RT @zoozozz: All, I am leaving you!
Who are you? Why did you come?

What the iPhone is, I don’t know. But I definitely don’t have it, because since I started talking about them, I’ve only bought a TV from dives. And it’s big – that’s not an iPhone.

A friend reads the news:
Anastasia Rybaczenko has been declared in federal search.

I think we have solidarity in the country.

I want you!
You are lucky. Few people want me.

Question: Hello to you! My husband and I have been doing pettering for about a year. And before every month, I get his hysterics that I’m pregnant. Can you get pregnant with petting or oral sex?

Answer: I express my sincere admiration for your boyfriend: to endure 14 hysterics a year is the top of patience. It is impossible to get pregnant with pettering and oral contact, but you can continue to hysterize if you like it.

[12:13:50] Roman Art: Have you seen the beaver?
[12:19:11] Mike V: her, I do not follow the creation

xxx: There are 6 billion diversely developed interesting people in the world, and I only communicate with nonsense :-(
YYY: The world’s population is 7 billion.

Catherine: I'm dying(( I just dropped my iphone into milk...

It had to be written from the iPhone.

Catherine: I wrapped him in a shirt and hugged him. What to write

Katy, don’t be upset. Buy a normal Android phone.

Based on what I’ve read, anything can happen.

I have the best phone in the world!!! What Android is it??? AAAA

Evgeny: There is a bunch of instructions on the Internet what to do with the phone if you dropped it in water, or milk.

Catherine is yes. I was already advised to add eggs and flour and put it in the oven.

By analogy with the ritual washing of the rain, the machine discovered a way to solve the women’s problem “I don’t start”: new white pants.

lnkr: A colleague periodically wears "computer" glasses. Well, you know, such dark, with holes like in the dungeon. I ask, how does it help? And he doesn’t, I just don’t see it when I sleep.

There must be a mystery in the girl.
A mystery, not a scanword!

In Russia, they try to "Christianize" Apple devices, considering the eaten apple an anti-Christian symbol of sin
Is there a God except for Jobs?

She wanted to stay in bed today and not go anywhere.
He – I have such a desire constantly, to stay with you in bed and not to go anywhere

I came home from work, while recorded disks for ixbox went to the shower, dined, next door began to play, I think lapotaaaaaaa, how cool to have a console with a gk-telephone, lay down and started to break up in max singing 3, nothing bothered, no courses, no diplomas, work is across the road, just a fairy tale of something...and here my girlfriend-demotivator screams out of the toilet "look to me that I will show". and the myth of the fairy tale, for a week dissipated, two stripes on the test:) now ixbox only on holidays (when the girl is at work). and the thoughts about the lack of play time immediately retreated when I first put my hand on her stomach)) I am to the fact that there are things in life more important and pleasant zombie games, I AM HAPPY)

My mother wiped.

I come to my parents, I sit with a guy in the kitchen, dinner. Here there is a terrible crack, (and the house we still have of Stalinic times), so that already imagining this wide zigzag-shaped crack in the whole wall and the slowly falling closet, in horror we run out into the corridor, turn on the light...
It turns out, Mom so nuts knock the door. These innocent eyes.

Avokado: Now I sit on a hockey match "Cuban" vs "Cuban". Little from the rear rows: "Shaybu Give!! Shabby"
After 15 seconds: "Yes not in your own door, fucking!"

Are you still teaching German?
I never understood the existence of this discipline in schools. Pan-territorial languages should be taught. Who is there after English? I think Spanish?
yyy: Esperanto and Assembler.

Answer by mail.

Question: It is impossible, it is simply impossible to want a seed. I dream of her every day. Can it contain vitamins, which the body requires?))) I’m not pregnant, if she’s... where does the passion come from?

The answer is: impossible! It’s just impossible to want a car (a lack of iron in the body), money (a lack of paper in the body) and a good job (a lack of brains in the body). I am also not pregnant :(

and Voronezh. The advertising poster:
"Oil replacement - FREE!"
I went for a week, thinking - when will this shame be removed?
It was removed, now it hangs:
"Winter oil - for free!"
Is this such a advertising?

When the Holy Spirit cries:
“Rush you, live in heaven!”
I will say, “Don’t have paradise.
Give me my country.”

S. A. Yesenin, “Goy you, Rus, my mother-in-law”
October 3 - 107 years since the birth of the poet.