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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №84427
 20.07.2013
Join the Club "KIT"
The names of the founders of the club... Konoplev and Trawkin

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №84426
 20.07.2013
Are you there soon? I eat and am free.
Yyy: I will put as small, so I will write
Xxx: So can I not rush and eat peelmen one by one?
Yyy:)))))))

[ + 19 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84425
 20.07.2013
A drunkard walked through the forest.
Then suddenly his hair rose,
He saw a dead man in the grass not cut.
In new boots, not worn

Let me take them for myself, as they will be for me.

Thank you for my happy teenage years, you left us in a better world.
Noizif

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №84424
 20.07.2013
A good movie is when you don’t notice how you chew a cardboard and eat popcorn.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №84423
 20.07.2013
to this:
Here is this:
to this:
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How did you fuck.


[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №84422
 20.07.2013
Gleb: who knows, yesterday I hid 2 yogurt from different manufacturers and the beneficial bacteria clearly did not share with each other in my body

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №84421
 20.07.2013
The demotivator, mocking the everyday hobby of iPhones, approximately with this text:
Snow White proved in 2001 that it is not worth connecting with the apple, but it has not been understood so far.
The Stone:
Yes, yes, even in 2001...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №84420
 20.07.2013
I remembered the institutional life. There was a lecture on literature, they talked about "working folklore". More precisely, they didn't even have time to tell, but announced the theme of the class and the voice from the back of the class: "Working folklore is a matte thing?!" Even the teacher was riddled :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №84419
 20.07.2013
‏@gothic
If he lived in Italy, he would open a Pestato restaurant there.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №84418
 20.07.2013
I presented a picture, you are 8 years old, you walk with your mom, and here the aunt approaches, smoothes you on the head, and takes away.
A childhood nightmare
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When I was 6 years old, I once crossed a small river along the bridge with my dad and followed him. He passed, I followed him. I see it going somehow quickly to the side, I can’t wait to scream daddy. I am running. I catch up and see that this guy is another, looks so frightened) I turn around and see the far away dad. As I remember, I always think what it was like to hear that guy wait for dad)))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №84417
 20.07.2013
XHHH: watched your video comparison of American and our Haitian
The American Beast...
U.S. police say they will be shot. We have civilians who take them.
WOW: Yeah... but yet they’ve been very pressured by him...
I saw a video of a man picking up a Ferrari from downtown New York because of the parking lot, and he began to swell - immediately his mouth into the asphalt.
I would have his trouble.)
Q: What was you fined for?
WOW : No. I want to be fined because I didn’t park my Ferrari properly... even if they put a moustache on the asphalt... I’ll tolerate it.)

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84416
 20.07.2013
I have a very strange dog. The fact is that she considers herself a cat (grown up in a house with a cat). She does not like dogs, but loves all cats, even if she is afraid and run away. He plays so specifically. He sits all day on the window and looks out the window...It would be nothing if it wasn’t a huge shepherd.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №84415
 20.07.2013
I work in HR. I recently started Seattle. Here are the skills that some applicants have: “insensitivity to rejection”, “exacerbated sixth sense”, “elegant laying of goods”, “working scratch”, “tracking righteousness”, “stress-resistant”, “bringing the buyer to the sale”. Also impressed a guy who worked as a preparer (opening the corpses) and suddenly decided to go on sale. Not all your talents are worth pointing out in the summary ;)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №84414
 20.07.2013
The Mouse:
I understood everything. At every beverage factory periodically at some point, the staff ignores the reception of employees, and in the packaging workshops there are several endless haters and fools who hate all mankind. It is they, from time to time, slowly remove one bottle from the conveyor, turn the lid with two heated distribution keys to the focus, try so that it can not be opened, and return to the tape. And still accompanied by her gaze with a pale smell and a sweet thought that it will be the only bottle of mineral in the house of some worker from a hard hammer, or it will be bought for the last little bit by a fragile girl dying from the heat.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №84413
 20.07.2013
Cheers to everyone:
Sodium is contraindicated? New trends in substance exchange? I am silent that potassium and magnesium chlorides are bitter in taste. But the worst thing is the changed structure of the NaCl molecule... If you find a new stable polymorphic modification, publish it immediately! And if you see the molecule of NaCl – call me, I also want to see it.
Chemistry under the table.
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The tendencies are old - disruption of potassium-sodium balance, as well as increased salt intake, causing water retention in the body and, as a result, an increase in blood pressure. And the crystalline structure of salt changes, reducing its volume density.
Unfortunately, school chemistry lessons are not enough to be called a "chemist."
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A good resource. Where would you go else?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №84412
 20.07.2013
I remembered now. We went to practice in the steppe, with tents, there was the heat, the sun, and the girls didn't waste time, they decided to sunbath in the camp. One clarification - their breasts are, say, small, which they themselves admit. I lie in a tent, I hear their conversation: "Let it go, the bow will pass by now, look and fall into the bushes of the type of "Vaaa, they have two backs!"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №84411
 20.07.2013
A colleague sings under his nose: “I’m tired, I want love, so that forever.
Head of Olya! If you want love, take the reports and come to me!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №84410
 20.07.2013
> and >
Praise for observation.

When I was in the kindergarten, I painted some picture with the sky, painted a couple of corners, and I was hurt by the teacher for this, with the words "there is no white sky." I looked out the window to the sky, stretched by snow clouds, but it had already gone away. The question still torments where such educators are taken and why children in state institutions are so narrowed in consciousness?

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №84409
 20.07.2013
If the young singer is not disrupted in time, she will have to turn herself.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №84408
 20.07.2013
I went out into the entrance in the evening to smoke, a neighbor climbing the stairs, clearly submissive.
I tell him:
Hi to...
He turns to the cat sitting on the staircase and begins to grasp her with the words:
Hello to you! How is it...?
He did not notice me at all...

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