They have a beach, and we have a man.

I bought in a vegetable store: Egyptian potatoes, Chinese redis, Polish cucumbers, Turkish garlic, Israeli celery.
I wildly apologize, but in Russia, apart from prices, something is rising?

In the cafe:
XXX: Something is missing.
The waitress, sex for him.

Eating strawberries from the open refrigerator is almost as delicious as unwashed with sand from the bed! =) is

In the courtyard. The girl is outraged: don’t call me a fool! Only my dad can call me that. Because we are the same with him.

From the discussion of the release of the Linux kernel 3.10 on the Hubble:
xxx: ~60,000,000 lines of code, ~40,000 files, if you read 1 line per second 12 hours a day, you can read all the sources in ~5 months.
Children, what did you read this summer?
War and Peace!
Peter the First.
The Quiet Don.
The Linux 3.10 core.

Global warming in Novosibirsk. 1 July. On the street, I saw a girl in a bottle that was stuck on all the buttons. And nobody looked at her as crazy, and some judging by the conversations even envious. Immediately I remembered the saying that summer in Siberia is the time of year when you can open a fuchsia. This summer, the hat should not be removed.

Two lawyers.
She: Aitishnik Sereza offered me to press a twisted pair. Is this a kind of compliment? ? I try not to roar in my voice.)
Is he in a pair or is he in a pair for you?
She: I do not know. I asked what she was wrapping around. He was upset and fled.
She: Heavy artillery came - Dima, told me that I bothered the boy and refused to connect our computers)))

Three laws of Asimov for Russians:
1) the citizen must not cause harm to the official or by his inaction to allow the official to be caused harm;
2) the Russian must obey all orders given by the official, except when these orders contradict the First Law;
The Russian citizen shall take care of his safety to the extent that it does not contradict the First and Second Laws.

I sit in a small car. A friend wrote.

I was told such an interesting story now. Did you know that the Nirvana singer was shot by Kurt Cobain for teaching Kurt a gun?

It is hot. I put on a little more open dress than usual. Like a beach!" - a woman in the stretched bridges of the 60th size stumbled into my trail.

Commentary on 3dnews:

Microsoft: Windows Phone in third place among mobile operating systems and we are not afraid of BlackBerry

XXX: AUTOVAZ: Lada is in second place after foreigners and we are not afraid of bicycles.

This is:

About the Homosexual Laws.
I read the oldest tale of Mikhalkov "And you..." (interested can see).
There is a phrase:
"And Toli and Vera Both Moms are engineers".

And here is the question – am I too ruined, or am I straight with two children of a lesbian mother?

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It is simple, Tola and Vera are not relatives

Continuing the idiotism of "xxx: The bowl is ringing today from the morning. In the panic. He says come urgently, there’s some stuff, all the work is worthwhile.
xxh: Arrived, turned off the unprinted signs in the word, left."

I came, entered my password, left.
My monkeys across the department from 8 to 16 tried to enter a five-digit password.

A two-meter-long friend with the 50th foot size sent his "dialogue" with the sapport of the shoe online store:

You: You have male sizes up to 44EUR. It is just bullying somebody. Are we living in a country of liposuction?

You: Can’t reach the keyboard to answer?

You have been blocked for violating the rules of use of the online consulting system.

XX: You can tell yourself as much as you want: “I’m not old yet!” I’ll still show you all!", but from this hundred meter in your 70s you won’t run in 10 seconds :)
YYY: Only in the exoskeleton! and :)
ZZZ: 100m in 10 seconds? The exorcist will probably.

xxx: How would you deal with a possible change in your area of activity as part of software development?
YYY is stoic.

You don’t know what happened to Dimon? He walked, and something stumbled on Anka.
YYY: I seem to have broken his life. Not well of course. I have to apologize if...
XXX: What did you do?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY He listened to his onlain preachers or something like that, and while they were going to the subway, he gave out that modern girls are prostitutes – and dress and behave fucking like they are.
YYY: Well, to avenge, I decided to deny it.
xxx and?
YYY: Well, I decided – I’ll go to a girl and I’ll be silent – the statistics say it’ll go away, and in case – I’ll offer money. I can scratch the mouth, but this is better than PGM.
XXX: I guess it is.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY I came to one with a naive eye, like Alexander Demidov in the movie: "Girl, and you will not fuck?"
XXX is a lot!! The rofl!
Yyy: It was then I learned that she had been fighting with a guy for two months, but when she thought for a couple of seconds and replied, “Why not?” I was in shock, but I couldn’t go on the run.
Yyy: And the girl is really good, tomorrow we go to the cinema.
XXX is cool. Only Dima, God, will never get married.
YYY: That’s what I’m saying – I’ll probably have to apologize.

It is necessary to develop such an application for the Android, so that the screen lights blue,if there is a goblin with an iPhone nearby.

On July 2, 2013 on the territory of the Tomsk region, variable cloudiness is expected, places will rain, and in some areas parts of the Proton-M missile will fall from the sky.