Bukich: I had a caseuse in the subway this morning.
Bukich: I go, I play on my phone at FIFA. The Cup of England. He stood on the escalator. I have already finished the second half (and the time of 5 minutes, that is, almost 10 minutes have passed) and then it comes to me that I am standing on the off escalator. of PZDC.

(From discussion on the shortcomings of elevators)
The elevator is a vertical road. There are two problems in Russia.

Oak E1

aaa: dog weighs 65 kg

BBB: 8-( not bad such a dog

ccc: she just licked you, and you’re already crazy and not tasty

to this:

When I went to work, I thought I was very stress-resistant... a year later I thought about consulting a psychotherapist =( saport, such saport...

he he. I have been working in Sapporo for 10 years. I thought I would calm down. and Nirvana. After another mother's cry on the client went to a psychiatrist. He sent me to a psychologist, and the psychologist was so upset with me that I was expelled from the office. My Kung Fu was stronger. Soon, with such a reserve of anger, I will be able to kill people with my eyes.

What do you know about zero?
YYY: There was no such thing in Rome.

Recently in a spare parts store. I am standing with my father, a girl who is buying a towel for a car for the first time. I pick up a bottle, and Daddy walks behind his wallet. The further dialogue:

No need, I will pay myself. My own car!
Seller-woman, indulgence: Never prevent a man from taking care of you.
I, on the machine: It’s not a man, it’s a daddy!

She found nothing to object to.

Comments under the video of the Proton-m disaster in English:

In fact, everything went as planned. A year ago we launched 3 underwater Glonass satellites, now we launched 3 underground Glonass satellites. You, stupid Americans, just don’t understand all the genius of our future navigation system!

Have you found a short route to the other side of the planet?

Well yes. The rocket should jump out at you in Nashville on Independence Day.

I listen to all the industryals in the car. I am periodically scared. Something seems to have gone off :)

IT department of a large international company, meeting with a summary.
Chief: "We have achieved a lot in these six months. For example, Alexander has reached enlightenment" xD

Don’t expect a bright future, please be happy with a bright tomorrow. Nick Blue

Nizhnevartovsk, on the street +5, it rains, the sky is tightly stretched by clouds. The phrase heard in the store:
A third of the summer has already been overwintered.

After the adoption of the law on the protection of the feelings of believers in Russia, the earth has become flat, and rockets are now hitting the sky.

Sponsor of the military coup in Egypt - Krasnodar Territory Resorts?

to this:
I thought about discrimination against disabled people. Why don’t we see any disabled among the TV hosts? Are they being oppressed? Don’t let them work like everyone else?
I want to see single-handed, strangle-eyed and downs among the leading state channels!

All the Dauphins went to members.

This is the foolish man and his like.

I counted here, I have a cat, I fell, a month at 3000 p viscas eats. Nobody wants a cat? =) is

So when will you all finally realize that the whiskey-fries-kitchette is not only harmful to the cat, but also expensive? There are horns, horns and tails, they are not full at all, so cats eat a lot. Check out the cat for normal food, the so-called "premium class" - and the cat will be healthier, and you will save - both on food and on urethritis medications. Normal foods are full and their cat needs only 60-80 grams per day. I have two cats eating a pack of 3 kg for 800 rubles a month, or even more. Ask in the animal shops of the city, bleat.

Morning News: On the island of Java, cannibals ate a.Net programmer
O_0

Tatty: So, did you order my pass?
Anna: No, I did not give it.
Tatty: And why?
Anna: It turns out that we only get permission from 18!
What are you doing so badly at your job?

(Discussions about the unsuccessful launch of a missile in Baikonur)
He recalled the case when Ukrainian "rocketers" accidentally shot down a Israeli aircraft with passengers on board "...
WOW: then the Mascals swore up the full aircraft and shot down our peacefully flying missile!

The cause of the fall of the rocket "proton": poorly provided services for education provided by the RPC

At work, I talk on the phone: he loves soft and gentle, and I love hard! This is what I should do?
I see the boss’s face. How did he explain that it was about processing photos? And, most importantly, how to remove this strange smile from his face? The cock is scary! O_O