorn, etc. My wife doesn’t like shit. The first day she cleaned up the garbage herself. On the second day, she asked the children to collect the garbage for themselves, but it didn’t work, so she and our children cleaned the garbage again. On the third day, the mother of these children asked them to somehow force the children to clean the garbage, but it also did not work, because each mother is sure that it is not her children who are messing up, but others. In short, talk to no one. Well, my wife was not hired to clean the garbage for neighboring children, but we do not intend to clean the trunk from there, as this is a good physical development for our children, so she, a free-thinking nature, found one very original solution. One day, she waited until all the Turkish men came home from their work and ate dinner, then put on a light makeup, dressed in glossy loins, in a laid-out maid on a naked breast, wrapped shoes on a low heels, and with a bag went out to collect garbage. She is doing sports with me and she has another figure, so it turned out to be very effective. Collecting garbage, she greeted the neighbors who looked onto the balcony and for most of the time she stood hip up in a very seductive posture - because the garbage on the ground rolled, you have to bend! For some reason, the Turks that day stayed on the balconies longer than usual and watched very carefully how the garbage slowly but confidently disappeared into a bag. Apparently, they were fascinated by this process (three times “ha-ha”). But most importantly – the Turkish women understood the hint that the garbage will be collected in such a working form every day and now, every night, after their children go home, mothers shout on the backyard like bees. They collect garbage, throw the trunk, so we have no more garbage.
Well, from all this an interesting side effect came out: the Turks took me so much attention! and :)

True love is not that which endures long years of separation, but that which endures long years of intimacy.
Helen Rowland

A child in school was asked for literature to find information about rich women and (attention!) Portraits must be attached.
I’ll send them autographs tomorrow.)

to this:

You are all riddled by the Jews, like they are wrongdoers, chasing you by the nonsense!
I can’t understand why you’re screaming? I work for a medium-sized organization, 15 comps. Stories with the cleaner and the wire, the switch off and other battle happen. A foolish accountant? by Nawal! But you know, I have been in this nonsense for 3 years and I am not going to be fired, because these "criminal" on every one of my doctors baked me just so(!) A bunch of cakes and all other tastes, very friendly and if I suddenly need something, I can always count on their help and advice.
You just don’t know how to cook them!

and----
Imagine that they are 1500. Of them, 70 are directors and as many are close to the body. And some of the staff is recruited by the size of the chest.

The Gentlemen. Your notion of usurpation at work reminds you of complaints about your wretched wife. You chose her yourself. You go there by your own will. In the end, you get paid for it. Do not like - go to the seller to the bakery on a schedule of a day or three. Or do you just want to sit on your ass and do nothing for money? Minor modern humans who want someone to fix their lives for them, while they’re crawling in the ceiling and sucking against the wind.

A friend of mine stunned on some occasion a coupon for a free small pizza when ordering one big one. Come there and give the right to download, say give it just so, it is written "one for free", and with a small letter by star "when ordering big for money" it is they do not have the right to try to fool him so and he will complain. Those decided not to bind and gave him a free pizza, the result - two weeks in the infection with diarrhea.