News: Saudi King Donates $100 Million to Fight Terrorism
The first comment: "bees against honey..."

Teeth should be brushed in the bathroom. I came to the kitchen to brush my teeth, I sat down, cracked.

There is a girl Olya at work. Almost always late.
A few minutes, for which it is subjected to a light sprinkling.
He is late again, but he says so.
It was 9 a.m. on the passage, and yesterday too.
The clock is on the second day...

Annual
Oh, not that you are Igor Borisovich, not that.

Sergey
Are you drunk? Alexandra of the Fathers))

Annual
Anna

My name is Anna.

Why is she drunk?! to

Sergey
Because I am sergeant.

Recently my little son approached me and asked, “Dad, who is Houston and why is he always in trouble?”

Kung Fu spots apparently emerged from attempts to bypass the cat in the dark.

Dear Visa card user who connected the alert to my number ***5321!
Thank you for visiting the shops so often. Thanks to you, I will find out about your purchases even at 2 p.m.
You have to live on credit all your life. Shut off the alert!

Spam is always coming in the form of SMS "action!!! 40% of the sushi!!" from one store. after I broke my phone, getting it, to read this is another spam, I decided - all, enough. I have to sign off. I call the store, I say "so and so, hit your spam, include me from the mailing list". On what I deauška operator with sincere surprise says "You, that. This is NOT SPAM!! This is action!! Discount on all sushi 40%!and "

She answered simply: "I will be above". And then I realized that I could not find the best girl!

And in fact! What can be better than a girl who sleeps with a man the first night? Admit, no one has given you it before?

We provide a one-time compensation for the birth of a child or when you marry.

Compensation...

I came in the evening from work tired... on the table wine-meat-greens, romance-candles... the wife in the forehead on the naked torso, whispering gently about a small role-playing game in the sanitary and the maid.
In the end, I had to repair the crane and clean the siphon.

From a PHP forum:

DedUndead: What exactly is understood by basic knowledge?
Mefistofel: My boyfriend was hired as a programmer after he wrote without mistakes at a Linux interview. That was more than ten years ago. and :)

Discuss the next "smart" clock.

This watch is more powerful than my friend’s smartphone :D

This watch is smarter than my aunt.

From Habr, discussing international mailing:
You can't send bombs in mail :)
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XXX: Mom came to visit.
The refrigerator is broken 😉

YYY: What is it?! to

She decided to flip the ice in the freezer and broke the cover with a knife
The gas came out of the refrigerator and he died.

YYYYYYYYY))
YYY: Releasing the Spirit

Yesterday on Mail : Currently looking for: 1 pound in grams. Searched for: 1 km in millimeters (!). Someone who is curious, curious.

You have that youthful percycticism.
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This is... pedantry.
YYY: Is this an order? = = )

I finally bought a cat. It was called Ramses. Cool is yes?
Throw it away and buy a new one!
Q: Did you get rid of anything? Why?!! to
WOW: Call it the Second Dimension, so it sounds better!)))

Dwarfs are cruel people. They bury potatoes alive in the ground, throw cucumbers into boiling water, tear away the reproductive organs of plants alive and drink the blood of tomatoes.

I, of course, understand that there are 1% of people here who spend half a day on the site and know ALL the quotes that appear on the tape.
But is it really difficult, when commenting on a previously written quote, to put it out in its entirety or at least a decent piece, so that somehow it can be found in the search and find out where the legs grow? Half a letter with half a mark.

All good and good mood!