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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №83667
 03.07.2013
xxx: how in Excel to stretch the formula over the entire length of the column?
Select a cell with a formula
Tagged: Ctrl-C
YYY: left
CTRL down
YYY: to the right
Shift-Ctrl up
by CTRL-V
...
YYY: How did it work?
If you’re about fatalities in the style of Excel, then yes :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №83666
 03.07.2013
For the first time, I experienced a wonderful feeling of love while still in kindergarten. She gave me an orange and won my heart forever. How about Khashoggi? Xenia Valerievna of course. An educator anyway.

by Denisslavin

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83665
 03.07.2013
Shit it!

Tipi is another name for Vigwa. Is it hard to read even on wiki? Where does this world go...

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Unlike you, I did not really lazy and opened Wikipedia. The article begins with the words: "do not be confused with type". The article about the type: "not to be confused with Wigman". I did not even read further. Only by pictures can I say that the vigva has the shape of a hemisphere, and the type - a cone. So, Sharif still painted the type.

_____________________________________

Push out from here! He painted the FIGs!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83664
 03.07.2013
How uncomfortable it is to feel an absolute degenerate in a full movie theater, when at THE FILM "Man of Steel" the father of Superman said:"You are called KAL", only I got stuck... But after all, the university with distinction and graduate studies behind the back... eh....)))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №83663
 03.07.2013
This is:
“Fuck it! They would fight corruption like smoking.”

This is how they fight. Indicative, but not very effective.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №83662
 03.07.2013
XXX is
When can you suppress your cat?
WOWU
When he gets a little bit alive. Could I call him Zabulon?
WOWU
In the future, I sit like this, he comes and sweeps my sacrifice, and I have no power over me.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №83661
 03.07.2013
I told my friend how my relationship with spiders developed:
I live with my mother. "AAAA spider spider PAYUQ kill him!!!and "
I moved to a guy. "AAA, spider, straightener, okay, I’ll kill him..."
III "Yes, spiders, I’m the chief here, we’re not sitting up."
I'm going to take the spiders :D

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №83660
 03.07.2013
The results of the written interview:

Question: Do you experience uncertainty when dealing with documents?
Answer: Well, I don’t know, maybe... I’m not sure...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №83659
 02.07.2013
The meeting was postponed indefinitely)
222: Which year to focus on? :D
2483 - century of the Holy Inquisition
444: I teach in mathematics to distinguish the number of hundreds from the number of thousands. and expensive.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83658
 02.07.2013
Fuck you fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking!! Put your head in the ashes and read the names of the authors on the cover of a paper book, and not in the trumpet in the story: Arkady and Boris Strugacki!
________
Okay you, they’re just high-level friends.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83657
 02.07.2013
Answer from Google:
How can you sing such songs in movies? It is disgusting
The black coat!! to
XXX: Well, from the screw
The black coat!! to
XXX: Just whisper it your eggs
yyy: There is no word "egg" here, you probably heard it.
zzz: “Stoša Gownazad, quietly on the fingers...” © Valery Meladze.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №83656
 02.07.2013
From comments in LJ:
I don’t remember who spoke specifically: “They abolished astronomy, introduced the foundations of Orthodoxy. The rockets....to the sky"".

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83655
 02.07.2013
In the report to

YYY: Well, I decided – I’ll go to a girl and I’ll be silent – the statistics say it’ll go away, and in case – I’ll offer money. I can scratch the mouth, but this is better than PGM.
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A brown joke. Asking the lieutenant of Rzhevsky, Kornet Obolensky: Lieutenant, how do you get to know ladies so easily?
I come and ask, can I give you a break?
Sorry, but it can be in the mouth!
Maybe in the mouth. And you can overwhelm!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83654
 02.07.2013

XXX is
This movie is 30 days of night, have you seen it?
by 12:38:47

YYYY
not
by 12:39:02

XXX is
there is the essence of the banal-city of Americos, in Alaska... a long night, the vampires came to hide all these pendous, but one man loved the girl so that he drank the blood of a murdered vampire and himself became a non-ibic vampire, and killed the head of the chief, and then in an embrace with the girl of his seats to meet the dawn.? to

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83653
 02.07.2013
Marina (M) is watching the movie, to her runs four-year-old Sonya (C):

C: Marina, let’s play Ninja Turtles with us!
M: I do not know.
C: And you will be (child bass) Master Splinter!
M: Who is this?
A: You are my teacher!
M is OK. Turtles, go to the lessons!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №83652
 02.07.2013
Gray: Who saw me yesterday from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m.?? to
Bum: I have not seen it.
Toshik: And I
Chapter: I did not see
Toshik: Where have you been?
Grey: I, the journey, was nowhere...

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83651
 02.07.2013
on the hub, about another Proton-M accident:

m***>>> How clearly in the heavenly sword is it!
v***>>> So that the feelings of believers do not

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83650
 02.07.2013
Daemith: in the office is taken 100% of time with a smart look at the monitor
Posts Tagged: offices die
505: Yes, if your apartment and is a normal workplace - go
Kefir: Ah, before, slaves were provided with housing, food and workplace. Then there was feudalism and food to slaves ceased to be given.
Kefir: Then they introduced capitalism and stopped providing housing to slaves.
Kefir: In the era of post-capitalism, slaves will even take away jobs

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №83649
 02.07.2013
A few days ago, I watched a picture: the goblin intelligently chases the pigeon, dances all sorts of things, inflates the whole incredibly, pyjongits and penetrates, shorter. The pigeon does not look at him, the couple goes looking for such an inaccessible. I sit down. And then, when she found him there, fucking, just jumped up and took her food!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83648
 02.07.2013
xxx: I just want to clarify :D We met with you at the green day concert and before him, right? And before that, you were on the mite of DJ Antoine, but without green hair, but with cake? I saw you in a group of similarities and realized you were both of those people. seem to. (Yes, I know this is a genius message)

YYYYYYYYYYYYYY All these people are me, and I’m all friends! and :)

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