A friend of admin recently returned from the army in which he served as a sapphire. And here, telling about the impressions of the sapphire case, gave an example:
Mining the area is like laying a network in an office. Just moving from comp to comp and masking a whirlwind!

Ivan Dorn Sings a Song in Coca-Cola Advertising
Valery Kipelov - in the advertisement of menthous
Yyy: And if Dorna and Kipelova are mixed, it will be like cola with menthol.

xxx : Here I bought an ordinary cutting butt... a week and a pink mold was formed on it!!! I see this for the first time in my life. What do you bet on Flip?
It is an emo-buton.

Storytellers are fucking!
"It was before the New Year. A police call from a nursery, said, come, a bomb near the entrance in a black package. Reacted immediately. We open, and there is children’s clothes. Not new, of course, but clean and smooth. The director of the kindergarten looks contemptuously and says, “Take this barrel away.” We are surprised:
New Year is coming, gifts for kids!
-We have each child's bank account and we go abroad to the sea once every six months, that we have this widebody, let the poor carry.
It turned out that there every businessman took the child under the wing, so that the company paid less taxes. 20 thousand each month on the account lists, gifts, clothes, food. You don’t think about children".
In our country, charity does not reduce the taxes on the income of legal entities. There are no such benefits. Absolutely.

From a conversation with a friend (d) who is in Siberia.
D: To be honest, I only realized here how long I hadn’t heard a real snow whistle. High tonality, not as in the counter)

You know, I suddenly realized that people are not to blame for their sins. 40% is education, 30% is genetics, the rest is life experience.

Sometimes it is necessary to fuck, so that the will is not given to these vices.

Life doesn’t read our plans.

And there was a case of this nature: New Earth 1978. Commander of the regiment, Colonel Nezhiva, commander of the aviation squadron, Lieutenant Colonel of the Funeral, Head of the aviation squadron, praporcher of the skull. In the city of Arkhangelsk was sent praporski skull. It is no secret that getting from the New Earth to the big city, you want to taste the delights of life. What a brave man did. Having fallen into the field of sight of the patrol, he was taken to the military command, where the duty officer began to find out the identity of the patrol officer. Imagine the face of the attendant who received the answer to the question: "The title, position, part and purpose of arrival in Arkhangelsk?"This is the answer: "Flag of the skull, the units of the Funeral, the Regiment of the Dead from the New Earth." Not finding a better solution, the officer asked if the officer could get to the hotel and let him go.

A tourist agency? I would like to order a tour!
Hi, I listen to you. Where are you?
No, I don’t want to go to the dogs!
No, you do not understand: where do you go?
Oh... well, it has to be so! Give up to the dogs!

Kernhohol: My friend Anton, have you read Sirano de Bergerac?
No, but I’m already googling.

Correspondence with (d) rouge:
You go to the universe tomorrow.)
I: What, are you angry?
D: No, I am an organizer!

Questions on grammatica.ru
With New Year! How is it right: 60 people died or died in the dam?

Commentary in Khabr’s article "Technology acquaintance after 25 years in prison":
Just like my mom, but she didn’t sit.

The wolf is fighting.
Balance in nature,
He taught rabbits to shoot.
He was shot in the garden.

From the discussion of satya on the hubre about a man who after 25 years in prison got acquainted with new technologies.
XHH: Sometimes in the 90s I had the experience of communicating with someone who had just left the zone, which has lasted since the times of the union. I had a CD player. He was so struck by the device as if he had seen something alien.
Do you have a CD player?

Reine:...a lot of people can scream in their ears "Wow!" and listen to the echo for half an hour.

Commentary in a library on the works of Tolkien:

And let's hold a competition for the title of supercharger on the site. Applicants will have to read ALL translations of the "Hobbit" presented in availability (Ukrainian is not mandatory). The winner - a luxury in Kashchenko and collecting money for hair transplant on the feet.

I went to my friends for the car today. They had a 3-storey house while waiting in the courtyard looking at the facade. And here I see a little girl on the third floor, like in horror movies straight!(there are no friends of children) shorter, I think, stop watching how strange she is and in general. I turn around, but in a couple of seconds I still look out the window... and there is empty already! as in the horror of Treasury (
What about a girl? As in the cinema? In a dirty dress?
She, in the clean.
WOW: Well it’s not for long as I know)) and the face is not visible from behind the hair, right?))
She was still shaking her hand and yelling for seven days.

Have you seen the movie Seven Psychopaths?
Is it about psychopaths?
X: And now guess how many?

The neighbor had a night party. Well, I think if it happens again tomorrow, I’ll go hit him in the face.
It came tomorrow. The midnight. The nausea is quiet. I lie. He does not sleep. Suddenly from the neighbor's apartment began to spread female stones. I think it is midnight to listen to it. But no, the stones lasted 30 seconds, then abruptly interrupted and followed by this dialogue:
She is in shock: is that all???? to
He said yes :(
Further, there was a wild female rust, a moan, a knock on the door and a stalk over the male.
After that it was really sad to beat this poor man)))