The first bullet hit the Sokol employee in the helmet, but crashed in the forearm. The second shot hit this employee. The officer then opened fire at the feet of the musician. Others were shooting into the air. Subsequently, another shot hit the leg of Musičko, he tried to shoot himself. When he was dropped to the ground, he continued to shoot and was wounded. The doctors confirmed the death of the musician.

222: I felt like I was watching a new Rambo movie!

Childhood is a tough time when bread seemed to taste better than beer. c) Sj

One of my good acquaintances for many years works in the sports school as an acrobatic coach. Every new group of parents at the first training he shows the same focus.
He puts a few mates on the floor and commands the children to run around those mates.
In a few minutes, the team says:
Everyone fast on the mates!
Boys lie face down, on the stomach, and girls face up, on the back. Always!

The White House. The morning. The Oval Cabinet includes the Secretary of Defense of the United States:
There are two news, good and bad. Which to start?
Let’s get bad first.
Alaska joined Russia.
And the good?! to
We managed to make fun of Medvedev on Twitter.

“Wow, when I asked to order music at a restaurant, I meant something else.

Milaya
Wave is not the smartest cat.

Milaya
He stuck in the package and described it.

"If the U.S. military had taken Crimea, it would not have taken it, and secondly it would not have returned home" (c) anonymous Pentagon source

The American joke about the independence of Crimea and the analogy with Kosovo:

Q: Why Crimea?
A is Becausovo.

Dear game developers! Just in your game I accidentally put the warehouse in the warehouse.. Please fix it!

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YYY: It will cost

here here :
It seems to me that many of the "claims" are written by one person, which can be seen from the stylistics and linguistics of the texts?
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You do not think. It is not written but edited.

to this:
I go today in the subway (St. Petersburg) on the Baltic (in the direction of the bridge). Veterans), the doors are closed, after a while they are opened again, we are waiting. Then the driver announces the train is not going further please leave the wagons. Everyone leaves the cars and we wait. This is happening further. The engineer says the train should still go further back into the wagons. Everyone comes back. After that I understood that the machinery can fucking everything.
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Percentage of passenger archiving failed, unloaded the archive and packed to the maximum ^^

From the discussion of today's popular political topic in the CC

xxx: I have heard from friends that from all over the country to the border of the Crimea are being pulled out from Kamaza trucks with Lenin monuments, with which the fascists will shoot the Russian-speaking population of the peninsula with the help of a giant catapult, and monks-satanists are preparing for the rite of the resurrection of Stepan Bandera, who will lead the army of guerrillas-zombies to war with Russia.

The second part of the Avengers

xxx: *photography of Altron from filming - a guy in a jacket that wears armor*
Tags: shoe under shoe
WOW: It’s even tougher than Superman’s trailers on the loins!

here here :
"xxx: And that’s not bad even considering that among the famous autists are people like Landau and Einstein!
Yyy: Well, Einstein was burned on fire, for example, what’s good about it? – – – –
zzz: I did not understand the joke ><'
Or was it not burned? - and"
It is ===
Whether he was burned, or he burned someone, but the rumor went away.

from the working chat.

Meanwhile, on the other side of Ukraine: Google was banned in Turkey.
Ukrainian colleague: Turkish Armenians still do not want to reunite with Russia?
I: Are they still there?
A colleague from Ukraine: soon to appear, and will be in Russian military uniform without identification marks. They will behave politely.
I: I think you are talking about territorial integrity now :)

I had a neighbor upstairs, Sanya, very drunk. I remember we go to him to smoke, and his tubes are burning, we don’t have money either, or we just don’t give him, I don’t remember. And on the pitch he has a racer living, but in debt she also no longer gives him.
He says, I decided everything, from my mother’s warehouse I’ll take a slice of salt, and I’ll go to the car and exchange.)
He raises some bowl with cucumbers, and underneath it a note of Sasha!! I have everything counted!! to
I’m so crazy, Pepper ?

The righteous woman eats with an orange, not with cheese, because she fasts.

They met the robbers. And killed him. In the cats of the traveller found only salt and bread. They ate bread, but did not touch the fat because of fasting.

Discussion of the article on the western website about Crimea and "polite people" (approximately translated from the imported language):
That is a lie, they are not Russians. Just armed Crimeans who bought uniforms – the fashion industry in Crimea is now flourishing simply.
W: Re: Do you really get angry when you come to a costumed party and suddenly it turns out that the other guests are absolutely the same dress? It becomes uncomfortable!

X: Guys, I’m interested in this question: Have you ever sent your pets from one city to another? It is necessary to deliver the hork from Novosibirsk to Moscow. I don’t want him to get sick, get lost, etc. The animal is not vaccinated so it is not desirable to get sick. Maybe someone has encountered and will be able to advise anything, any services or something else.
Send the Russian Post.
Then he will not die from illness, but from old age.