And the current men are interested in anything besides WOW, battle and mine? O_O

In response to mail:
What are your first impressions about Bazar ("Fathers and Children")?
Dr. House in 1860.

The xxx:
Everyone thinks she has a victim complex. It has a victim complex.
Until he finds a victim, he complexes.

I am standing with my brother in the evening, under the lamp near the house and stealthy looking around drinking sprite from the bottles (both are very beloved and both have such an allergy to him). Next to my feet is a modest bag with 5 liters of beer. Suddenly, from the darkness, mints on the bobos come out, see us encrypting, rejoice terribly about this and already scratching the pocket in anticipation of money itching to us. The following dialogue follows:
What do citizens violate? Drinking in public places?
We are: Boss, it’s stop!
(Ment takes the bank and tries)
Definitely stop.
And here the brother-in-law, as it were all, complacently and pleasantly assembled, attributes "only to the wives do not say! Do not speak!"
Absolutely upset Mint dismissed with the words "Lord, where does Russia go?"

Comments to the news "On Mars found polyethylene"

StelsKrot: And tomorrow, the Mars rover will see boys in telogreeks and hatchbacks with dispatch keys in their hands. These boys will turn off all the hooks, pull out the wires and write a word of three letters on the body.

Q: Why do you love me?
Just because you are.
WOW: You are as you are.
Fuck, I want to eat :-(
Fuck you fucking! And Andrei, again all the romance ruined!! to

I have a sweater with eagles, I boast at least.
Though he’s not quite with the elephants.
XHH: There are no elephants at all.
From a distance it looks like an elephant.
HH: Maybe it doesn’t look, but I think so.

The book came to the eye, in the appearance of the 1970s, with an elegant profile in a hat and the title "For you men" on the cover, made with a font in a handwritten style. On the accidentally opened page in the whole row of the Draw TABLET!

From the discussion on the router:

x:I am a gamer with experience here for 19 years 8 months and 4 days

Y: What do you think of the peel? Not so much in the account.

Battery, why are you so cold to me?

From the Foreign Forum:

Hello to,

Can someone translate this for me?
"[eQ] Jura90: Shit you shit you scratch the gnome"

Thank you in advance!

New Russian weapons:
The created superweapon brings Russian air defense to a qualitatively new level, giving the ability to shoot down not only missiles developing hypersonic speed, but also in general any means of attack - both existing and not yet created.
The commentary:
"Not yet created Only the Russians, the fox, the scientists boldly look through the blade of space and time.

From corporate mail:

(17:36) XXX Broadcast: The Support Service announces a set of passions for carrying a heavy cross of information support to those suffering under the 1C program, as well as issues not related to 1C and IT, including life issues, in two-by-two mode to the company headquarters. It is guaranteed: unrealistic volume of tasks, a huge amount of negativity in the non-stop mode, exciting conversations with users and exciting correspondence with the heads of units, as well as, possible - some reward. The applicant requires: a kind attitude (you can only marry when the microphone is off or at the time when the telephone tube is on the base), optimism bordering dementia. Definitely: having a sense of humor. It is desirable to have some intelligence.

The Chain:

The South Korean horror film titled "Go-hyang-i: Jook-eum-eul Bo-neun Doo Gae-eui Noon" was released in Russian. Simply and with taste.

Deputy Defense Minister of the DPRK Kim Chol was subjected to a terrible execution: he was shot from a mortar. A senior North Korean official paid for the fact that during the official mourning for Kim Jong-il, who died last year, he did not mourn with the whole people, but bore, writes the Daily Telegraph.

As the newspaper notes, citing South Korean media, this type of execution was chosen on the personal order of the new leader of the DPRK Kim Jong-un: the head of North Korea has ordered that there is no trace of the guilty person in the literal sense.

On the International Day of Fountains, fountains walk around the city, cling to the passers, beat mints and swim in landslides.

111 (14:53:41 25/10/2012)
Have you heard that when a sneaky guy said the truth?
222 (14:53:49 25/10/2012)
Aha
111 (14:54:54 25/10/2012)
So here. She ate sweets, she called herself a pig, she cried.

I am not beautiful either.
You just haven’t understood it yet.)
Do you hint on your chest again?
WOW: Not at all. I didn’t think about her:
Wow, now I think.
HH: Can you explain it?
No, I’m thinking about my breasts.

I had a case at work. One day I spoke with a man named Petrovich and the next day I spoke with a man named Mikhail. Here we in the office dreamed that the daughter of one should marry the son of the second, and give the children a double surname. Maria Ivanovna Mikhail Petrovich, in my opinion, great.
Mikhail Petrovich Mikhail Petrovich - this is the perfect result.

I was placed in a psychiatric hospital, for examination, from the military committee. The guys who slept before me explained everything to me. Boiling water, say (for teas, coffee, cocoa) according to schedule. And drunk them in the evening to drink tea and the nurse (21 years old) does not want to warm them water. Then the boys took the poems:
I am crazy in your eyes.
Especially for your beauty.
But in the boiling water refusal for us
These are broken dreams.
He is not as dear to us as you.
You are more precious to us than gold.
Oh fucking! Pick up water.
The Third Chamber!
Before that she could not resist.