I sat in the company of a beautiful girl, and I was scared. My horse had no curtain.

From the discussion of mail.ru cloud:
XXX: A strange kind of service.
I went in, scrolled a couple of pages, pressed “to try the cloud.” A pop-up window appeared "You will be sent an invitation letter" O.o On mail.ru I don't have an account, where he sent the letter - unclear...
YYY:As already written - full integration with FSB 3.0
You will be sent a letter by Russian mail.
zzz: No, you will receive an invitation on the agenda.

The Explanatory Driver

I have lost my back number mark.
Moving in complete absence of consciousness due to the shock experienced when seeing the rabbit on the road eaten down the bird. Please understand and forgive.

I forgive you and I forgive you ;)

On the Fitness Forum, about the effectiveness of the geyser in pumping the buttocks:
X: Here is my wife says that this geyser is the norm, soon speaks and cowards will have to change everything!
Y: I change trousers every day, and even socks every day. What does this have to do with Gainer?

Judging by the advertisement, the main advantage of the wireless stitch is that you can fun turn with it in your hands near the smoothing board, dancing rock and roll next to it, which is usually done by all people at the stitch.

To the topic nick... Have you long forgotten about the translation of skypidar?

We and the neighbors lived together long and happily and died on the same day, because the neighbor pensioner Ivan Petrovich, the fox, has never learned to use gas.

Discussion of the release of the new iPhone 5s in the body of gold with 128 gigabytes versus 64 in the usual

Jethro Tull: Somehow I don’t get into the "golden iPhone" problem. As far as I understand it is essentially the same anode as before.
Anodized screws also look golden. Are they more expensive? Or are they predicting a rapid collapse of the manufacturers of fasteners?
EauTorride > Jethro Tull:
In the gold bolt more gigabytes have you said.

I go to work in the morning, meet an old friend with a companion. They sit on the bench, looking into the emptiness. Washed shirts and pants, unwashed, in shaking hands on a bottle of beer. According to all signs, from the wild beetle. I come and say hello.
Hi, how is it? Why such memories?
Weddings at Weddings.
When was the wedding?
In the Saturday.
This is Tuesday. o
We are aware. We sit here and think how this happened.

After the packages of cigarettes began to print "terrible" pictures with what to expect from smoking, he began to collect packages. My colleagues don’t throw them away, I’m storing them in my box. Today I decided to check the collection, I sit, consider, colleagues are looking around.
I: Here is oncology, ageing, dead birth, dependence...
Do you want me to cause you suffering?

The bed department...

From Skype:
xxx: The governor has a dilemma: where to get the asphalt for the roads to drive on the Porsche, which is asphalt?
Asphalt is not a material, but a color.

And to this:
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to this:
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to this:
> O4Kapuk was defeated.
> So it’s called now: the eyebrow.
There were many years ago, when it was just fashionable to write Russian nics from composite Latin (most software did not allow Russian symbols in nics to be entered). And the man wanted to be called a “hunting man,” and he wrote it JloBeLl. Well, and of course, someone did not understand the trick, so it was attached to him - the Jolobel.

He told a colleague that there was a character in the local chat called KupuJIJI (Kyril), but he was immediately named Kupujiji.
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Let’s remember another quote about Bantuck (aka BAHTYC).
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What about salad? Caloed

d3: This autumn, a new Richard Dawkins film "The Unbelievers" comes out.

Lesswrong: How will it be distributed?
Piratsky: They will be posted on torrents and banned from watching.

<[Sky]gfgsgFH> in contact really get out without injection?) If not paid?
<[PEER]Dyxa> [Sky]gfgsgFH: Yes.
<[Sky]gfgsgFH> [PEER]Dyxa and how?)
<[PEER]Dyxa> [Sky]gfgsgFH: You are going out on the street. metro Nevsky Prospect and through the river office VKontakte.

I live in Russia. And I do not cease to crack at the number of aggressively-minded dwarfs. Especially on the roads.

Yesterday in South Sakhalinsk, two cars smashed into each other and flew to the wall of the house.
Driving the first drunk dude without rights 29 years of the family, driving the second drunk girl 28 years of the family.
Unfortunately, we got rid of the blue.
and sorry. I would love to come and spit on their graves.

I say to my husband:
I: So I wanted to meet a man who will tell me "Relax, I will do everything myself".
Man: A met "Relax and do everything yourself" :)

Where? → Where is the humor? Or just an intellectual? Drop those scripts! Moreover, such a heresy is written, humor is dubious and dumb! With such humor on Mdk or wherever there should be!

Yesterday I decided to go out for a night with a friend. (I went in super short shorts and a maid.) Have fun at night until 6 a.m. But the morning! It was suspiciously dull. I decided to ignore the signs and went to the village as it is, almost naked. On the way, I was caught by a shit. The rains of hell, the thunderstorms and other sodomy have fallen upon me from heaven. No umbrella, no escape and walk 5 km from the electric car. But I had an iPad with fun music. So, I was terribly upset by this trip, but more of me was upset by the driver who wanted to take me. He saw the following: a completely wet guy, with blue lips, glasses filled and singing songs at the same time (so it was warmer, and somehow more lively). So and that’s not all: on the question "to throw?" I said to him: "No, I’m in the forest".This is the face, lords, I am ready to go through this hell again to see his face.

You can always melancholy turn the bow and say to everyone interested: "Take off. I am Saturn."

I remembered:
Do you know what medical waste is?
Hands and feet there.