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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №81587
 17.05.2013
From the Radio Forum:
I remember one night long ago, the half-sleeping changed the 55th port in the 40-foot DIP.
The legs were bitten, the conclusions were washed out, he sat down with a sharpened light bulb / there was no toothbrush then / "perforated" the holes on the plate under the new micra.
Thus e. The fireplace was ticked in the place of soldering, and the solder on the other side heated.. so that the holes were made.

And at some point, instead of the lightning "blow up" the solder.. Woke up immediately.. :)))"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81586
 17.05.2013
Do I have clean socks?
I washed everything that was dirty. There are 7-9...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №81585
 16.05.2013
When I read all sorts of stories about dog devotion, I, the owner of two grown houses, have the impression that in a critical situation I can only rely on a cat.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №81584
 16.05.2013
Ko1obok: I am sick
Pilat: and I got a lot of tests in the clinic
Ko1obok: Hurled until no one saw it
Maryana Avakian: Hey... pilat... did you take the kind of other people’s bottles?
Ko1obok: greedy dissipated flash boxes in the pockets

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №81583
 16.05.2013
Talk of IT-shnipers at work:
X: Light - you are just a kind of problem generator!! to
Light: No, I’m just "Lacmus paper"
X: You are not lax - you are dumb
Light: Right, you won’t get me.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №81582
 16.05.2013
Corporate correspondence :

In the end, we all do one job!
In other words, while receiving a different salary.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81581
 16.05.2013
Photo of the guy, he is usually bearded, and in the photo smoothly shaved. The comments.
Where is the beard?
Yyy (the culprit of celebration): And the beard inside. The inner beard is more important than the outer.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81580
 16.05.2013
here here :
You are truly lonely, if you are addressed by "brother" only copnics, you say "hello, grandmother" only to the neighbor sitting on the bench at the entrance, you ask "help, sister" only from the worker of the clinic, you shout "calm down, children" only from the window to the neighborhood, and "dear" you say only to the potatoes in the bazar.

Really lonely is when no one takes you out of the home.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №81579
 16.05.2013
In the universe they told - the preacher, which is remarkable, told - the story of one Russian professor, who taught in America, was barely put on board. In the university where he was teaching, the "three" was also called "S" (from the word satisfactory - satisfying), and he told one student, "I will put you a big fat three" - "You have a big fat S "...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №81578
 16.05.2013
If in the innocent culinary transmission to add "Blythe, what shit you have prepared, the snack is dull, it is impossible to eat, go naked!", throw a hot pot in the head and add from the foot - you get the transmission Hell's Kitchen from REN TV.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №81577
 16.05.2013
In the morning, there was no strength to bring beauty.
I sit in a sports jacket with jeans, hairy and without makeup
I have been like that all my life.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №81576
 16.05.2013
I go to a fish shop with a friend. Conversation with a saleswoman:
Do you have a cloth?
What do you need?
Which do you have?
What is this...?

It was a long time.)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №81575
 16.05.2013
X – That’s why I don’t want kids. Though whom I am deceiving, I am a hippie sociophobic, I can’t have children.
Wait until age 40 and any former sexy classmate will dream of a reliable and humble husband like you.
X - Eeeeee, I have less than a quarter of a century to have sex, Eeee!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81574
 16.05.2013
I’m back home, I can’t sleep with you. You scream so that you throw me down!!! to
Recon105: Male snoring is a specifically designed by nature system, created to reassure a woman - so that she can hear and understand through her dream "I am here, next to you! Everything is fine!"

by Maniana

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №81573
 16.05.2013
Light: Yesterday I showed my employee the combination of Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V and Ctrl + Z. Today there are rumors that I know "magic buttons". The partner offered to ask to change the position of a programmer to a master of runs or a magician of iron monsters.

[ + 4 - ] Comment quote №81572
 16.05.2013
Theatre’s response:

HHHHHH :
In the evening, we go, we talk, we flirt, we flirt.
Dessert, ice cream and dinner.
We lie down and hugged.
Share, in bed, preliminary loves.
Precision, I am in the midst.
Here is she:
"You will not be offended if I say no"
The Curtain

Fuck what next? :)

Announced :))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №81571
 16.05.2013
A cat is a rabbit who has been pulled by the tail so that his ears are pulled in.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №81570
 16.05.2013
xxx: Oh, there is a man living in Primorye, and he only knows the words that a frog and a butterfly...

YYY: Well, I did not study an entomologist.

XXX: Just a little boring and jealous. You are there, MB, every day you encounter bugs, which I have been licking all my life, and you don’t know who you are meeting.

YYY: You are correct. Sometimes a fool approaches me and says "You know who I am?and "

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81569
 16.05.2013
XXX: How did you get saved?
YYY: First, we were a lot.
YYY: Secondly, we had weapons.
YYY: And third, we were not threatened by anything.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №81568
 16.05.2013
I entered the “Joke about Chuck Norris” in Google, pressed the search, and my browser closed.

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