The kindergarten is preparing for the morning.
I have a rabbit costume.
Then you will be a rabbit.
I have a white costume!
Then you will be white.
I have a Batman costume.
The teacher reflectively looks at the script and pronounces
Then you will be a forest.

Adults are divided into 2 types:
1st People listening to Ariel.
2nd Listening to the disco of the 80s.

xxx: Tenant is so cute that I would kiss him <3
YYY: I understand, Tennant Offgenen and all that, he’s beautiful, yes, but you’re a pitcher.

My husband and I went to a friend’s house for a night. I lay my bed tonight. I try to put the blanket in the carpet, but I can’t find the hole. I ask :
Mary, where is the hole?
The girlfriend:
In the same place where everyone...
I: Yes, everyone is different.
Q: How to see...
The husband first understood the ambiguity of our dialogue. Rushed it all friendly.

A good excavator and the back can scratch...
YYY: And the ass shirt...

@unfearit: Forever hammered, forever spicy

(Speech about the fire on the New Year's Eve)
Social problem (19:58:08 7/01/2013)
I also understand the essence of the term "fire"
Wehrblut (19:58:53 7/01/2013)
Which?
Social problem (19:58:59 7/01/2013)
See also
Social problem (19:59:18 7/01/2013)
If a person has a tree burned, he says that a tree has burned. If the couch burned, he says the couch burned.
Social problem (19:59:28 7/01/2013)
And fire is when a man goes on to list what he has burned.

Oh, this modernity is so boring, you know! I’ll fix the streaming drive on my time machine and go straight into the 14th century, into the wild Weps forests!
YYY: What are you! This is so low culture! No theaters, no vodevils, even (God you are my!!) No... The water clothes! What is the anti-health? You risk getting infected with the plague and die!! Don’t break the hearts of the ladies you love.
xxx: Right, young lady, you say so that you can think that these same ladies are following me in guard regiments.
YYY: Oh, if ladies were serving in the guard... I think it would be unpleasant for you if there was a young lady next to you, who ORAL: Give, fuck you, drive the copts faster, otherwise I will take you to life and keep you with my own hand!!! What a man!! The ass is like a coconut...so it wants to be lost!! How long do you stand for a night? In the same spirit...

I sing a song about 200 grams. But not those that we drink occasionally in the morning!
What you can drink once a year. When I sing a song about five minutes!
200 grams and 200 grams. The clock struggle is coming soon! 200 grams, 200 grams! and all who are in dispute will be reconciled!
and 200 grams? Understand, if strictly, even just 200 grams can do a lot!
We have twelve without five. 200 grams is on the way.
Soon we will say: "With a new year!"
Twelve without five! 200 grams – they don’t wait!
200 grams will fly away, it is very little! Hurry up, don’t have to eat!
If you want to drink, say, without delaying for a year!
At five minutes people decide, sometimes, what not to drink them for nothing and never!
But it happens that a minute changes everything very cool! everything changes, once and for all!
The New Year is not far away! 200 grams will give happiness!Here, the boy sits, He will drink and be happy!
and 200 grams? 200 grams is a little bit. Then he will drink another 100, his good way!
Let them pour this evening there and here 200 grams twice in five minutes!
But while we sang the song, five minutes had passed! The clock is twelve!! to
The new year is coming!We all pour 200 happiness!Liter pushes us forward!200 grams are no longer powerful!
Let all around sing and flourish from the vodka face! This is the New Year to drink and have fun.
New Year is Coming! Happy New Year, Happy New Year, Happy New Year!! to

The morning. I go to work before my lover wakes up. In the closet, the socks are finished, the new portion will dry on the battery. The problem is to find a couple. In the dark, in order not to wake up my loved one, I pick up my socks, carefully laying up the line on the blanket:
and black,
The real black.
Black with pattern.
Black with points.
and grey,
Gray with Rombians.
Black with a button.
– Oh! Black is more genuine than Nuka Nuka, where...
At this point, the loved one turns around and with a vigorous movement spreads the socks placed on her foot throughout the room.
Where are the yesterday?

Ladies on note

(Melancholicly observing the compilation of the 830th package of the 1017th)...all these types of "tricks" on the topic of tempting a guy in guests type "put windows" - kindergarten. What does this Windows put in? 20 minutes and ready. You need to act smarter: invite you to put a gentleman, and so that you must be in your presence - and the day in his society you are provided.

Calls to the telecast:
Are you repairing the TV?
Yes Yes
Okay, I’ll bring you a straw now.

Preparation for the Exam*
Where is the first question from the ticket?
YYYYYYYYYYY
Files are submitted.pdf
XXX: I am afraid to open up.
XXX is a terrible name.
Yyyyy: ahah) there is just highlighted what he said, or much more.

In Russia there is a clear division of labor: some make laws, others live by them.

Our cat can knock loudly at the door after a walk! I wondered for a long time what she was doing, and finally watched it. She climbs on the seat of a bicycle standing at the door, holds her legs in the wall and crumbles. The wheel knocks on the door, we open, the cat at home.
One day there was no bicycle at the door in the evening (the husband went on it for shopping). The knock on the door continued. I open. There is a neighbor’s girl and my cat. “Your cat? She wanted to go home so much that she knocked on our bike at our door. And then a complaint knocked at your door.”
It seems to me that from the doorbell this cat is held only by the height of its location.

Listening to the night's fairy tale "The Wolf and the Seven Goats", Vovochka asked a quite reasonable question:
Where was Daddy Goose all that time?

xxx: no che kogda uvidimsya)
Mmmmm... never ever?
xxx: here is vopros?
I mean ? ?
XXX: Do I know anyone?? to
YYY: Why not

Sitting behind the compass, he recalled that he had not fed the cat. I got a package, poured it out in a bowl and here comes a message in aske - I answer. And then as usual "fly" into the internet spaces. After a while, I recover again from the word "Idiot!" and find a sister rolling on the floor of laughter, and myself eating cat food))))

What do you think of a cloud in a shirt?
No, you are a housekeeper.
and the shrink)

`: yyy: years later in the statuses "The light shines, I die, I see the light at the end of the tunnel"
And a lot of likes.
yyy: "Fotographed a nuclear explosion while it’s a mushroom. I love it <3"
The Soldier’s Album. photo: "I and the rocket system "Topol M" "; "super-secret stealth aircraft""A friend shot me as the guards beat me. I will kill him <Z"
yyy: Album: "I am with my beloved on the background of the third world war"
A record on the soldier's wall:
At 6 p.m. we left the camp. Going to the enemy’s log ♥20
8:25 - we cross the river ♥6
8:37 - user downloaded a new album "I and my brothers chase on tanks on the river" ♥175
8:50 - received a bullshit from the squadron commander :( ♥ 803
9:40 The enemy found us. We go to battle!! For the homeland! For the VK! ♥ and
9:45 – The enemy broke through the first line of defense. The price keeps up!! ♥ and
10:15 - The enemy took us captive. Tagged with: ♥300
Yyy: [date of the next day] : - Today tortured - cut off wai-fai for 15 MINUTES!! They are just beasts! The Pillow (
XXX after the day. They pulled out my iPad and started removing the photos!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! ♥ and
- good that I hid the folder with porn in the system files... +over9000like