Today, a man was seen riding on the sidewalk on a bicycle and carrying a two-year-old child on the shoulder. Without slowing down, laying a steep twist, he drove off from a high border and dive into the courtyard arc by the bow. At the same time, he carelessly held the steering wheel with one hand, at the same time grabbing her child, and in the other held the phone and lively talked about it.

A fool, he will find a place without roads for the feats.

The Seed
Are you studying for a doctor? I have a question to you. As an idiot, I ask the doctor:
(only between us)
Such a little question is very unfavourable...
Okay okay...
So tell me, why after such a good drunkenness - in the morning shit smells differently? Well, in the sense that usually it smells about the same, but after drinking completely differently, but more or less the same...
Here is...
Leonid
You when you drink, it is the epithelium in the intestine burns alcohol, food is worse digested, so the liver spends all the effort on the production of alcohol dehydrogenase, and not on the production of bile, which also does not contribute to the improvement of the digestion of foods, well, the most important thing is that not all alcohols are broken up by the body and part comes out with phycalias and getting damaged when defection just carry on deeper in the receptors molecules of shit from which you smell, but with new notes)))
The Seed
I'll keep it, the last lines were delighted :D

A missile with a range of three kilometers can only be shot.

Who is the head of the family???! to
YYY: the mess

Call me on my mobile. After my hello, pronounced by the corresponding voice of a 35-year-old man, the caller, apparently not expected, pronounces a brilliant phrase:
One of two... Either I’m wrong with the number, or someone will get people from me tonight.

^kei^: A colleague issued a remarkable phrase at lunch: "Well, 0 gigabytes is like 0 terabytes..."
I did not argue.

xxx: We have 3 girls at work with the name "Sasha", and when you say Sasha, they turn 3 at once!
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: well I found the way out, set the numbers after the name, Sasha-1, Sasha-2, Sasha-3)
What is the size of your breasts?
xxx: here, they also guessed... Now I’m Pashka-12 :(

zzagar: They are defamatory at the "Russian Post". My child ordered a gift for the New Year in some online store, and eventually received it on his own birthday at the end of March. Very successful succeeded. I didn’t have to spend on two gifts.

I am now on a tour of Europe, last night I stayed in a transit hotel in Italy. Naturally, waking up in the morning without a cigarette is difficult, there is no balcony, the hotel is healthy, you will be lost in the hallways! In the morning, a mess on my head, in my pyjamas, wrapped in a white blanket... I go up the fire staircase, I smoke) and I understand that I can’t go back (no handles)! And this is how I go down the twisted staircase from the 6th floor. Successfully turned, I found the entrance to the hotel. At the reception of the guy's eyes on his forehead and with my zero English I explain the situation, and in response he is something hard-tasting in Italian (from all the words I understood Rashen). And then it comes to me that I am not the first Russian fool.

March 30 soon?
I remembered! At the nose!! to
......
Wake up the lions!! The Adventures of the Housewife Kushi

That is it! ?

> No, I am about the series Poor Nastia.

When this series went for the first time, my grandmother in full seriousness wept at me when asked to switch the channel "You do not know the history of your country at all, it is a HISTORIC series, sit and watch!!and "

k0ne0

I am the only girl in the department.
Lunch in my side:
I am ready to turn the mountains for you!
YYY: is it true?? to
XXX is AHA! See also! Even to turn!
YYY :?? to
Cooking monkey, "mountains.jpeg" click Alt+Tab twice :(

With VIO:
Patchy on the wall of a psychiatrist's diploma of gynecologist? The best answer:
To get into the soul... it doesn’t matter which way! It is :)

On the radio this morning:
In Germany, 5 tons of nutella were stolen.
The car was robbed... bla bla bla..."
So I introduced a bunch of babies with scratches and cockroaches who attacked the truck)))

On the DR of a friend (D), one companion (T) delivers a gift - a pen with lighting, i.e. You can write in the dark. The nominee accepts a gift and in the process of studying it asks:
D: Funny device, only if it is necessary, I usually sleep when dark :)
T: Even if it is necessary, the bandits will take you out into the woods at night, and they will force you to sign a gift for the apartment, and it is dark around, and there is a rage, and you have a pen with lighting...

I read Seneca yesterday. Loll, burned from one moment, where he described how he came from a long road into the estate and did not wake the slaves and bakers to feed him and just went to bed. It is the act of a wise man and a man who follows the good.
YYY: This is how Nihua himself
I wanted to fuck one night.
YYY: Everyone is asleep.
Yyy: I thought I would start drawing up and wake everyone up.
YYY: I didn’t joke
It turns out like Seneca did.

From the comments to the article about female intimate hairstyles:
If your boyfriend loves you, your husband, a man, he will be a fool that you have between your legs.
WOW: Even if there is a member))

I got furniture for the office. Carriers wear, and we check the list. And there after each name, we notice, the word "mobile" is added: furniture shelf, furniture shelf, furniture column...
And here we see, point 4 stands - the stand fucking.
Our girls have been roasting for half an hour and asked the loaders to show what it looks like.

x: in messengers you need to add the function of editing messages of the interlocutor
x: so that you do not hurt a person, and not scratch your eyes with his mistakes.

As a mortgage, the salary is small. As a subsidy, the income is overpriced. The fucking country.