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[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74847
 26.12.2012
“We’re making billions of dollars on young people” © Apple

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74846
 26.12.2012
Talk with the head of department:
Go for sugar in the store.
by Mu-Hru
You can take the keys from my car.
I want to go?
Go to the shop with the keys.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74845
 26.12.2012
From the Auto Forum:

The xxx:
25 schools are closed.
Many institutions are closed.
- 40 Omsk drivers begin to argue about all-season oil - it thickens, and it has to be rubbed with a tail before putting into mechanisms

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №74844
 26.12.2012
Artem: Why does Gigurda always behave so confidently as if he has two health? Or does he know some martial arts?
Valerian: Of course he knows.
Valadilen: Jigour Jitsu

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №74843
 26.12.2012
Tomorrow will be the 30th. And I will become an old, fat and dull cow.
You will not become.
XXX is true? Puppy, thank you, you can encourage :*
You’ve been like that for a long time, so you won’t be.

[ + 37 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74842
 26.12.2012
I am 41, and I still remember Soviet times. There was a lot of things, good, bad. But! It was a dream, bright and clear. There was a desire to go up to the stars. Where is it?! to

I understand today’s practicism, but I don’t understand the lack of dreams. It is wonderful that they now calculate, “and what I will have from this.” They count an hour ahead. They do not consider children, especially grandchildren. Massarakh, three times massarakh! This is our world in sight!! We stopped dreaming!

The struggle of ideology seems to have ruined the dream. As long as there was a bipolar world, each of the poles sought to show that it was first. No need to be first. At least ideologically.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №74841
 26.12.2012
xxx(11:10) Hello
yyy(11:11) Hello
xxx(11:12) Let’s meet you?
yyy(11:12) And for what purpose?)
xxx(11:13) Well so far to chat <SMILE>id=835 alt=':Smile:'</SMILE>
yyy(11:13) You 16 I 25 here all to talk and it will be over)
xxx(11:13) Aaaah well clearly
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xxx(14:11) Hello
yyy(14:11) Hello
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
yyy(14:12) And for what purpose?)
xxx(14:13) While communication
14:13 Do you remember what you wrote to me today?
xxx(14:14) Recently understood) the journey memory needs to be changed) quarrel for error
yyy(14:14) and nothing
xxx(14:14) You don’t want to connect with me, right?
yyy(14:14) Ugu me on freedom better)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №74840
 26.12.2012
<Little Panda> Xto for an unknown fuck? ESET on the second day finds a file type virus citirevo, and when trying to delete it displays an error window.
<Igrec> Give it up. NOD randomly selects a file on the disk and clicks on it. The type works.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №74839
 26.12.2012
I return home, dark, street.Meet the New Year's couple, hugs and kisses at - 25(!)
The girl falls, the boy from the fifth attempt rises... and dialogue:
Blowing up, what are you doing?? to
No, do not rush! It just collapsed.)

[ + 14 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74838
 26.12.2012
xxx: and if the Yandex director everywhere writes "sex poses", then I’ll burn up soon, right?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74837
 26.12.2012
I got out of the subway and lost.
At which station did you go out?
In the Southwest!
and well. What do you see around you?
I see nothing!
So you are somewhere in the intergalactic space and a couple of millions of light-years away from our galaxy, otherwise you would have seen at least it.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №74836
 26.12.2012
Smoke, be a friend.
Five backs!
Zzzz: I wonder what do you have in the price for ten?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №74835
 26.12.2012
xxx: now you are in my head, and in very seductive angles))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: In what perspective?
YYY: And what am I dressed in?
XXX is very good 😉

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №74834
 25.12.2012
O_O Judging by the trailer, I didn’t read that Karenina in school (((

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74833
 25.12.2012
YYY: Broke up in the cheek
XXX What Happened?
YYY: Drunk and shouting "I am Gandalf! You don’t go through it!"I didn’t let her go to the toilet.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №74832
 25.12.2012
Be a rebel! Do not be like everyone! Go to the company with your wife!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74831
 25.12.2012
During the investigation, it was found that the theft was committed by an employee of the Kirov branch of the police, who was responsible for the storage of material evidence. He damaged the packaging and pulled out about 15 kilograms of marijuana. To hide the shortage, he dried the usual grass and mixed it through the hole in the bag with the drug. At the same time, the police officer, apparently, could not correctly calculate the ratio and added too little grass to the bag.

c) Slow

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №74830
 25.12.2012
XXX: My phone was stolen.
Yyy: Santa Claus is probably gathering gifts

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №74829
 25.12.2012
xxx: in Gold Babylon there was a detention, on the floor lay a bloody man in bracelets, and around mint, zevaki and doctors
Or maybe America? Want to adopt a child?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №74828
 25.12.2012
D is a girl, P is a boy
D: Let’s be clear, there’s one thing I don’t like about you.
Q: Let me try to guess: am I paying you little attention?
D: not
Q: Am I throwing things away?
D: not
Q: Do we have different interests?
D: No, you never guess, you don’t read.
Q: Yes, you’re right, I’d never cheated.
Q: What do you not like most about me?
A few minutes pass.
Q: You know, I can’t say that I don’t like you the most... you’re angry with me.

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