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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №82147
 29.05.2013
xxx: soon the average size of the phone will exceed the average size of the member

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №82146
 29.05.2013
My wife test. He writes from work:
Throw off the laundry.
In a few seconds:
What happens if you throw jeans in the dishwasher?

[ + 29 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82145
 29.05.2013
In Vilnius, the covers of the sewers were censored.
Covers with inscriptions “Lit. The SSR" in Russian can still be found on the Independence Square and in the vicinity of the Seimas. After this topic attracted media attention, the SSR abbreviations were cut off, only traces of grinding remained.

In this regard, the Seimas stated that "such inscriptions cut the eyes." “It is very ugly that Soviet attributes remain on the historic square,” Deputy Chancellor of Parliament Gediminas Alexonis said.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №82144
 29.05.2013
Official website of the Russian Post:

The storm in the Tula region did not affect the work of the Russian Post. The microcrash that occurred in the city of Efremov in the Tula region did not affect the work of postal communications offices, the delivery of postal correspondence is carried out in the usual mode.

Even the wind cannot accelerate them.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №82143
 29.05.2013
Designer: Elena Anatolievna, what is the name of the person who does everything at the last minute?
Director is unemployed.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №82142
 29.05.2013
to this
> and >
The problem of summer disconnection of hot water in recent years has been solved dramatically.
A couple of weeks before the supposed disconnection, he meets a girl with an apartment from another area, and quietly moves to her, well or comes to wash.
= the =
I went to the bathroom and got married for 10 years.

Eternal Glory of Water


[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №82141
 29.05.2013
and superstitious:

I went to EVA today. I see, from the parallel, a crowd of people in front of them running after a cat, straight on the bowels! I didn’t understand at first why they had a cat – then I looked at it and it turned out to be black! He crossed the road, erupted, nervous graduates, and then escaped into the basement :)

And done correctly. Because the black cat, crossing your way, just goes on his business. Do not complicate.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №82140
 29.05.2013
Basil is fucking. I watched the teaser for the new Vyu - I guess the speed of rotation of Gogol

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №82139
 29.05.2013
Photographed the pop of a familiar girl, and the camera of the phone turned on the landscape mode.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №82138
 29.05.2013
Is Shevchenko Taras still working?
Julia died in 1861.
Aaah, that means no

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №82137
 29.05.2013
A couple of years ago, at the end of March in the Moscow region, there was first meltdown, then freezing, then meltdown, then freezing.
There was no snow at all; the black ground was covered with a thick flat layer of ice.
We sit in the woods at a friend’s shower. We drink. I’m thoughtful:"In this weather, both skiers and cyclists look equally idiotic."
In a minute, a skier runs by, and in a minute, a cyclist runs by.


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №82136
 29.05.2013
News from Miley:
"Drunk drivers are not allowed in the subway"

E... how? What is not allowed?
Girl, you smell mohito, breathe! You’re a drunk driver, you’re out of the metro.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №82135
 29.05.2013
This family:

to this
> Recently I had sex with my wife’s girlfriend. It turns out that it is not necessary to get married at all.

I recently tended to your best friend’s sex, so 1:1 dear

Because of these kinds of idiots, we don’t have a normal life.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №82134
 29.05.2013
XXX: The Boogie
When leaving the portal, the public service issued an error:
"There was an error when leaving the system. Please close the browser to safely exit"
) )
yyy: ah, and still turn off the computer and eat the passport))
and

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №82133
 29.05.2013
In the morning, he quickly did dirty things in the toilet and ran to work. SMS from wife: "O my great king, show mercy, after you have seated on the throne, scratch with a scepter."

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82132
 29.05.2013
to this:
________
Correspondence of future veterinarians
Q: Do you remember the subject of my course on surgery? There's something on the horse's penis, but here's what I can't remember
Phimosis or parafimosis. I do not know others.
Can foreign bodies on the penis of a horse be?
YYY: foreign on the member? Piercing is :D
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX! to
________

Interestingly, I am not entirely amused by the stories about the frank discouragement of future doctors, even veterinarians?
Better kill yourself right away so that you don’t hurt others.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №82131
 28.05.2013
Today news on Yandex: "Producer Vitas transferred to psychiatric hospital after attempted suicide"
Why did he wait for so many years?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №82130
 28.05.2013
Yesterday I experienced that contradictory feeling when you turn on Channel One, and there is Sasha Grey.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №82129
 28.05.2013
Apokalipsec: How everything changes with time. Previously, friends asked "Will you go for me on the shooter?", and now "Will you go for me as a guarantor to the bank?", the current ass is compressed in the anticipation of trouble as well.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №82128
 28.05.2013
to this
> Recently I had sex with my wife’s girlfriend. It turns out that it is not necessary to get married at all.

I recently tended to your best friend’s sex, so 1:1 dear

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