To this "First write here that "I marry with breasts", then complain here that the wife is stupid. Do you have any thoughts?"

Better a fool with breasts than a fool without breasts :)

to this
A century ago, I decided to travel by bus. A young family couple. The wife is obviously dissatisfied, and the evil looks at her husband. He tries to explain:
M: Listen, I’m not to blame that this thing broke in the car.
J: What kind of thing? (of course)
Yes, the wheel is turning.
What is noise?
M: What a shredder, this is a grenade.
G: equal angular speeds, fool
And he did not break in you, oh, he crushes only at the angle of acceleration, that is. Turn the wheel.

Nemo pause, the guy wiping out his eyes looks at the faithful

J: Yes, dear, before cooking you borsches, I worked as an engineer-constructor at the CB of mechanical engineering.

Chess and Mat

It seems to me alone that it is at least strange that the husband only, apparently, now learned who his faithful worked? Is it so secretive or is it so secretive? Do you get married then?

I found on the forum - a quote from an American motorcycle driver who travelled through Russia:
When you drive and see in the mirror that you are catching a truck with the inscription HOMO (OMON mirrorly looks like NOMO, which is translated as GOMO), the point involuntarily shrinks.

Men are unpredictable. In front of some women, they are ready to take off their hats for a lifetime, and in front of others - only cowards!
And we, the poor, sit down and guess which one of us is more fortunate.

from one video resource, discussing a video where two sports-beasts drowned one alcohol-beat:

The xxx:
What to fuck with comments? You are defending a buggy zombie, who clearly has already pulled hands to aggression. The other stopped him, because it was no better to be an aggressive shit.
The guy in red showed restraint, after 1 hit scratched, so that the one dropped, but the zombie is not able to think, so it was necessary to persuade. But alcoholzombies usually do not know restraint and compassion.

YYYY :
And what do you mean by the gesture – hands stretched with palms forward? The second blow was unnecessary.

and ZZZ:
A lot can mean. "Let’s play in the cushions", "Look, I washed my hands before lunch", "I’m like your mother grabbed your breasts", "Be careful, cast fireball".

I: Yeah... you’ve got here... Horec must have fallen.
D (not upset): aaah, it was a horec, he ate an apple in the room... I was in shock, what did my grandfather think when a large rat-like creature fell from the ceiling!?! I have to give him an apple!

-- Just grandfather grew up not on "stalkers", but in a circle of youths.

A grandfather approaches me, a regular client of the library, stretches me a paper, and says with a serious face:
I can’t find in my dictionaries what these words mean.
I read.
"Homofobic" and "Fourset"
I with the same unwavering face (I try) begin to write him the definition on paper.
He is reading:
I didn’t think it was so bad...

The Sakhalin Forum:
siyzzzinows: Maybe I misformulate... a thing so big - with slots for connecting network wires - hub?
GREG: Yes, the internet comes through the tubes in a liquid compressed form, and the hub heats it up and brings it to a steam-like state, and since the molecules of the internet are multi-colored - it is because of the rapid shooting of these molecules into the glass of the monitor that the image is obtained - i.e. The Internet you are used to. If you want to know anything else, contact me.

YouTube video, how from two pieces of sugar and vinegar to get electricity
The comments:
Swedish1991
I switched down the swimsuit to sugar, and in a couple of days the garage swimsuit itself, thank you the author for the video!!! to

Napoléon1
I tried. Connected the oatmeal, as the straw barely squeezed, the whole kitchen with vinegar, and sugar stumbled. It is necessary to warn that there is such a tension, even if the tester showed how much there is.

NeosGamer
He took 2 gazelles of sugar and healed K NEM the whole tank of Uksusa....Do you think he asked the house or the city? There is no fucking!! I asked the Sugar and Oxus Factory to get more electricity!

News on RBC: "Krasnoyarsk doctors operated a man with a taburet in the head"
And you say, Chelyabinsk is a harsh city.

I have no phone today!
BBB: For what purpose?
AAA: He stayed at home in bed. He said he would not go anywhere in the rain.
BBB: I understand him.

A good antivirus copes with all kinds of threats, does not inhibit the computer and does not exist.

Title: Opening of the Metro in Omsk

"...In Omsk opened the first metro station!..."

The commentary:
There are at least two metro stations.

Turn off the light (in the luster 5 bulbs, and will be turned on by one switch). I started to fall asleep... My wife was doing something in another room. Through the dream I hear:"LUMUS MAXIMA!!" and what do you think she did?

xxx: I have always been so amused by the "force majeure circumstances"... It is stated that they are natural disasters, hostilities, etc. And that if they last for 3 months, the parties agree on a solution. I can imagine two blushed men in costumes sitting on the neighboring roofs of a half-sinked city, and shouting, “What will we do?”
I can't get rid of this obsessive picture in front of my eyes.

My husband and I went to one of the old castles. We climbed the wall and looked at the surroundings. And in the courtyard of the castle a bunch of ten-year-olds in knightly coats and with swords run and scratch each other (they had a sports camp there).
We look at all this, we embrace and I say to my husband, “We are a prince and a princess with you, and this is our army,” and after a second with my husband the choir sadly says, “Daaa, the fucking army we have.”

Collection of old photos of children in the courtyards and sports. “Thank you Comrade Stalin for our happy childhood.”

The Camel:
The guys! Believe me, we had a wonderful childhood, we played covers. The Cossacks thieves. In classics, they chased the great ones. In winter skiing and skiing. In schools there were all sorts of circles of sections - I can not even say what a child would like to do and could not be able to engage in photography, aviation modeling, astronomy, sewing, sewing. Bicycle and ballet. We drank clean water from under the crane, we breathed fresh air, we ate a real doctor’s sausage, we had a natural and delicious ice cream, and the bread is no longer baked, and the joy of our grandchildren is now. comp.chupa-chops.chips powdered milk juices.collapses without meat.snickers with GMOs.water from the store....Children are now allergic.diabetics obesity- nothing will please them.

I stayed home alone for a few days. Mom calls, among other things reminds me to check the entrance door (there is a mistake behind me, I constantly forget to close it). I look at my reflection in the mirror: on the face - a mask of marble color, on the head - a towel wrapped (under it a hair mask), from the clothes on me wearing only wool golfs of a purple color (cold), underwear, huge dog boots, the whole body uniformly poured with flour (cake I cook). I admired this beauty and went to check the door. If the thief comes in, he will see me. It will be a pity...

from the company Adobe. My translation is mine.

Question: Part of the year I live in the United States, the rest is in England. I want to buy Adobe Photoshop Elements. Will I be allowed to download a program on two different computers?

Adobe Answer: Are you the only user of these computers? If so, you can install the program on both.

Do I not sleep with the hero?
XXX: Is this from the hero I eat?
Yyy: The unreleased fat?
XXX: The Lunar Hero?
YYY: So did you meet?
XXX is very pleasant. The monitor of the warmeshine stumbled.