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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №84627
 24.07.2013
* at the meeting
XXX is fucking
XXX is boring.
Yyy: Habr read
XXX: Are you interested?
YYY: I am already reading.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №84626
 24.07.2013
Finalgon friends... Well, let’s say not the best lubricant.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №84625
 24.07.2013
Of all the laws of the world, only two work without failure.
WOW: What are they?
The law of universal gravitation and the law of evil.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №84624
 24.07.2013
I watched the Monsters Corporation 2 here, and all did not give peace to the question, well, where, where I saw this tree, at the headquarters. Hero of Sally? Then he knocked: “This is the lobbyists from the Interns!”! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №84623
 24.07.2013
These two:
XX: By the way, about the fact that the Earth has a spherical shape. I don’t know why, but from early childhood I thought that the flat views of the earth were refuted by Columbus.

yyy: As a result of a world trip, the Earth could easily become a cylinder. and :)

I am afraid to upset you, but Columbus has never been around the world in his lifetime. Those are things, little ones.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №84622
 24.07.2013
I don’t like Anime.
W: It’s all because you didn’t watch Seilor Moon when you were a kid!
X: And you won’t argue...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №84621
 24.07.2013
Wife and daughter (5 years old):
- "Mash, we argue that this mayka is too cold"
- "I don't want to argue, the dispute will lead to the fact that I stand in the corner"

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84620
 24.07.2013
The new management of the "Post of Russia" intends to concentrate on providing financial services to the population. To do this, FGUP refuses plans to create a “post bank” together with investors, but plans to obtain a banking license independently.

Sberbank will soon have a twin competitor

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №84619
 24.07.2013
xxx: In Zagsa should ask "if you agree to buy her rolls instead of a motorcycle for yourself", and not the different stuff they are asking now

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №84618
 24.07.2013
I recently visited the Azz+market. Are there oil filters? The Zygulevs ended, the Vasovs remained. I asked to show you...))))

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №84617
 24.07.2013
At work, you need to boil, not just be a cafeteria.

[ + 142 - ] Comment quote №84616
 24.07.2013
A short painting. I take the rubbish in the morning. Within the container, two bombs crawl, looking for bottles, cardboard and other useful things in their business. The passage to the container was closed. Through them, you do not want to throw a bag of garbage, so I draw their attention with a slight coughing. One of the bombers raises his head at me and says to the other, “Forget the supplier.” The mood has risen :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №84615
 24.07.2013
Loans are like...being on the frost. First is warm.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №84614
 24.07.2013
A simple worker, in a brigade, what is called a kindergarten. We are afraid of bosses.
I became the boss, among the bosses of the kindergarten, we fear the leadership.
I went to the management - there is the same kindergarten, we are afraid of investors.
I moved to the regional department - again kindergarten, but here it is customary to be afraid of the ministry.
Now I see the usual kindergarten in the ministry :-(
I am afraid to resort to the extrapolation of work experience data to the level of our government, but it seems that there is also work organized at the level of kindergarten.
And this is probably the whole of Russia - a whole kindergarten :-(
Compatriots, let’s finally begin to work professionally.

[ + 22 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84613
 24.07.2013
and rhinestones:
Employee Tatiana Vagin (hit at a) decided to collect a collection of funny names. But it didn’t start with yourself, but with the cat of Vasilij))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №84612
 24.07.2013
C "Responses" on Mail.ru

The question (in itself, by the way, also nothing):
How much does fertilization cost in the sperm bank?
A expensive procedure? I am a student and I don’t have much money.

The best answer:
A bottle of vodka or two, depending on the
The appearance...

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84611
 24.07.2013
Tagged with ‎
And in general, sometimes it seems to me that you are one of those people who give dr to the legless and handless people hopping...

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84610
 24.07.2013
I’m talking to you, gentle people. "Where are they going?" Grandma carries large boards home. Come on, I will marry! This is preparing for a zombie apocalypse. Going to Zagor. This is in tanks. My dream!! to
Do you need a woman or a carrier? You can marry men right away. Either against same-sex marriages are outrageous, and you listen, so the best friend for you is the ideal wife.
Sorry to. by Zebalo. The men end up.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №84609
 24.07.2013
and gt;
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williamwolos: all, the fucking march went :( Per this is such a babby pickup... opened the hood, twisted in her hands with the key of the hook and ready, all the men of the area are yours. I barely got to meet :D
____________

I once poured oil, a car stopped nearby, and from there the guy asks:
Girl, what happened to you?
- oil, I say, the machine asks, and the bottle so playfully blows ;)
and he did O_o and left (((

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №84608
 24.07.2013
I remember, on a pair of ethics (learning for a hotel manager) there was a creative task: "To come up with a hotel and its motto, so that there was the word morality and the slogan attracted potential guests".
The same group issued a phrase that I remember even two years later.
Free oral sex at the hotel "Moral".
So is.

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