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[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81547
 16.05.2013
On the topic of "Hopnik physicists"

My friends and I came to St. Petersburg from a district industrial city.
tk. Our youth fell to the 90s, then until the mid 00s we went in sports clothes, leather jackets and caps Frederickson, cut off very short and engaged in boxing. That is to say, they looked like typical hops, because all “normal boys” were just like that.

All this external entourage did not prevent us from studying and even in our free time behind a bottle of beer to discuss any issues from thermodynamics or the mechanics of solid environments.

So close the topic, there is nothing supernatural here.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81546
 16.05.2013
Dmitry, op
Delta antenna with amplifier.
Svetlana is beginning. department
Until I can go there.
Dmitry, op
Which? ?
Svetlana is beginning. department
by PZZ. Delayed debtor debt. Although in our case the meaning is correct)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №81545
 16.05.2013
Indeed, good without fists is tolerance.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №81544
 16.05.2013
I am afk min at 15... here in the neighboring office today smells... we were invited to pizza... although we heard the "pizza" well now we will find out

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №81543
 16.05.2013
XHH: What are you doing?
I look at the stone.
Vampire: See what Captain Eugene said "They say that vampires are disturbed by cleanliness. If you spread a handful of seeds in front of them, they immediately start to collect them".
Oh my blin! I did not call again!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81542
 16.05.2013
HHHHHH :
Caro, yesterday was a test on FriendZone )))))))
As in the writing.)

WOWU :
Nano in detail.

HHHHHH :
In the evening, we go, we talk, we flirt, we flirt.
Dessert, ice cream and dinner.
We lie down and hugged.
Share, in bed, preliminary loves.
Precision, I am in the midst.
Here is she:
"You will not be offended if I say no"
The Curtain

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81541
 16.05.2013
She: I am bored. I miss some foolishness... or a hole... I can’t understand... I want to experience some emotions, probably.
He says: Yes you want, there is!
She: I will go and try...

She: No, not that
He said: I knew. I have checked...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №81540
 16.05.2013
Here is this:
Anastasia: What a whore
When is everything so bad?
I have from the cursor.
Are your breasts growing? or money
will appear? Shit me at all.
The cursor?

If you don’t give up the cursor, you’ll fly out of your own. institutions, you will not find a decent job, you will not get normal money, you will not pump your breasts.

[ + 47 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81539
 16.05.2013
YYY: I ate my boyfriend’s socks to prove to his mother that he was washed. He smashed into small pieces with his scissors and ate. The lover said we won't see her in the next six months, so she was impressed.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81538
 16.05.2013
Two men argue for a long time:
Their took...
With whom?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81537
 16.05.2013
I went yesterday to the buhs (great aunts, in their business, асы), which in addition to our office serve a few more, including a modeling agency.
of WO. Now that the page has been scanned... no, the "recognize" button does not need to be pressed. When the page is scanned, click on the word file... yes, like in word. There will appear such a menu, you choose "save as"... yes-a, and choose "save PEDEF". O very well. Now you keep every page so... - And all this in a smooth, benevolent tone, like with a dumb but cute little child.
Her subordinate, to whom I came, whispered: a modeling agency is trying to send scans of documents to accountants. And that’s still half the trouble: yesterday’s accounting! explained how to shift the boundaries in the axle so that the billboard on one sheet is printed, and not on the next.
...And here I finally understood the meaning of the expression "spaced pattern".

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №81536
 16.05.2013
Record of VK:

For butterflies in the stomach you need to grow flowers under the ribs.

The comments:

xxx: + feeding plants for goats

YYY: Yes, the whole chest of succession will have to be subjected to.

YYY: Let’s start with the lashes.)

zzz: Well, the climate there is so warm and humid.

aaa: there is a knife "butterfly", so the phrase "butterfly in the belly" can be considered with
Criminalist point of view

bbb: aaa, with such associations Bams cannot walk to feed a duck. From a sanitary point of view.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81535
 16.05.2013
XXX: What are you doing?
yyy: Goat glue, vegetarian, 140 kg, 2 meters, from Canada
xxx: Fuck, did you also get those dumb stickers in the kinder surprise?)))

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81534
 16.05.2013
After a successful baby night, the husband slept, dressed and went to work. As he got out of the tram, he crashed - someone stopped him. When he wanted to find out, he heard from a man: "Sorry, boy, I accidentally came to you on a collage." He looked and discovered that he was wearing my jeans, in which the socks were left, and they are now drawing behind him and everyone is attacking them. In the middle of the stop, I had to pull out these socks from below, pulling out to the great joy of the people around.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №81533
 16.05.2013
Mail in the chat of the Kalyan online store.
Visitor (P) and Operator (O)

Q: Hello khalil mammon is available?
A: Hi to you. What interests you?
P: preferably original
A: I am asking about the model.
Theme: Tuffaha
A: Yes, Tuffaha is available.
Q is original?
A: In the Halil Mamun section, we only have original Kalanchoe.
Q: And the only colors that are presented on the site?
The color of what? The mine is only one color. Colds can be different.
Q: What is the weight?
A: The weight of what?
P: in the video
A: 1.8 kg without a hose and cup.
A: 625g mine with seals
A: 114.6 g of dish.
A: 163.1 g of cup.
A: 125 g slang
A: 2202.7 g weighs calcium in collection. Weighed specifically for you.
Q: To weigh with water in a can and tobacco in a cup?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №81532
 16.05.2013
With a pickup.

How I Became a Plant

During the session I was quite absent from work. Today I came and saw that there were pots with flowers in my workplace. In the largest pot is a sign with the inscription:
"Chief Sales Specialist"
This is how I found a replacement.)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №81531
 15.05.2013
We took a cat. My favorite activity is to go into a basket with dirty underwear and get something out of it. I put the basket in the closet. From the third attempt, from the run, the allure from the TV jumps. He rolls out of the closet together with the basket and the proud walks through the room with cowards on his head. A fetish one.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81530
 15.05.2013
XXX is coming)
XXX: How is life? How is the session? Congratulations on the delivery, by the way.
YYY: I asked myself. I thought out the answer myself. She congratulated herself. Tell me, am I not bothering you? :D

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81529
 15.05.2013
Usually when I try to shave, I only get a little foolish.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81528
 15.05.2013
I was curious, and there are other people who remember the grandfather on the green six, the man with the dollars and the EMO of the asphalt carrier?

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