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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81127
 06.05.2013
I exchange property in Moscow for invisibility in London.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81126
 06.05.2013
I read a five-point check:
"Talosto Truth Blabla Kremble"
As it turned out - this is the tube of LaFam cream-brune =)))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №81125
 05.05.2013
On the closing of Futurama:

XXX: Okay and okay! I draw my Futurama with blackjack and prostitutes!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81124
 05.05.2013
YYY: I have a set of winning eggs this year! I painted them with blendamets as in advertisements, now I wait for them to bring prisoners to me.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №81123
 05.05.2013
111: how does it work?
222 to go. Fuck you! and [
Chapter 11: Fuck Them
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[ + 15 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81122
 05.05.2013
This is:
Cheers to yourself!! I have Ibiza.
I wanted to be at 14, money at 23!
5 years and grandchildren.
Do you want??! to

You don’t need grandchildren and you don’t need children.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №81121
 05.05.2013
Now introduced a request in Yandex: a new solist finds after anka.
And he answers me this way: maybe you were looking for a "new soloist you find after the bath"?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81120
 05.05.2013
SMS from the girl:
"I understand.Explain!"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №81119
 05.05.2013
About the piracy.
If you, gentlemen and gentlemen, don’t know how to do it. You’re never going to be with me as a customer, good and caring, but instead you’re showing me your ass in the full screen, with any problem with your game, like AS IS, and at the same time accusing me of “theft” (not paying 1000 r for missing support and glowing game, o God)?

I bought Duke Nukem Forever. Supermega version with access to a special site with bonuses. Officially, from 1C, with activation only through Steam! 1000 r. Okay, brought home, unpacked, I go to the site with the content, I enter the code from the leaflet from the box. "This code has already been used". Written a detailed letter to 1C - "we do not support the game, contact 2K". I made an application in Tuckey, in a week - a week, god, don't lie! I answered Karl. I was asked five times to take a picture of the game box, twice to send a check. There was no answer to all questions at all - only requirements. And then the application was closed with the wording “your game was bought illegally because it can’t cost you so much.”

Purchased in O. the store, support in 1C by the license number - and the game manufacturer considers it illegal. They have links to 1C for the Russian Federation on the site! In short I summarize. Do not talk about theft. You are not stealing anything. You are returning a portion of what was robbed by freezers, bandits and hamas. Copy it calmly.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №81118
 05.05.2013
At the age of 18, you want to eat your grandson, at 30 you want money, and at 50 you want to feed your grandson to death.

Cheers to yourself!! I wanted Ibiza at 14, money at 23! It’s five years, and the grandchildren want to???! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81117
 05.05.2013
l!ttl3: I was once looking for a cable on the internet for an old cellular samvysun. I came across in Google on the phrase "Samsung Cable download for free". Oh, I think, how far the technique has come...I go down, I read. In the reviews, everyone praises the downloaded cable and says that SMS is protection against robots. What the SEOs smoked on the site is still a mystery.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81116
 05.05.2013
Ars: Boy, I’ve dropped a beer on your claw here, how can I remove it?
Max is quick! Hope to remove quickly!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81115
 05.05.2013
by 04/05/2013. Topic "Heroes" on website:

Let’s talk about horrors.

Easter on the nose
and here...
I go to entrance.
I am not an aligarh, I live in a multi-storey building.
I see
Yes Yes
Yes Yes
Yes Yes

Seeing a neighbor from a hundred-eighth beat that man

I took the tree!!! to

Picture is

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81114
 05.05.2013
He says he understands electrodynamics!
Googling is all...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81113
 05.05.2013
The Sunday morning. of Easter. Seven in the morning. I observe through the window, as the three loading Kazakhs: Rinat, Kairat and Azamat, are accepting Christianity, communing with the Kago under the guidance of his holiness, the courtman Gregory.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №81112
 05.05.2013
XXX: Unlike you, I had five in Russian, not three.
YYY: Okay, the estimates don’t mean anything.
XXX is meaningful.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81111
 05.05.2013
[11:17:38 PM] x: lol
X: I am a Terminator
[11:17:55 PM] x: tried jack from headphones in hoo insert
[11:18:02 PM] x: ear*
[11:18:06 PM] y: deep inserted?)
[11:18:12 PM] y: good that not in hoo...)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №81110
 05.05.2013
More about theft of games is just the case when wild legislation is compensated for its non-compliance.

I’ve been buying games for a long time. 90% of them I didn’t play for 10 minutes, and I went to the end even less. And why - because the description, video and images on the disk, as a rule, do not have anything to do with the game itself, but are simply advertising texts and multimedia downloads. There is something ugly inside. And a few years ago, they even improved the marketing policy - in general, they stopped writing even the genre of the game and giving quite vague descriptions, such as, well, you buy, and there you will look.

If you make an analogy with the purchase, for example, a mobile phone, then it will be somewhere like this - you have to buy a mobile phone in a box with a beautiful picture. To open it and see what functions there, so it works, there can be no talk. You come home and prove to the company that you actually paid for it and then you can open the box and start looking at the phone.

That is, 100% seller protection and 0% buyer protection.

The internet is even more funny. Again, by analogy with real. Suppose in some cafe someone was killed, then according to the legislation of the cafe you need to close and try to jail the director of the cafe.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №81109
 05.05.2013
The beginning of history. At the entrance came a neighbor with a perforator. During the month, around eight in the morning, he drilled the walls for a few seconds. 10 seconds every day! And I go to bed late, I sleep sensibly and when I wake up, I can’t fall asleep again. I have been sleepy for a month.
Today, on the staircase floor below, a neighbor with a spatula carves a cement hole near the door. I ask, what happened? Trying to open? It was more poetic. Two of his sons, of middle and junior school age, broke a hole from the side of the apartment with a perforator. Started on the Internet about a neighbor with a perforator and decided to settle it in our entrance. When the adults went to work, they turned on the instrument. They wrapped up in the same place under the painting until they came out of the apartment. A growing generation.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81108
 05.05.2013
The time is 18:30. Working days until 18:00. A lot of work. The head of the department (N) addresses the subordinate (P).
N: So let’s finish? Or do we work?
Q: Well you’re the boss...– thinking – you’re working!)))

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