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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №84847
 29.07.2013
The insult to the feelings of believers. I was told by one lady here that it was necessary to ban the film "D'Artagnan and the Three Musketeers." There Aramis sings, “Lord, do you see this body? She says it is blasphemy and there is nothing like that to show.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №84846
 29.07.2013
And if I leave a comment on the site of the first channel or on the Kremlin.ru, the site will also be closed?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №84845
 29.07.2013
Dimona’s Linux will soon become paranoid!
2: Hi, what is it?
1: After the last update, the sound in his headphones disappeared - he also has columns + headphones on different ports.
2: Yes, it is already interesting :)
1: Yeah he, plowing the floor of the internet overwhelmed, two weeks of brain fucking. Even in the bourgeois forums, there is a sound on the columns, and it is deaf in the ears. Psihanul, with the words “I’m not worthy of wearing a beard,” began looking for a shave.
2 of Ieyasu?
1: Brittwo found behind the system... along with the cause of the malfunction: he when the computer was upgraded - went for tea, and the headphones forgot to remove - they flew out of the nest, and then the system, pressing the wire, did not let the plug!
Have you shaved your hair?
1: No, he threw the shave back, put the plug in place, took the machine - leveled the beard under the shave with the words "electron paths are untold" >_<

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №84844
 29.07.2013
To this...
Q: Are you sleeping?
I have a comedy here.
Mom passed Raven's test on Aikyu
WOW: The result came out completely downright, 46 what, she is sitting crying, and she is not stupid at all.
yyy: Go to understand, we start again - the questions five norms made, and then the writer was, the next field with figures opens, and she with a joyful smile ticks into the completely wrong version of the answer and says - look how beautiful it turns out!
My mother is a designer. For all the other questions, she chose the most beautiful answer.
So how can you not love her?
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But the test still correctly determined the intelligence :3

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №84843
 29.07.2013
XXX is Hi! Go for a walk today?
Why did you write so unexpectedly? Long time no see you, and you go for a walk?
xxx: Well, do two adult men need a reason to be together? and ;)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №84842
 29.07.2013
Let’s measure the temperature!

And yes, I am measuring. The graduator sat comfortably under my mouse. and quietly snoop.

You have a warm and close relationship with him.

You would see what I’m doing with cowards. This is your gesture. On the one hand, I cling to them. On the other hand... u-u-u!

From family correspondence

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №84841
 29.07.2013
Fuck, Daddy is a troll!
Now he goes into my room and says, "Look!", knocks with one screwdriver on the other and looks so waiting, then calls mom, again says, "Look!", again knocks with the screwdrivers and looks side by side, then again.
I thought a man’s roof was gone! No, he called Mr. Proper to me!! to
He said "I thought it would help. So it is!"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №84840
 29.07.2013
Will you go for a walk?
Yuliya-ku.hm, hz.mb

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №84839
 29.07.2013
Are you on budget?
Yyy: on the budget)) Otherwise I’ll have to smell as I don’t know who (
YYY: Me and Mom
Yyy: And still studying (
XXX: Do you have a jump?
Half an hour, what?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №84838
 29.07.2013
Commentary on the demotivator:

Happy Day of Sisadmin!
No one swims in the fountains on the day of Sisadmin.
In the fountains of accounting blood?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №84837
 29.07.2013
Commentary on the Korean film on the torrent tracker:

It would be good for Korean actors to draw different numbers on their foreheads. At the end of the film, someone came to power, but who? The only one I clearly recognized was the policeman – he was sick.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №84836
 29.07.2013
In our city on 28.07 there is a march of large families in honor of the baptism of Russia, a zombie parade and all this under the supervision of the Navy.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №84835
 29.07.2013
Where did you rest?
Marinochka: in the Maldives and Bali))
Ann: Why such details?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №84834
 29.07.2013
A large package of children's toys was found near our building.
such happy persons as colleagues today, long ago did not see.no still would-helicopter radio-controlled 2pcs;machine on radio-controlled 2pcs;automatics and pistols,and even rails...
We will not give up on time...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №84833
 28.07.2013
I have been doing urgent work for two weeks, at home SRACH. The child sitting on the pot (I am behind the compound):
Oh the flies! Per she died of dirt...
I went to clean up

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №84832
 28.07.2013
How to choose a name for a fantasy novel:
Write on the leaflets "the crown", "the sword", "the elves", "the fate", "the road" and so on. Put in the box. Drawing out in pairs" (c)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №84831
 28.07.2013
Jktu: But mostly I agree with you: if the developers promised a Linux version, they should. It is a pity that they are not Japanese and do not follow the code of bushido, there is strictly: to lie or not to fulfill a promise - it is unacceptable, did not fulfill the orders of the boss - you cut off your little one, the next time - nameless and so on, and if you embarrassed yourself or the organization - you do a seppuku. There is clearly a shortage of software developers in the domestic gaming industry.
They just don’t live on more than one project.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №84830
 28.07.2013
<27 July 2013>

[8:42:43] xxx: how does it work?

<28 July 2013>

[17:15:46] xxx: of course
[17:15:52] xxx: in the chest
xxx: so it was yesterday.
[19:05:56] by Alexander: Ugu
[19:06:08] Alexander: Not that it was yesterday, you asked it yourself.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №84829
 28.07.2013
It was also known as Hope Cosy. The surgeon's aunt was once barely brought to the nerve seizures, she threw the tube three times before believing that it was a real person calling, and not foolish jokers.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №84828
 28.07.2013
XXX Where is your girlfriend?
YYY: went to consumption
Xxx :?? to
Yyy: money gave - shopping

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