to this:
My girlfriend doesn’t stress at all when I give her a second hand (I’m occupied by chance – when the other one clings between us)
I will now know who you are looking for" (when we go away)
O_0 guy, you have an offgenic girl. What can I say? If I were a man, I would marry him right away. Take care of her ?
Science is a great thing. If the scientists had not invented the laser, what would we do to chase cats on long winter evenings?
The gastroenterologist:
Are the gases tormenting?
I’m not tormented, but my girlfriend doesn’t like it. She says it’s impossible to sleep next to her :)
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The child is sympathetic.
to fucking?
that is, a strange man, and even in a critical situation, was able to not get upset, and you are proud, that your child is mother? Kill the straw and no longer fruit.
XXXX: Do you share European values?
Where did you find tolerance? Do you want to ask if I am a pedicure?
Anastasia is the last. I thought... the question: how to name a girl who has finished a high school without three, learned a foreign language in a year, enrolled in Karlovy Vary and is studying there almost perfectly, and at the same time considering its main merits the ability to cook, a beautiful pop and the ability to support a conversation about the beautiful poems of other girls?
Anastasia: the answer is realistic, analytically appropriate to the needs of the target audience
“Yes, Gates’ desire to accumulate capital clearly compensates for the shortage of size elsewhere.
With his capital, he could increase everything to the average horse sample.
With his own capital, he could have reduced all others.
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I like being fat, lazy, full and rich. Because I was already thin, working, hungry and poor.
Ruth
No, well there are complexes, the Aziza member is small))
Tagged with
so)
1st Who is Aziz?
2nd WHAT, LORD, in my speech I imprudently gave you the opportunity to mistakenly assume that I am interested in it???))
I have gotten such a storm.
Tagged with: ugo, ugo
NN: PZDC, and I wanted to pull the chair out on the balcony.. sit, smoke, read)
Okay, please read, I can give you a reference to the nicronomycon.
The main thing is to read loud and loud.
Gennady, the term "zae**ya" reflects the essence of your problem only in general terms.
Please send me a more specific description.
Information about the fire in the Russian Post:
"The new boss is able to solve complex problems... and the canister has been found..."
(c) "What men are talking about."
XXX: I don’t remember anymore. There somewhere on the site were instructions, say, if you have through a normal place is not put, put pencil through another.
xxx: And I... I’m an ordinary user, I don’t want to put anything in the pen. I want to set up - next - next - disable yandex.bar disable make yandex home page
Stanislav: removed hard = went home... ))) I remember the windows when I worked in the center so the tax service came + the consumer protection society... I so silently stood up, took the screwdriver and started removing the hards... they so interestingly watched me... then I went to the warehouse and no one else saw me... there shortly behind the shadows the black entrance was in the entrance )))
My 5 year old is playing chess with my grandmother, I work at the computer. I hear my grandmother’s voice:
B: Hey, where are the two figures I killed?
C: And I healed them.
I started playing on the computer :)
I get the logic of some girls. The phrase "I follow the figure, so I buy not 20-percent, but 5-percent cream" at least worthy of applause...
Trust only two people – yourself and your imaginary friend.and c)
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The Post of Russia fired an employee of the communications department of the capital, who refused to send a package to customers, called them "nids" and poured out a package of scotch.
Brilliant_cat: I have started
Brilliant_cat: They are all
Victor Klenov: A helmet in the barracks, to the left.
Comment on the social network to the photo of the dog of the breed Tibetan Mastiff:
xxx: Imagine what will happen if this tuzi approaches you on the street and pulls around :-D
Yyy: He won’t even laugh, he’ll just come and calmly start eating you.