Put on the phone the "Your voice" function with the phrase "Battery charge level is less than five percent" and you will be surprised by the conciseness of calling you!

My father on my birthday:

My sister is leaving for two months, I only go home on weekends, my mom goes to bed early. So, I hope you make a personal life".

Artaban:...How many scientists are truly believing, and the professors and candidates going to monasteries...
V_Alex: There are several options here:
1st It did not work in the main field.
2nd It is now necessary to paint.
Three The NII building was transferred to the RPC, and the cabinet does not want to leave.

I love the weekend. You can get to work quickly and without interruption. Fuck it...

from chat LA2
Announcement: Gratulations, I got married.

The night. The lamp. Sergey successfully pins two naked hackers. A sharp turn. Hit the foot in the head. The Jeans. The helicopter flies behind the strike. The night. The lamp. Two hackers pin down the fallen Sergei. An unknown man with a scream of "Our beats" crushes the hacker’s bow. The night. The lamp. Sergey and his husband chase two hackers around the area. The weekend went :)

A blow of wind. A cat has just passed through the window. The 9th floor. I love the autumn Peter.

Alice and Captain Green...

Green is a mechanic, bleat!

I was looking for books and articles on Python. Now Yandex in contextual advertising offers to buy a piton, inexpensive, with delivery.

You’ve grown up, you’re 18, you’ve grown up and you’ve grown up. Most importantly, you can have sex. I want to give you a gift that you have long dreamed of. Here is he. This is brick.

...

The perfect troll!! to

In ice water, the worst thing is not hypothermia, but seizures, muscle spasms that can kill a swimmer in a few minutes. Alcohol could save you from spasms.
Yyy: The worst thing, namely, the hypothermia. In the presence of a lifeguard, seizures are not critical.
The devil knows it! I had a hatched acquaintance — he was sitting behind a fight, in the dust of which, according to witnesses, he threw a concrete bench. During the investigative experiment, that is, in a sober form, he was unable to raise it.
zzz: my friend drunk walked into a small shelf in the toilet in a women's dormitory, for this I even had to dress up to the belt, but sober didn't work out. Thus e. Alcohol increases the flexibility or desire to climb to girls. Or rather all together.

XHHH: I quit smoking. I decided that this package was the last. On one cigarette he wrote "Chicken! Go fuck it!"I suppose I’ll smoke her last. I go, smoke, the guy asked for a cigarette, accidentally got the TU. He took a cigarette and read...
We’re going to go to the cottage together.)

Working on creating websites, I realized two things: a good webmaster has four browsers open, and a good but bad one has three.

Fundamentals of design. The group says:
He sat with his head, tried to make a roof, and eventually made a staircase for him.
yyy: it is purely programmatic: they made a roof - there was a staircase xD

Did you first work in a lease and then become an analyst?
The truth. I was called to factoring, but it didn’t work.

"This is how email works in "normal" countries"

Post of Finland. It does not accept municipal payments. It does not subscribe to newspapers and magazines. Do not sell sunflower oil and pasta, bleat!!! He does not do anything other than deliver letters and packages. Each package goes a day, a maximum of two. Emergency correspondence is delivered to any inhabited point by 9 o'clock in the morning following the day of departure. Nothing is ever lost or broken, and if God does not give it, there is a huge compensation. There are no rows.

Why can’t we too?

Looking at the movie with my wife, I ask:
and stop.
You are where?
- Yes, I run to the sorting, - and I hide my pockets, I look for the phone. He is accustomed to sitting on a pot.
She looked at the evolution:
Fisting in front, fisting behind. Go to!

V_Alex by Ugu. The freedom of one ends where the freedom of the other begins. The chip is in the ability to unnoticably move this boundary.

Tatiana C........: And the history of religion to study is necessary for the general development.
The Reader: WOW! Astronomy for general development is not necessary, as if it should be replaced!

The husband:
Our son is the child of a shredinger: when he is silent, he is either asleep or not; but if you look into the room, you will wake him up in any way.