Marketers of online stores:
The mosquito season begins in May. It’s fucking fucking!! And not in June, as someone told you, there are no fumigators, no fucks, no plates for them!!! You won’t even write in the book.)

XXX: What kind of music do you listen to?
I listen to all the genres.
xxx: I call these people music hooks))) and I only listen to ROK!!!)))
I call people like you musical slaves. It’s like giving up all foods except vegetables, but they’re delicious, but there’s still a bunch of other delicious foods: fruits, meat, sweets of all kinds and a bunch of other things!!! You will not stay on only vegetables for a long time, and why limit yourself artificially if you can enjoy the whole range of diverse delicacies that can be found on Earth and not only, but only if your doctor allows you. So I don’t burden myself with just one genre, I listen to everything.! to

The Russian Post requested 31.1 billion rubles (about $1 billion) from the federal budget for the creation of a state e-mail for citizens to interact with officials.
I wonder what they will appeal when emails don’t arrive...

The galaxy (the Milky Way) moves around the universe at about 5% of the speed of light. Why do I see the same walls? Where is the Doppler shift? One wall should be slightly red, and the other - slightly purple.

People who have at least received school education look at you with pity, young man.
With the help of simple visual observation, it is easy to notice that RELATED to you, the walls are not moving at this speed.

XXX is

I came to the tavern, hid in the corner and kissed in it from the oak))) then he approaches the lady behind the stand and begins to sing her diffiramby mol there-here I will put a song of blabla about you)) and right in the middle of the word about her non-earthly beauty he flies a arrow into his head))) my first thought "how I just broke the telecome..."

And in Russia, on poor unlit roads, with a drunk hamlet on the roads and bad cars with a zero-toning, where an ambulance will not arrive until you die, no one sticks, preferring the stumbling of Gazely.

What fucking country?! to

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Well, it should be clarified: not all are attached, but individual pedars. They rest and fuck with them. The country will be better. and :)

I don’t eat soma. I love sea and river fish. Eat the same straw or straw for both cheeks. And I don’t eat soma because it just cares me to shame.
Wow: the shovel from the soma did not carry tin, it is necessary to put a burning rod into the tour and pour vodka of a hundred grams!
zzz: and say "Ahalay-mahalay, som smell the tin!"
No, we will not tolerate charlatanism.

Feel the difference:
A hacker is someone who is passionate about his business.
Nude is the one who is passionate about causing harm.

Tinlit: Leche said that a small sonata is a sonatine.
Tinlit: Now instead of the gentle "Catherine" he irritates me with a small boat =/

Armed with a calculator, it can be estimated that 84.6% of those who liked this photo representative of the fair sex. I found in your album another photo of you lying in the snow and again counted the ratio, too very eloquently - 92.3% of women's likes. If you calculate the attention coefficient by comparing the average number of likes on a photo of you in a horizontal position with the average number of likes on a photo in a vertical, then you will get (HORIZONTAL (13+13)/2= AVG=13, VERTICAL (11+4+10+7+7+1+6+2+9+8+6)/11=AVG 6.45) ratio 13 to 6.45. In general, you can conclude that when you are in a horizontal position you like women twice as much as in a vertical position. Lying more often, my friend.

There are only a few uncharted moments. The fact is that on both horizontal photos you are lying in the snow and as far as I can remember in a state of alcoholic intoxication. Thus, the impact of these two factors on statistics is not possible to study, due to the retreat of horizontal photos without snow and in a sober state. So for the case, going to impress a girl, lie in the snow drunk.

What about the gift certificate?
ZZZ: Another Gift
zzz: already at the exit, the guard stops me and asks me to get everything out of the bag and show the check.I get, I show, he makes the face like a duck: here are these shadows, they are not in the check. Call the security service!! I calm him: these are old, when buying new compared colours. Then the face swells. They are my choir: sorry, no problem, come again, come on Wednesday!! to
Zzzz: I’ll reply to them: Fuck, I’ll come again

I don’t like the TV channel. No matter how you look, there is a whole mess, aliens, circles on the fields, and Igor Prokopenko manages all this.

When I was a child, my father said to me, ‘I gave you birth, I will kill you,’ and I sincerely believed that he had a full right to do so. Later I learned - he quoted Taras Bulbu :))

I watched Iron Man 3, in the hall the contingent was the most diverse.
At one of the culminating moments of the film, the main character interrogates another villain about his plans... a child’s voice from the hall: “What are you waiting for, just kill him!”

X: Say something positive
Tagged: Freddie Mercury

AAA: The Communists
aaa: "her, comrades"
aaa: "to the future we go, comrades"
BBB: AAA: It looks strange, right? ;D
CCC: No, the cowboys, no!
ddd: "For Marx, Engels, Lenin and other nurses!"
aaa: as the will of Kavaist Lenin,

From Picaboo:
XXX: This is an awkward moment when you work in those. The first phrase is “Christ has risen!” and they are waiting for an answer, and you seem to be an atheist.
YYY: Could that be a description of the problem?
ZZZ: I did nothing here... but Christ has risen to me.

I sit behind the compass, I don’t bother anyone. Suddenly there are joyful children’s screams from the street: "Marina!!! I found the porn discs!and "

At the end of Iron Man 3, there was a fuzzy feeling that all these 40 Tony Stark costumes would be combined into a MEGASORD, the headlines would increase, and the battle would take place against the backdrop of carton skyscrapers like in the Power Rangers.
HH: But my hopes were not meant to be fulfilled (((

An-2, which was sought for almost a year, was found 8 km from the take-off site.

We are considered not just idiots, but idiots 80 lvl. All in promotion!