Everything in this world is relative. For the vast majority of Russians, the castle is Moscow ;)

to tom:
The charging indicator at the end of charging changes the color from red to green – very convenient. A wish to the inventor from the Daltonists - May you have a cock on your forehead!

Also not taken into account the rights of the blind completely, handless or with limited mobility, forgot about persons suffering from speech disorders, disorders of consciousness, orientation in space, did not take care of those who do not have mobile phones, about those whose charging connector does not coincide with the proposed inventor. The conclusion is to prohibit charging, to tolerate the dalton - a medal, the inventor - to jail.

The year 2050. Every buyer of yeast is obliged to pay the duty to the producers of baking products and alcohol, as well as to pay for each copy of the product used.

Put on SMS the sound of detection of enemy tanks from WOT. SMS in the subway. Three guys suddenly turned their heads toward me, one hid behind my grandmother, and another girl in front of me surprised and said, "Oh!"

to this:
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XXX: There are two girls.
The PD is zero.
What is?
Coefficient of productivity is zero.
I: A girl, not productive, but useful.
productive
I: is useful
Who are you studying with?
I am an engineer.
I am a philologist, I should know.
XXX: O_O
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Because of the phrase "zero" the girl is waiting for Rosenthal with villas in the philological hell.

Workers are awake
What mobile phone number is indicated in the contract?
by Iphone
... the number
The Fourth
- = = ="

My employees are burning.
2: Yes – is it?
1: They reduced the scale of the file in Excel to 60% and put 24 fonts later to be better visible
2nd day ? ?

In general, there is something like video surveillance at home. I went in and saw that the motion detector worked. I decided to watch, I started the video and I saw the door opened and I entered it.
It turned out that yesterday's recording was accidentally opened

News on the HUB:
"In/in Ukraine now seriously took over payment systems..."

Commentary :
by oshibka40
"It is correct to write “B/In Ukraine” rather than “On/On”."

xxx> need really a girl from the village ) from a full traditional family

yyy> for wife - the best option
yyy> here I am now in the village
YYY> I’m doing everything environmentally clean
yyy> even cakes
yyy> just broken up!

New Maya Calendar Found in Mexico
Saika: Finally found money to extend the license

Remove your socks scattered around the house, the child will pull them in the mouth!
My socks are harmless to my child.
It is not only your child, but also mine.
Tell your child’s half not to put their socks in their mouths, and my half is harmless.

The winged phrase is most often beaten.

To us in the city came the gubernians, his essays met all the local cones, the entrance to the administration was forbidden to everyone (do not let God the people clash).
One woman sits so thoughtful:
I wonder why nobody tried to blow them up when they were all put together in one place.
The answer, immediately and also thoughtful:
Half the city is fucking...

The Russian language is very short and concise. For example, the inscription "Here were tourists from Russia" consists of only three letters.

The situation. I work in a university where I received a higher education a few years ago. Today, a teacher looked at me, who taught me in his time to pick up papers and at the same time brought me a box of candy. It was hard to keep up not to tick back with the words "I will not pay".

xxxh: I joked today in search of an office for one website, more precisely, an online store, and accidentally stumbled on something that hanged me for 10-15 minutes.
Meet - "Professional toilet paper" (!) However...)))

>>>>

And power again got its way: people hate each other, although neither of them did anything. And justified hatred is one of the strongest drugs for people.

Bro, I will agree. I am of the same opinion, but the people are deaf and blind, especially if there is a prospect of mega shame and hatred.

I ordered a waterproof photocopy. Call from the shop.
Operator: Order such a la la-la... want an additional insurance?
I : Why?
Q: Will the camera fall?
I: It can withstand falling on asphalt from 2 meters
Anyone will come!
I: You can go up to 100 kg.
Do you go to the sea when it falls into the water?
I: It is waterproof, diving more than 10 meters.
Will it drown in the corals?

Here is this:
That uncomfortable feeling when your favorite group is older than your parents.

I don’t care about those predictions.
Something strange happens suddenly.
When children sing to me
My former school friends.
Andrei Makarevich