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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №79607
 02.04.2013
Previously, washes were poured into the toilet, today - on the Internet.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №79606
 02.04.2013
Oh childhood
A few days ago I had to go to the radio market of Zhdanovich (the Minchans know), while looking for what was needed for a long time looking at the window, I was distracted by a child's crying and whispering with the demand to buy a helicopter. It became interesting, turned around and right behind the back is a daddy with a son of 6-8 years and near the showcase of radio-controlled models of helicopters, I am also interested in aviation. I went to see what happened, and the seller did not disappoint everything shows how beautiful helicopters fly (I was fascinated by aviation modeling in the past), and the weather without the wind was a grace, in one word, the seller managed two helicopters at once which barrageed over our heads. In general, the aviation show has gathered a fairly decent crowd of people so 15-20 mostly men in the area of 35-45 years, and here a small all cries and roars what a father is not good does not want to buy him a helicopter. The men, having looked at all this matter, say to his dad that he had lost money to buy a small toy, and he says, "Yes, I bought him last week." Here the little one breaks down on a whistle and says, "Ah, I bought it, and you play yourself and you don't give it to me." Rushed for a long time. Oh childhood.
Congratulations on the Day of Space!
Jazz is

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79605
 02.04.2013
Everyone has a brain. Not everyone followed the instructions.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №79604
 02.04.2013
Every morning is good, and it’s not your fault that you didn’t sleep.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79603
 02.04.2013
ses: I read the article "By 2016 Moscow will be rid of blockades". Date of publication: 01 April 2013. Hmm...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №79602
 02.04.2013
It is a wicked thing to breastfeed long. Some people use their breasts as a nipple before going to bed. Your baby can’t fall asleep until you give them breasts.
I: I too...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79601
 02.04.2013
by Kiu:
Ok to Ok.
The morning...
I dreamed that I had superpowers and saved mankind. And then my pride enslaved me and I robbed a meat store. It was magnificent. Now I understand the irony. Only the Orthodox saints have superpowers, because only they can cope with them. And if the power gets an ordinary man, he will definitely rob a meat store. I haven’t eaten so much smoked meat in a dream. Having superpowers is great.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №79600
 02.04.2013
You can say a lot of shit about the movie Metro, but how could the Russians shoot a Russian movie about the Russian subway with Russian people in Russian Moscow at the Russian peak hour, and, fucking, for the whole film I did not see NONE MAN IN EARSHIPS!!! to
WOW: crazy... that’s what I felt somewhere hidden while watching...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №79599
 02.04.2013
I: How did you remember where I live so quickly?
He: What to remember here? The fucking road to the left

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №79598
 02.04.2013
by Katarina:
I felt like my colleagues thought that when I got married, I stopped being a human being. You are married, you can't walk in such a short shirt, you are married, you can't be a stripper in the office on your birthday.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79597
 02.04.2013
1 April, SMS from the operator:

Find out what a celebration is today! Send SMS to the number ##### only 25.72r.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №79596
 02.04.2013
From the news:
There will be a “Nano-tree” in Samara.
Its author Alexey Konoplev explained...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79595
 02.04.2013
- For a bottle of martini and a box of 'rafaello' I would have tebe for snowballmy sent in 1956.

“Yes, in 1956 I’d run away for ‘nobr’. You were beautiful

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79594
 02.04.2013
X: We have such big snowballs... beauty))))
The same fucking thing.)
You are a romantic.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79593
 01.04.2013
Yesterday we decided together with goodwilland to cook a quick blend for breakfastand to askand go for a walk. In the end, we didn’t count with the quantities and the blowed these blowedd’s chips for 7 hours! Walked the fucking.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №79592
 01.04.2013
From the news:
In Samara will appearthe “Nano-tree”...
Its author Alexey Konoplev explained...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79591
 01.04.2013
[12:24] <Roll> I collects painting aqueen
[12:25] <Ride> the landscape of nature
[12:26] <FebruaryOct SevenPortOct> natural death of objects
[12:26] <FebruaryOct SevenPortOck> ROMAN BOOK!
[12:26] * Goebbels rjot
[12:28] * MarchOct SevenPortOct inscriptionis in lineto "the landscape of nature" to crestomatineem "my autobiography";
[12:30] <MarchOct SevenPortOck> ecg of heart
[12:30] <FebruaryOct SevenPortOkay> pelviography pelvis

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №79590
 01.04.2013
1 April, text from operatora:

Find out howand today is a holiday! Send SMS to the number ##### only 25.72r.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79589
 01.04.2013
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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №79588
 01.04.2013
x xx: to kill
yyy: is this a command or what?
ZZZ: And who exactly?
x xx: this is the infinite

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