A true satirist is one who dreams that a joke causes laughter, not rust.

In May...
An open-air venue in the park... At the extreme table, a man in his 60s sits alone, has ordered something, has eaten something. Eat not in a hurry, drinking them a glass of beer... Eat something meat, carefully with a knife and a fork... On the table is a mid-size barbecue...

The body of an indefinite age approaches the table from the side of the park from 17 to 25.

The rush approaches the table, grabs the barbecue and begins to run away.
At the expense of one or two men licking a fork (naughty??) It does not shake much, and at the fourth step this fork gets stuck in the thief's hand in which the barbecue is stuck.

The barnet falls out, the thief rushes away with a fork in his hand.
The man stood up, took the barbecue, put it in place, calmly ate, calculated and left.
Judging by how the guard rushed to the man, he did not count for the fork, but somehow the impulse of the guard suddenly disappeared...

I am pregnant with you.
How is? We didn’t even sleep, right?
I am in shock myself!! to

Talk to my daughter (8 years old):
Uncle, why are you helping us? Are you going to live with us?
I live with you, and I help because I live, and I live because I help. A closed circle, you know?
Hm... it doesn’t happen! You live – because you help, and you help – because you live, and you live, because you were born, and you were born... No one knows why you were born...

The five copies:

XXX: It seems that Lem had a story about nine-sex beings. They had serious problems with reproduction.
yyy: There were so many physiological holes that the guys were just confused where to hide? The nightmare yes.
XXX is worse. They could not have sex for pleasure until they had collected the full set.

Not with Lema, but with Clifford Саймак. Not nine but seven. The work "The Mirror" is called.
Long live the fantasy! and ;)
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Lema also had, the 22nd and 25th journeys of Iyon the Quiet, on the planet Antilene lived five, they had five in total, including 5 sexes :))

ZY: But for Saimaq's rescue, such a great story hasn't passed by me!! to

From the book "Build Your Business."

There is also the term “locomotive goods”. You sell a product from which it is easy to transfer the buyer to another product. Supplement to this product. For example, together with the drill, you can sell a set of drills. Or to the set for the preparation of cocktails you can offer the book "How to cure cirrhosis without breaking off from alcoholism".

She works in personnel:
xxx: They got to name and scream at me...All such brave guys on the phone, and come white and furry. I hate it!
YYY: No, they also come brave... the brave people get up in the elevator... then they go through the hallway, still brave people, here they are very close to the door these brave people have come... there are such incredibly brave people taking the doorstep, and here you are the girl in the glasses asking: "What should I do?" You are to whom?and "
YYY: That’s all, fucking, the end of all courage...and what else? How is?

In the morning I was terribly lying at work. at the GL. The bug does not show something on the statistics, the boss can not get in touch with customers, etc. Everyone is angry, argue about what and why. The Lunch. I went to the kitchen and met admin there, his first words:
About the Dawn. Have you seen us play the quarter-finals with America? and hockey
Well, in the text I looked at the account, the first period.
I’m so online in HD, quality super and most importantly Nothing LAGALO, as if no one is sitting in the net. The game is super...

From personal observations: the possibilities of straight hands are limited by Euclidean geometry, and the possibilities of curves are described by differential geometry, have no limits in the number of spatial dimensions and therefore a three-dimensional world like ours can be considered unlimited.

In this chest:
andquot;
HHHHHH :
In the evening, we go, we talk, we flirt, we flirt.
Dessert, ice cream and dinner.
We lie down and hugged.
Share, in bed, preliminary loves.
Precision, I am in the midst.
Here is she:
"You will not be offended if I say no"
The Curtain

Fuck what next? :)
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I wonder what kind of friends are young people today.

Damn all nics are busy, even nick "All-working" is busy!! to

Shulk: in Pennsylvania, a deer rides on a bus
A. Weaver: in Russia, deer in buses ride daily

Commentary on the film on one of the torrent trackers
111 - translation of chhatliatsky some
222 - Ukrainian Moscow

You have a small business...

You smoke too often, don’t you think?
At 40 you get nicotine and get sick with tuberculosis.
I want to marry you...
And you will die at 41... Although, your business, car... Widow... Kuri, Nadjanka, Kuri...

In the Kingdom of Swaziland, witches were banned from flying above 150 meters. The Civil Aviation Administration has introduced corresponding changes to the country’s air legislation. Those who violate the ban threaten a large fine of 500 thousand South African rands ($55).

They are officials in Africa.

XXX is Hi. I now know what my education is called.
XXX: Unfortified Higher

My niece’s girlfriend was getting married. They pick her a bouquet. And there is an offgenic variant with irises, but there are purple and yellow. And although yellow is like wealth, many of us believe it is for separation. Well, she calls her friend and asks - you won't be stressed because of the yellow flowers? I’m getting married on Friday the 13th, what do you think the flowers will change?

Sometimes it feels like 13 black cats have crossed the road with empty cages and they have salt from their ass!

[12:21:03] zzz: What stage of embryonic development has Sasha’s math tasks?
[12:21:17] qqq: at the stage of care.)

Talk about my younger sister.

HHH
I can’t see her as a big girl.

WOWU
Study but
Then you will have hysteria.
The breaking pattern

HHH
It was already a lot.
The first break was when she suddenly learned to speak.
I suddenly understood.
Hmmmmm
This is man!
I understand it is very funny, but it is. The brain is used to seeing something.
Originally, it was a weapon body in pellets.
Then Hyacinth
says mom
Then Hyacinth
Talk about distracted topics.
You are so pleasant.
It is reasonable