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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94847
 05.03.2014
To tell the truth is easy and pleasant. And listening to the truth in response is hard and disgusting.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94846
 05.03.2014
My grandmother burned today. I sit and watch TV. I look at low volume, as the grandmother, who is slightly deaf, is temporarily not interested in viewing (resolving crosswords). Here she shakes a glance at the screen and says, commenting on what is happening:
This is Angela Merkel. I do not like her.
This is Yuri Antonov.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94845
 05.03.2014
A real woman should look so that even the blue people, looking at her, think:
“Maybe I’m in vain?”

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №94844
 05.03.2014
RT @nett00n I don’t know what Microsoft was doing there. But today for two hours on Skype to offline went echo123

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94843
 05.03.2014
<xxx> while(to_be███!to_be);
<yyy> I'm not surprised why Hamlet was almost jealous

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №94842
 05.03.2014
My wife’s parents are typical Peter’s intellectuals, both doctors, so stereotypical family that sometimes it’s ridiculous. My wife and I decided to organize a holiday in the style of sex, drugs and rock and roll for centuries, left the little one with her parents and went to the warm regions for a week. We returned and ran from the plane to the little one in the morning to the garden where he was eager to be present. The children told poems. Children are like children, who is Agniya Barto, who is Chukovsky. And here our son comes out and starts proudly, with a thin voice: "Insomnia. and Homer. The Shipyard" I broke the ovation.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №94841
 05.03.2014
YYY(23:33) :
God bless me, but I feel something else. So I want to go to another country.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I suggest New Zealand.
There the hobbies were filmed... the norses remained free

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №94840
 05.03.2014
Russia is out of the eight.
What is left of her?
Only the United States with its six.
Who could have thought, I guess. and :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94839
 05.03.2014
The Jedi:

The Jedi Legend
The first Jedi was Ivan the Fool. The power of thought made the stove move.
little, developing the power of thought loaded the oven sowing on it

It was Emelia, not Ivan-Durac.
With the best wishes, Darth Grammar Nazius.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №94838
 05.03.2014
I was asked at work to replace the secretary of mama (I hate this activity, tea/coffee)

The girl came to tell the obligations: pour water into a bowl...ammm...a cup, turn on an air purifier, pour dried fruits into a bowl

I very much wanted to ask how many times a day to change the stitches and smooth the foaming bubble for better digestion.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94837
 05.03.2014
Do you have that, grandma director?
by Anna Dia
by Anton
Anton: We had it before.
But we sent her quickly.
In accordance with the decree)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94836
 05.03.2014
God, give these people brains. I read reviews on the summer rubber on the market, in one of the reviews in the shortcomings complaint that the rubber behaves badly in the cold.
YYY: It was probably written by the same person who noted the shortcomings of the robot vacuum cleaner that he was afraid to ride a cat.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №94835
 05.03.2014
They say that the Banderovs are already preparing for the arrival of Russian troops: they place monuments to Lenin and urgently clean up the damned Maidan.

The Goblin (c)

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94834
 05.03.2014
Do you want to download the file? Download it quickly, just take a paid account!

No thank you. I jump it and so on, at a low speed.

Are you sure? Per a paid account?

No thank you. I jump slowly.

is OK. Wait to. Per a paycheck?

Your own division! I said, I download this file at low speed! I don’t need your payment account!

“Well, well... Buy an account, download this file in a minute, not four minutes. Buy it, right?

Jop your mother! I’ve already said, fucking that I’m downloading this crazy file at this fucking speed!

Oh man, don’t shake up! You will have a low speed, why do you do it? Wait another minute or two. and ah. A little more. A paid account? No is? Well, FIG with you... Oh, and the file was not found.

–...

Maybe a paid account?

(c) the

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94833
 05.03.2014
xxx: the customer 3 months Ipad the brain "I want to in the logo of a shaft and hammer as the SSR"
HHH: We have done it so far.
XHH: finally accepted
xxxh: today calls: I could not register because of copyright. Let’s review the concept completely.
WOW: Now you’re going to review the concept for 3 months?
Yes, the order has already been paid, now it is paid for the second time.
He wants Mario.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94832
 05.03.2014
Clothing is prohibited.
Maybe they found something...
Oh yeah petry.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94831
 05.03.2014
My cat is missing.
Take her food out, and she will come in. If, of course, the bombs don’t eat first...
XH: O_O
I am about food! It is :)

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94830
 05.03.2014
I join the riddles of the physicist on education: (I do not remember the title of the film) not enough that the ship, moving in dense layers of the atmosphere, surrounded by plasma, had radio communication with the center, but the pilot was ordered at this time to catapult.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94829
 05.03.2014
What is Flappy Bird?
Cheerleaders – Cheerleaders!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94828
 05.03.2014
Almost "What men are talking about"... today I was handed over.
Please put at least three.
I: No for what!
C: Well with the strain
I: I can’t get stressed...I’m married

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