I was on a business trip, in the evening I called a long-time friend living in this city, it was necessary to discuss general issues, decided to meet in a quiet restaurant, we sit, talk, dinner and drink, my friend from the series - "for the best of money smells", behind the neighboring table two girls aged 17-18, one openly looks at a friend, shoots with the eyes. I quietly say to him, “I think you will be hunted now”, “he looked around, looked at the girls, they perceived it as a sign of attention – and one of them stands up, writes something on a towel, and passes by, putting it on the table next to him. He unfolds - there is a telephone number))) He writes something on a towel and puts it on their table. The girl returns, reads, and the smile flies from her face))) She didn't look at him anymore)))
I ask - "you what did you write there?" - "Hypothek, car in loan, three children and wife - a judoist"

to this:

A familiar, happy mother of six-year-olds told: "Miniature from the lives of twins: to decide who of them opens the oven (burning cookies), decided to play in the "Stone-blade-paper" - 12 times showed the same figures!!! It was a lot of fun."

Because you have to play in generations-tested gicks "stone-sweater-paper-worm-spock"! and ;)

Once, with the help of a program for amateur video editing and his tablet filmed as a satellite falls on the parking lot and posted on YouTube. The next day, at the parking lot where the satellite fell, the cars were dispersed and the asphalt was taken, and the YouTube video was removed. You are talking about anonymity on the internet.

Have you been sentenced for this or not?

Katya the Wolf
Well, in the evening after the conversation, Misha was talking to someone else in a very different way, I bluffed at the meeting, and he wavered.

by 11:59
by Daniel Berdman
Bluff, what a good word.

Place of action: Bus
Actors: three girls with a claim to secular lions and glamour; a guy of indefinite age, unbarred, in a fine tinted clothes, very thoughtful about something; a tired crowd and your submissive servant as a storyteller.

Girls, discussing something emotionally, sometimes scream, sometimes jump through unprinted expressions, but, in view of fatigue after a working day, no one listens to them. I thought so.
In some replica one of the girls mentions Johann Wolfgang Bach, from which instantly, as awaiting this phrase, a guy awoke, interrupting three girlfriends.
I’m very sorry, right, but I couldn’t help. You see, "John Wolfgang" is Goethe. Classics of literature. He thought for a second again. And if you mean the composer, it’s either Johann Sebastian Bach or Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. He thought for a second. Once again I apologize, but the great ones need to know.
The guy looked at the girls with some hope, but, apparently, not finding in them something, again went into his thoughts. Through the stop, he walked out and slowly climbed the sidewalk. The girls drove to the end. They silenced.

Today at 6.30 am at the court
YYY: Ok
My kids will stay for me!
XXX: We will find out.
I will give you the car!
Do you have a car, or do you have a car? What was burned? Yes to?
YYYYYYYYYY Children are not bothering you.
I will give you the hamsters.

Davecha heard a conversation on the radio with a female writer.
She was asked what was most difficult for you – story, heroes, dialogue, realism or something else.
The lady told me that there are no problems with the plots and other things, only have time to record, and the real difficulty in naming the characters.

One day she had to bury the novel because the name of the ambiguous character, the owner of the horse farm, was not drawn.
He is positive, such a whole for nature and for peace all over the world, his horse died - a year in depression, and then the horse layed on child psychotrauma, and at the exit we got a bloody maniac with a tendency to humanity.
I wanted the name to somehow reflect the dark inner world of the horse breeder.
But it never invented.

The song was replaced by “I’ll always be with you.”
It is so.
For the second day, my head turns and I don’t want to leave the name of Conebal.

by Peterson:

"Out of the Eye (Letter. The Sakura Flower is a small Japanese aircraft shotgun of the end of World War II (Yokosuka MXY7 Ohka), a winged bomb controlled by a suicide pilot.
by Scuco! I want to see that joke from the car that invented to call the car so!

And of course you have not heard of a river in Russia with this name.

Sex, drugs and rock’n’roll in the army are turning into yogurt, bread and honeymoon.

