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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №83107
 18.06.2013
KuzneczBerg
What do you think will happen to a gay atheist who distributes pirate music and movies?

Ihtiandr
Blessed be this sodomite and respected in the people.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №83106
 18.06.2013
From the discussion of the video with a lightning blow on the umbrella.



According to statistics, the likelihood of dying from a lightning strike is higher than the likelihood of dying in a plane crash. The iron umbrellas!

Yyy: Do you think if you wear an umbrella so exotic, I would say, in a way, the chances of getting a lightning stroke are drastically reduced?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №83105
 18.06.2013
Lilith: So now, can you answer your question yourself? Which poses do I like more?
Yason: Well, I don’t know, but when you’re on top, you get tired somewhere in half an hour.
Lilith is a pirate. Whoever you tell, they won’t believe. After half an hour of sex, the girl gets tired!! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №83104
 18.06.2013
xxx: the bug, as it happened, made a mistake... explain to me, a fool, what happens when you press the button "start on behalf of the administrator"?)

YYY: The path to the dark side opens you.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №83103
 18.06.2013
XXX in the flowers!!! to
I have to go on a date with the stairs.
And on the question "What did you come up with the ladder?"
philosophically answer "this is a replacement option, if there is no way to catch up!!! to

Yyy: You would still take the hook, suddenly you will not get up.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №83102
 18.06.2013
KV: is not enough
KV: Per he is a technician from God
Kirill: Then there is no God.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №83101
 18.06.2013
Recently I was supposed to go home to a colleague after work, but first went to the bank for business. The Comrade calls:
Well, you are where?
I am in the bank.
How long is it???? to
I am in Sberbank.
Aaaah...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83100
 18.06.2013
Sometimes I feel like her name lacks letters.
...??? to
She is Ipatova. It must be Ipanema!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83099
 18.06.2013
xxx: Hi to all of you! I recently bought myself a horka, Animal -chumov)) fun, joyful, playful, beautiful!But I have the impression that I am doing something wrong in the care........I want to find communication and advice
Try to give more flowers.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83098
 18.06.2013
- Tomorrow they will start scratching your table, I will fill your bed, I will scratch your closet. I’m sure I won’t find anything unusual.

thank you!! to
Your husband’s head worked! Clean up as cute!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №83097
 18.06.2013
The real fact.
From 12.06.2012 electronic registration in kindergartens has begun.
Explanation before "electronic" registration:
Go to the site - print the form and bring it to the specified address.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №83096
 18.06.2013
The question is why people love cats :D
Cats created people for that.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83095
 18.06.2013
Fuck you on the street.
We have a sand storm O_O
I sit next to the window, I see well.
PSG: Go home now.
I am in a thin cage (
Theme: Oga
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh yeah yes!
WOW : what?? to
I've been without sex for almost 2 months.
XHH: Give off the thin tattoos
You are in Tulip.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83094
 18.06.2013
From the group classical music humor in contact removed one single song - "O, palm, my wonderful gel". An irreparable loss.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №83093
 18.06.2013
Members asked to call them gentlemen.

Only the crown has to be repaired.
The Lopata.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №83092
 18.06.2013
The Chinese supercomputer Tianjin-2

xxx: Power consumption – 17.8 megawatts (24 megawatts including cooling and air conditioning systems)
YYY: It’s scary to imagine how much his hour of work costs.
ZZZ: 3 shells of rice

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83091
 18.06.2013
My first school love is named Anna.
My ex name is Anna.
The girl I’ve never met is named Anna.
My current girlfriend is named Anya.
I almost changed my girlfriend with Annie today.
Of course they are all different people.
It’s not that I’m prushing for that name or wanting to joke something about combo.
It is just true.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №83090
 18.06.2013
From the contact the song "Aluminum cucumbers" has been removed by the copyright holder. This is alive!!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №83089
 18.06.2013
Insulting the feelings of believers.
The fucking. And I am a wicked totalitarian snooker (and crook). I believe in the bright future and the wisdom of Lenin.
If another Orthodox man whispers about the removal of Ilyich from the Mausoleum, I will bring him to court for insulting the holy relics.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83088
 18.06.2013
Nerkom: Here you laugh that the girls are photographing, what they have prepared and poured into Instagram. I started eating normally.

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