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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №79667
 03.04.2013
When they say that it’s closer to 30 than 20 – it might be 42, don’t act!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79666
 03.04.2013
We sit in the kitchen with the whole family, and the TV shows "Let’s get married". The bridegroom chooses the bride. The first dance shows, the second dance, the third dance. Dad looked and spoke.
You see them dancing in front of him, and when you marry you will dance.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №79665
 03.04.2013
She is going to give birth now.
yyy: Judging by the applied effort
XXX: Anti-tank HD

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79664
 03.04.2013
We talk to my sister on the phone, she has a three-year-old kid in the background, engaged in her important affairs there (well, for example, she presses toothpaste into a scarf, paints the cat with markers or paints plasticine on the closet - a common thing, she will know the world, in general)

The conversation was interrupted by a scream:
and Kirill!! No need to write to the cat!! Jenny, why are you stupid? Go away!! So all, May, so far...."short snails"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79663
 03.04.2013
Seelenlos
What are the curved legs?

hnknta
What other feet.

Seelenlos
The Curves)

Seelenlos
The front. 2 Th.

hnknta
Leave the animal in peace.

Seelenlos
I am not an animal :(

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №79662
 03.04.2013
Sasuke (6 years old) gave a set to make figurative ice sheets. I made a rabbit. I: Something in your rabbit looks sad. Sasha, thinking - he probably broke up because of the stick in the pope, I'd better get him right away.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79661
 03.04.2013
The most difficult thing today is people of noble blood: there are no donors at all.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79660
 03.04.2013
1st of April. One elderly lady falls into something and for no reason decides to play out the office audience, including the director. Quietly approaches everyone and whispers that they called from the accounting office and said to get some fantastic amount. Don’t tell anyone so they aren’t jealous. Who’t believe Marion? Everyone, including the director, started stealing to the box and asking to give them their million. Quiet so that no one notices. You can imagine how the box reacted. The most ridiculous thing was then, when everyone who was outraged and angry with Mar Petrovna sent a girl singer to the box office, without a year of a week at the firm and as a courier. And she came back happy - they really give money and showed a thick pack of rubles. It all repeated for the second time. The indignant group began to demand their million. to each. The treasurer probably for this reason fired the next day, who was hunted to work with a crowd of crazy people. The truth and the singing girl. She immediately realized that all the joke, cut the papers, put a pair of notes on top and played all the others. Unlike Maryam, this joke was not forgiven.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №79659
 03.04.2013
In the questionnaire from the site "How to fall in love with a girl?" “Forget”, “Find another” and so on. There was a brilliant answer – “put her voice on the alarm.”

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79658
 03.04.2013
New children in school:

Open the textbook on page 32.

I forgot to charge my iPad!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79657
 03.04.2013
I work in the hospital.
The gossip over colleagues about 'you all back white' was fairy.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №79656
 03.04.2013
The women’s website.
And I completely foolishly the waters went away, leaned to collect garbage in a sling, and then behind my husband's favorite cat came to my feet... he's a furry one with us. Well, here, as they say, BLOOP and everything on the cat... He is scared as a scream, I am also of confusion... In general, when the husband flew into the kitchen his first phrase was: "What did you do with the cat??!“!”

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №79655
 03.04.2013
Russian Post: My new record is Britain. It started on August 5, 2012 and finally came last week. I don’t even know if they might have waited for La Manche to freeze, or something else.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №79654
 03.04.2013
Comments to the video, where the guy is testing the Nokia 3310 hammer, the hammer remains scratched:
I don’t know if he’s checking the hammer or the phone?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79653
 03.04.2013
aaa:Stimpank (in the time of the Victorian England) is an excellent genre in games of more than one kind.
What kind of England is this?
zzz: bbb, it is obvious that this was England in 1845, when Hamilton introduced the concept of a vector. This happened in the Victorian era.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79652
 03.04.2013
From the local website of vacancies: "2 April, 11:09
Invited Chinese translation work in China, more than 4000 yuan monthly salary, in bedroom, woman, unmarried, 28 years old, height 165. It looks good.
Telephone number: xxx"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №79651
 03.04.2013
90% of girls get into WOT through the bed.
c) NSI

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79650
 03.04.2013
The Perfectionist (15:27:49 2/04/2013)
The cat hates me.

SIAMKA (15:27:57 2/04/2013)
Why is?

The Perfectionist (15:28:17 2/04/2013)
He stole 50 rubles and broke them, and also sprinkled my chicken leg, chewed it and left it under the table.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79649
 03.04.2013
A: At Freelancer: It is necessary to eliminate the negative information about a person in the internet. The proposals.
B: What is Dimon?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79648
 03.04.2013
From Skype:
[11:27:56] xxx: In Krasnodar arrested a gastarbayter who raped a 64-year-old bancher in the sauna :D
[11:28:16] WOW: it was
[11:28:46] WOW: the grandmother was fortunate))))

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