When my wife decided to look for a backpack for her car on her own, she was absolutely sure that it was enough to mark her catalog name with the phrase "such a square box for Honda."

xxx: recorded discs, one stumbled, and not to confuse, labeled it: painted a skull with bones on it, and then painted all night. And now to throw it out (

USERTIGER (01:22:02 3/05/2013)
I'll sell it all and I'll have 3410 again.
USERTIGER (01:22:17 3/05/2013)
So many babies are worth it all.
vitaliy-7 (01:23:27 3/05/2013)
The most popular phones in Europe. In the United States, the screen is 8 inches. And walking on the street with a tablet and talking without headsets.
USERTIGER (01:25:37 3/05/2013)
Ahahha, reminded me of the Chinese who spoke to 10!!! One inch in the subway!!! to
vitaliy-7 (01:26:16 3/05/2013)
Apply the opposite to the ear, the same feeling

We dress up with my husband in the hallway, he says that he is disturbed by a tumble.
I: Why did you call me a thumbnail? I am thin, well maximum penalty!
He is (sweetly): a schizophrenic... but thin!
You are... a comedian!
He said, “My back wall is strong. (This is about the muscles of the back)
I: You’d better have the box in front of you.

Give a cat to a pickup. He knows how to stretch the lightning, unleash the wires, now he is training to stretch the buttons. It’s so nice when a cat dresses you. You will not refuse him.

The WoT server has fallen. Russia’s GDP will soon rise and the birth rate will rise.

I also updated Skype to a new version. He became ugly.
Does it make sense to update it?
He is constantly asking me to update. Update it please! Every time you press the Later button, a cat is killed in the microphone.

It would be a lot easier if the girls murrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

If schoolgirls were studying astronomy, they would know that they should not be jealous of Anna Semenovich, because on Saturn such breasts because of gravity would be confused under their feet.

and SQ:
I think that the most outstanding of all the acts that can be done in a business trip will be to fall into the submarine’s lock for a long time.

To this –
I decided to cook the eggs. Well I usually my eggs before cooking them. And then I thought that I would throw them in a boiler, and in boiling water the microbes would die. So he took the eggs and stood in front of a pot with boiling water and broke the eggs into the water. I do not know why I did this.

You discovered a recipe for eggs.

Dialogue between brother and sister:
Q: But I don’t have money for a gift that would please you.
Why the prostitute in the cake?

I get out of the shower, rubbing the towel.
ONA1: Husband "Oh you are! The breasts!and "
Damn, I don’t understand: we’ve been living together for 5 years and we have a son. And every time he sees the breasts, he is so genuinely admired as if he saw them for the first time in his life and he will no longer have such an opportunity.)))
ONA2: You just have the number 3 of the correct shape, which even after the birth did not spoil. Rejoice you fool. Here is my husband in general... Admired by my kindness and gentleness :'(

In the MTS salon, the girl explains to me the combination for disconnecting the service:
d: (numbers) at the end of "1" to connect "0" to disconnect...(a little thought).. if the zero does not fit, then "2"
I: Well if "2" doesn’t fit, there are only 7 options left, I’ll figure it out).

NASA told me yesterday.
It is painted in red color. She took her with her mom on May 1 for food to the store and left there. They went back on a bus, naturally hanged with bags.
They go. A little girl and her mother arrive at the stop.
Girl: wow red hair, I want that too, wow
She whispers about something with her mother.
After that, the girl's mother says: well, superheroes also have ordinary business, for food, here, to go.

Unfortunately, in our lives, the principle of "blood for blood" is much more common than "blood for blood".

Don’t chase the horses.
Since ancient Soviet times I have lived in Minsk (fall in distribution), my mother - in the district center in the south of the Tula region. The distance by railway through Moscow (and this is a hammer) is slightly more than 1000 km, by highways past Moscow kilometers are 300 kilometers less. I usually travel through Moscow. I get to either a day (train + route), or one and a half (train + light feast at family + train in the evening). This preface is simply for estimating the distance and possibilities of transportation.
In fact, we talk to Mom by phone, but the opening to the holiday for her is a holy thing. On January 18, I received a letter of congratulations from my mother. Somehow late. I watch the sign of departure – December 6th! In Minsk on the Main Post - 17 January. My mom is cautious, about the urgency of the Russian post knows, but to do so...
The letter lasted 43 days. During this time, you could not rush to walk. The mail of the days of Pushkin and Lermontov compared to the current e-mail. It turns out that horses will be faster than trains and planes. Why not take advantage of previous experience?
And judging by the latest statements of postal managers, that all others, including the senders and recipients, but only not them, should send a New Year's greeting to the mother on January 1 of the previous year. To congratulate me on 2014, she’s already late.

A young woman says to her husband:
Now that we are married, you should stop playing golf. Wash your dishes yourself – if you sell your clothes, we can afford to buy new furniture.
You talk like my ex-wife.
The former...? You didn’t tell me you were married to someone before me.
I was not.

We have in the construction universe such an idiotism called an “explanatory note.” Each time you submit a project, you must bring 7 A4 sheets with a description of your architectural project. And it would be nice to consider the designs, but fucking, we are dealing with planning and appearance! What a tip of 7 sheets, here in one and a half can fit! And the most offensive thing that the preaches seem to have never even read these notes.

And here one night, the night before the project, I wrote this nonsense, frankly sucking it out of my finger. Angry was like a dog, the project dropped, I wanted to sleep, and here is that shit, which I always forget until the last moment. I decided to do an experiment. Right in the middle of the explanatory note I inserted a detailed description of my first sex in the slightest detail. At the same time, it reached up to 7 pages. He came the next day and gave up.

Of course, the note "read" with an invisible eye. I had the widest smile that day and nobody could understand why.

The project itself, by the way, was so good that it went to the fund of the best works. A note with him. Now I am studying in another country, and when I am thirsty, I sometimes transfer mentally to the dark archive of my universe, in the depths of which on a dusty shelf in a coloured folder in the section with my name lie 7 sheets of A4 format.

How to thank a guy?
Make him a mine. Simple and with taste :)