Women are cute and incomprehensible creatures. My wife was sitting behind the compot at midnight while I was sleeping, she came down to me under the blanket and said, “I want honey, oatmeal and tea!”
I pretend to be asleep, and in a couple of minutes she says so dreamingly, "I know if you had not slept, you would have gone and prepared it for me, and then brought it to bed.
While I’m eating, I’d be grabbing my head and saying that you love me very much, that you’re ready to do anything I ask only to make me happy.
And then I would kiss and start telling you that you will never leave me and will take care of me all your life, wanting the best for me.
And I would believe you, because you really love me very much!" She silenced for a few minutes, and then with tears in her eyes began to kiss me:
Andrus, I love you so much, I love you so much! You are my best!" In the morning she even brought me breakfast to bed from happiness.

When the daughter was small, she loved Chukovsky's book - two fairy tales - jumped "Mocha-Cocotuh", and then "Tarakanište"

As a result, she learned both stories, but confused the order. It got interesting.

Come, cockroaches, I’ll drink you tea
I don’t drink, I don’t forgive.

The boys should take the first step.
by David?! to
David: I’ve already cut a couple of miles, haven’t I?

I thought here. I will break up with you. I am tired of missing you.

xxx) How are you doing? You don’t know where to go so you don’t see me? :)
YYY: On the heri go...I’m definitely not there.

People after sex dress and go home or work. It smells of transportation.
If not a secret, what size are you going to be?

and hello! I need quick advice on how to get a man out of a stupor after a shock?
And what happened?
Nothing special, but long to tell.
Well in brief!
- Generally speaking, I played 15 minutes ago with the precious at Starcraft, I'm a spark, he's a touss. Damn, my longest game is 1.5 hours! Fight for every centimeter, we won... We’re going to sleep, and I say you go, and I’ll just make a mask on my face, it’s 10 minutes. Usually he does not moisture in my female affairs, but is eager to wait for the period))) In short, I have a mask of the type of film - you spray the gel on the face, it dries out, and you remove it like a stretching film...
Picture, shit, oil: I stand in front of the mirror, I begin to slowly pull the film off with wide sheets. And something thought about the game... Here the edge of the eye I notice - standing in the door, the jaw hanged, in the hand the towel compresses 8-O And I, fucking, no, to explain what it is, I say "what, never seen how the mirrors before bed change the skin?"
He has been lying in bed for 10 minutes with his square eyes and doesn’t let me turn off the lights.
You are a beast...
The mirror ;)
Fuck it...

The stiffness is like this:
... last year (when this... like his... unspoken Eiffel... in short, this Kudl erupted), our employee flew through London to a conference in, it seems, Rio, and in London it turned out that all flights were delayed for at least a couple of days. So there was no point in flying further – he didn’t have time for this conference. Decided to return, changed the return ticket in the VA, before the departure was three o'clock, and he wanted to smoke - in Heathrow with smokers and so bad, and there was still some repair, there was one gas chamber, and he decided to smoke on the street. He had multiple visas, so he went through immigration. They ask, “How long will we be with you?” Purpose of the visit?

He is like this: I go out, I smoke, and immediately back to Moscow.

This is cool.

I mean, I go on a bike.
Matthew: In front of me is a pearl, and behind is a girl sitting, pushing her hand out of the window and enjoying the wind.
I thought I should say hello to her. He likened the opel, grabbed the girl's hand, went on.

It seems that the golden autumn is not worse than the spring.
I go from work and see a single office chair on wheels in a small golden square on the trail.
Where are you now, the escaped office rebel?

People can live long and happy, but how to make them...

by Dmitry Lavrenkov

In Ukraine elections are on the nose.
Agitation, surveys, submissions...
A phone call, according to one of the services conducting the survey.
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
- For an honest, decent, undisputed candidate who will fight against corruption and will not steal money! A pause of five seconds.
Of course, against everyone...

The perfect morning: Woke up, stretched, smiled, turned around and fell asleep.

Forum of Technical Support of Tinkhof Internet Bank on bank.ru:

<Tinkoff_Credit Systems> All fixed. The culprits are quarterly.
<reading> Quartered - is it when you cut off the extra hands/feet? The guilty are quarterly, but continue to work? And if before it was possible to visit the "curved" hands of programmers, then now everything will be done through the remaining oppa?
<Tinkoff_Credit Systems> Our employees primarily work with the head we left behind.

The non-smoking area in the cabbage is like the non-smoking trail in the pool.

All people are divided into two types: those who divide them into two types and those who do not.

Courage Bombay, you are fools and fools. After you, I can’t watch any series in another translation!!! to

There was epilepsy this morning. Through the playground, a man of two meters quickly crumbles across me, pulling his foot on the asphalt. When it rains, there is a long transparent rainbow on it. In the lower hand, some heroin is pressed, also drawn with a scratch around the asphalt. So here. 5 in the morning. The Shadow. A frozen rain. And here is my palace with Sailent Hill!!! I have never been so scared in my life.

"Aitishniki is a servicing staff who has shrunk from the sense of their own elite :-)
I am an Aichi and I know what I am talking about!"

From the section “School Scriptures”.
Sixth grade on the day issued something from which the entire pedagogical composition just fell out. The boy writes in the exhibition: “The brigadier followed the horse.” I laughed, corrected, and read on. After two paragraphs he gets a continuation of this linguistic miracle: "They rushed to catch the horse." So far this has been stronger in my practice.)