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What do you think will happen to a gay atheist who distributes pirate music and movies?

Ihtiandr
Blessed be this sodomite and respected in the people.

From the discussion of the video with a lightning blow on the umbrella.



According to statistics, the likelihood of dying from a lightning strike is higher than the likelihood of dying in a plane crash. The iron umbrellas!

Yyy: Do you think if you wear an umbrella so exotic, I would say, in a way, the chances of getting a lightning stroke are drastically reduced?

Lilith: So now, can you answer your question yourself? Which poses do I like more?
Yason: Well, I don’t know, but when you’re on top, you get tired somewhere in half an hour.
Lilith is a pirate. Whoever you tell, they won’t believe. After half an hour of sex, the girl gets tired!! to

xxx: the bug, as it happened, made a mistake... explain to me, a fool, what happens when you press the button "start on behalf of the administrator"?)

YYY: The path to the dark side opens you.

XXX in the flowers!!! to
I have to go on a date with the stairs.
And on the question "What did you come up with the ladder?"
philosophically answer "this is a replacement option, if there is no way to catch up!!! to

Yyy: You would still take the hook, suddenly you will not get up.

KV: is not enough
KV: Per he is a technician from God
Kirill: Then there is no God.

Recently I was supposed to go home to a colleague after work, but first went to the bank for business. The Comrade calls:
Well, you are where?
I am in the bank.
How long is it???? to
I am in Sberbank.
Aaaah...

Sometimes I feel like her name lacks letters.
...??? to
She is Ipatova. It must be Ipanema!

xxx: Hi to all of you! I recently bought myself a horka, Animal -chumov)) fun, joyful, playful, beautiful!But I have the impression that I am doing something wrong in the care........I want to find communication and advice
Try to give more flowers.

- Tomorrow they will start scratching your table, I will fill your bed, I will scratch your closet. I’m sure I won’t find anything unusual.

thank you!! to
Your husband’s head worked! Clean up as cute!

The real fact.
From 12.06.2012 electronic registration in kindergartens has begun.
Explanation before "electronic" registration:
Go to the site - print the form and bring it to the specified address.

The question is why people love cats :D
Cats created people for that.

Fuck you on the street.
We have a sand storm O_O
I sit next to the window, I see well.
PSG: Go home now.
I am in a thin cage (
Theme: Oga
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh yeah yes!
WOW : what?? to
I've been without sex for almost 2 months.
XHH: Give off the thin tattoos
You are in Tulip.

From the group classical music humor in contact removed one single song - "O, palm, my wonderful gel". An irreparable loss.

Members asked to call them gentlemen.

Only the crown has to be repaired.
The Lopata.

The Chinese supercomputer Tianjin-2

xxx: Power consumption – 17.8 megawatts (24 megawatts including cooling and air conditioning systems)
YYY: It’s scary to imagine how much his hour of work costs.
ZZZ: 3 shells of rice

My first school love is named Anna.
My ex name is Anna.
The girl I’ve never met is named Anna.
My current girlfriend is named Anya.
I almost changed my girlfriend with Annie today.
Of course they are all different people.
It’s not that I’m prushing for that name or wanting to joke something about combo.
It is just true.

From the contact the song "Aluminum cucumbers" has been removed by the copyright holder. This is alive!!! to

Insulting the feelings of believers.
The fucking. And I am a wicked totalitarian snooker (and crook). I believe in the bright future and the wisdom of Lenin.
If another Orthodox man whispers about the removal of Ilyich from the Mausoleum, I will bring him to court for insulting the holy relics.

Nerkom: Here you laugh that the girls are photographing, what they have prepared and poured into Instagram. I started eating normally.