You are also harmful. What else is in you?
What is there.
A non-trivial way to absorb food.
and the goat (

"xxxx: ideas are, but they will be hit((( I have to come up with what to draw on the badge "the most stable member", here is what to draw there?and "
The lead soldier.

Exd: More and more people get cancer, and all because of poor quality food!
Exd: water all kinds of pesticides and other shit.
The ancient people did not have cancer at all!
Exd: Eat only natural meat and wild fruits, vegetables and berries!
Zero: Oh, and they rarely lived to 30, because their mammoths stumbled.

Who is that red-shaped man with such a shy figure?
Kostyan: on the photo where we are in the club, where we are hugged by the people
Which in the stretching black miniature is such a girl!! to
What if nobody knows her? Long, thick red hair on the belt.
The second to the right in the photo. Sunny red kissed
I am crazy about her face and figure. A good night with her!! to
The man from the Special Forces: This is a knight. She is my wife. You are floating, be prepared.
We did not see Doha, I did not know.
No, I do not claim anything.
I just asked.
Damn, don’t be silent
I understood everything, Sir.
Man from the Special Forces: Late.

If I knew about the Winter Olympics, I would live in Sochi.

My husband works on a computer, drawing. Friday afternoon time. He decided to "bite" at work, sitting alone in his office, reading anecdotes on the Internet. Riding to tears! The director comes. The husband in the last second has the time to "deploy" the drawing on the entire monitor... But the director looks at him: "What's wrong with you, you cry?" Having gathered all the will in the fist, the husband answers with a serious voice: "The monitor is small, the drawing is complicated, the eyes are terribly tired and tear." The result: the husband was released from work an hour earlier, and already on Monday he got a new big monitor!

The Zaporozhye people deliberately disseminate unchecked information defamating the honor and dignity of the Turkish sultan.

Soon, in all families of the country:
XXX: Give me a penny!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY What are you! It is illegal!

On the morning of the day, SMS:
I’m baking blinkers, I have a butterfly on my window.
ууу: - And I eat a cocktail, I have 2 gasbiters with a perforator on the window.

Tagged with "Ehe"
The song about the testicles is beautiful, because our mothers will finally guess that the testicles must be two, because one of the most severe complications in boys is the non-permission of the testicle, cryptorchism, which threatens to develop cancer.

My mom, my dad, didn’t see it.

For a year of service in the army, having talked to the most legendary representatives of the military fauna, I realized that all of their stories (or almost all) start with the words: how did I ''bite; how did I bite; and how did I bite; and how did I bite.

XXX: that is, you insult me by reading artistic literature.

YYY: Beware B-je, I’m simply pointing to the illiteracy, absolutely not decent for an engineer, in whom, as you know, everything must be perfect: and the soul, and the professional knowledge, and the slang, and the thirty-centimeter member.

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Give a stick to the guy-programmer, he gets an unstoppable look
a dried briket of a strange appearance and begins to drill it with a rod.
It turns out to be his firm.
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Well, maybe he just knows what is, for example, Puer, and you are only interested in Dilma in bags?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The ice cream makers finally realized that the plumbier and the glasses don’t have to have a cup of waffle!
Well, the cardboard is better! :D

This is what you say "square". What do you know about them? I have a friend who plays eight hours a day in a sapphire.

Irra: Here the Woman was coming, sitting with the children, while I ran to the store. In the Google search line after it remained: "cut the child"
Irra: I didn’t get there right away.
She has been interested in healthy eating lately.

xxx: I come home, in the kitchen note "Son, borst in the pot. My mother" On top, another one: “Son, sorry, rollton in the refrigerator. Tagged with"

Mizulina, you are a disgrace for the entire female race. Because of such puzzles as you, all women are scratched under the same scratch, considered imbeciles.

They are now robbed. A familiar couple turned off the hot water on schedule. Well, they survived this period properly - with basements, water heating, etc. In 3 days, the owners come to them for a quarter pay, and at the same time ask how they live? Everything was fine, only the hot water was turned off. Owner: Well, they should have been. But you are not affected, you probably have a boiler... in general, the guys did not have enough spirit to confess...
What they forgot about the boiler, even though they saw it 3 times a day in the bathroom)

xxx: The position of "Leader of the Training Software Laboratory" has been reduced to "ZALUPO".