FR: A year ago I worked a taxi. In this firm every day we were sent illiterate SMS-inspired in the style: "Go work order the darkness of the mountains awaits!!!!1"
It was time to run away from them, and the SIM card I used to receive orders left for black days. I got a phone with two SIMs. And now every morning begins for me with the simultaneous arrival of two essays on two sims:

1) Oh you guys! Taxi in the city is now twice as cheap! Call and order!

2) The driver Prices for customers increased by 40%! Go out and make money!

XH: Did you know that Lake Titicaca was formerly called Mamakota, and even before Pukina? It doesn’t seem like a lake with names. :)
My mother cat? :) is very good.

I go to the toilet at work. There are 2 cabins and 2 cabins. I see that in one pissuar not washed, used the second. He walked in and a man came in. He looks at the scarf in which it is not washed, then on me and says, "So this is the one who does not wash after himself."
I: "I have washed myself".
And there’s a voice from the cabin: "Sir, he’s soaked. I have heard it."
I’m a little in the car, but I’m still very grateful to that man in the cabin. But this is not the end.
The man who came in: "Sanek, are you what?"
From the cabin: "Yes, I. And who is this?"
- "Sanna, this is I Knee."
"A, Knee and Salem Where are we going to eat today?"
I decided not to disturb the dialogue of my colleagues.

xxx: “We are here to put!” the Tajiks shouted at the Sobianin rally.
Yyy: “And the tiles were thrown into the air”))

Comments on Sasha Gray:

A girl for a lover.
It is capable. Three people at the same time is not the limit.

XHHH: Seashops are also people.
They also want love, affection, joy, positivity, girls cheap Kiev to order, cheap alcohol in Kiev, kindness download for free.

Strong technical support.

XXX: Hi, I once used your program and I didn't like it and I decided to write my program just so that there would be pony on the background, there were pony on the download and generally with pony all the programs better.
YYY: Okay, what do you have a question about our software?
XXX: No, thank you for your attention

Daly: I lost my virginity at the age of 16 when I put a friend gentoo
Master89: Now think who you lost it with :D
Mozart: he said, when he put the gentleman, it means not with the acquaintance.

I am a veterinarian and a dog doctor. Yesterday, while I was in the shower, my husband grabbed the phone, where a lady with a sick dog called, from a new number, which I did not record. After carefully finding out what worries and how the animal is called, the spouse vowed that I would call back and, of course, forgot, but signed a new number with the information received. And how did I go when in the morning on the display it turned out that I was calling "Miranda Bloody Diarrhea"!!!! to

I don’t know whether to laugh or laugh: the head of Yandex will post on his blog the odds of Roysman, dropping Navalny. Well okay, I may not really know anything about Navalny, but about Roysman I will say: a drug barista, a bandit, an attacker. It was his heroin sold all Uralmash. His entire fund was aimed at suppressing the competition of the guests from the south. He is the only one left behind after OPS Uralmash. And he also removed shareholders in this company. His “rehabilitation center” is nothing more than a chimera: people were “fixed” and were waiting for the breakdown to end. Of course, almost everyone returned to the old, some even without going outside the gate. Now that tail has won the mayor, and is about to pump to the level of the local tsar, pushing his wives across all corners, as in 98m. Nothing useful he did and did not even gather, and does not hide it. I have no desire to hang out and confirm anything, especially since most witnesses have long been dead. But since he is now an all-Russian celebrity, people simply need to know that here in our Uralmash, few people think of him as blanket and white. c) Fkmniekm

ganjubas: When I load the page, chrome writes in the lower right corner: "Waiting for the cache" and is a little delayed at this stage. But I don’t want to pay for using chrome, and I won’t pay any cash for accelerating downloads. How can I pay cash? Erunda is some... And they say that chrome is free. They try to get money for use.
Here I stood on the ointment, so there was no cash requested, everything was honest.
Can you advise how to transfer cash to Chrome? And can it be fooled so that it works quickly and without cash?