C of Habra:

A steep cruise control system on the UAZike-Buhanka, if you adjust a little: you carry on a poorly crossed track, crash on a catch, you are thrown almost to the ceiling, and the force of pressing the gas pedal decreases - the gas is automatically thrown down, and then you land on your ass and your leg again on the pedals in the position "to the floor". The main thing is to hold on to the steering wheel so that the head does not break through the ceiling of the cabin... As a result, there is a fairly smooth horizontal movement, because of this. The smaller the cat, the less gas is thrown out.

QA Habrahabr
XXX: Can the fiber optic be welded? I always thought they were welding metal products.
YYY: I read somewhere that you can cook soup.

On my phone is twice as much operation as on the compact.
Firefox on the phone eats twice as much speed as on the comp.
I hate the future.

AChaplygin
A steep cruise control system on the UAZike-Buhanka, if you adjust a little: you carry on a poorly crossed track, crash on a catch, you are thrown almost to the ceiling, and the force of pressing the gas pedal decreases - the gas is automatically thrown down, and then you land on your ass and your leg again on the pedals in the position "to the floor". The main thing is to hold on to the steering wheel so that the head does not break through the ceiling of the cabin... As a result, there is a fairly smooth horizontal movement, because of this. The smaller the cat, the less gas is thrown out.
gmist
Yes, and you can also turn on the lower, press on the gas mount and go to the salon to drink vodka - it will not go anywhere from the track.

Just received an invitation to participate in the contest, I quote:

"The competition for the best children’s drawing "The trade union for me is..."

For children from 6 to 17 years old, the drawing should be done without the help of parents and teachers.

I am even afraid to present competitive works...=0

Email from the entertainment site
theme "Paris, alcoholism and bombs: a selection of interesting sites for you"
O_O

Ta-a-ak... This resource clearly needs a reboot...
I invite everyone to go out, re-enter and start with the classic:

<Sashok> -- Hello, is this channel about anime? and yes. How do I swipe KDE2 into FreeBSD?

For those who do not understand, it is better to go out again and not come here again.

From the Limp-Bzkit fan site:

XXX The People! There are rumors that Linkin Park are going to return to New Metal!

yyy: There are rumors that New Metal is not going to take these pedics back.

X: Say you are a rails developer. This is fashionably youthful.
Y: What is the spatula?

The quality of current cigarettes has deteriorated so much that each stretch opens up a new component. Regardless of the cost. Do you think this is what? Then I realized where I met it. This is the world of the Indians!

"Bao got the phone. From it came a sharp, unpleasant smell, felt even at a distance. He filled the tube with a mixture, as it seemed to me, of scratched beets, shrimp, leaves of flax and cabbage, lit it, stood up, stretched with smoke, stumbled up — to the sky, down — to the ground... I stood up, solemnly raised my hand with the tube and stretched for the first time. I was immediately convinced that in addition to the four ingredients I mentioned here, there is also a fifth. My nose and tongue clearly smelled and smelled the smoke of a melting booth.

I am going to the subway now. In the middle of the tunnel, the train stops, twists three times, the driver’s door opens (I’m in the first wagon) and a man enters. Not a working metro, but an ordinary men in headphones with drones.
XXX: O_o
XXX: I went in and stood up like nothing happened next to me.

Invent a deception associated with nuclear physics, and people will be drawn into it!


The Muslims are gone!

In Internet Explorer at the start, if it is not the default browser, next to the buttons "cancel" and "delay this question" you need another button "to go you are already naked, fuck!"

Moral foolishness and ugliness:
The successful mother of two daughters (one, without a husband)..." and then bla-bla-bla - a monologue of a dumb sheep, according to which it is immediately apparent that the author was raised alone. People remember it! When was this upbringing in an incomplete family elevated to the rank of heroism? It is stupid. And those who educate so, and also pride themselves on this, are not worthy of admiration, but of reproach.

My grandfather was a successful father of three daughters (one because their mother died fairly early). It would be very wise, apparently, to hand them over to the kindergarten immediately, or urgently to marry the first one, that would be worthy of admiration. I understand that the author(s) will do just that, if so.

xxx: fucking, capec, I can't pay for the water((( my outrage is just scattering((( called already from 10 water channel numbers, no one can tell me specifically what to do((( where to get the details for payment((
xxx: in the usual subscriber department the answer killed me in general: "a person who knows how to use a computer comes on Wednesday, call on Wednesday)))"

Oh my god, I want her to fight!! to

Threatened fans to answer and correct quotes, this is not a forum, but a collection of quotes with a rating, stumbling to read all the shit ten times, and then the shit and the bottom even bigger shit in the notes.

From the official questionnaire on the website of Tolmachevo airport (Novosibirsk):
9 is Please rate the public transport services provided at the airport of Tolmačevo according to the following criteria:
[ ] Yes
[] No is

When can I get my cable from your charger?
Buy yourself a p(r)vodka and then we change.
I lost my cable, so I have to buy it anyway.
A Jewish divorce. To get my wire back, I have to give another my wire.
You’re getting to understand the essence faster.

Do you want to crack? I have breasts growing because of pregnancy, I barely get into my belly, today I went to buy a larger size. Well I decided to send MMSK to Henke, I photographed this masterpiece and I send it, with the text: 5th size!!! The phone gives out: "Too big size, compression." I even became scared. )))))))