Our company has its own flag. Everyone who goes to an unusual place takes it with him for a memorable photo.
A photo from Japan:
On the shore of the Pacific Ocean.
It is on a skyscraper in Tokyo.
The first comment:
MM: If you’re on Focusi, you can’t bring the flag back :)

@CheeseVinyl: Always scratched in school when the teacher spoke "left hand"
@l0ldbl00d: @CheeseVinyl he actually said "Let's rock!"

Petrosancy in couples is petrosancy.
The one-group is forged in its bag, gets everything in a row. I say:
He has uncovered his black hole.
She is not black! She is pink...
Well you know, "the pink hole" sounds even worse...

Theological Disputes :
Why only one Creator? Why can't the universe be the collective creation of the divine collective?

Yyy: Probably because where there are two or more, there is no secret. And this contradicts the definition of God as being incomprehensible (incomprehensible = secret).

That depends on who it is incomprehensible to. For humans and the divine collective can be incomprehensible.

zzz: in principle, only at different stages of creation.
as there is the chief architect, other architects, engineers, builders, malars, diversity workers...

ddd: the divine gastarbytes

Dialogue about a new girl at 222:

Chapter 111: Shame and shame? The confusion :)
222 with smart eyes. Oh well. and :)
Yes, you are a romantic in nature, if you choose a girl with smart eyes :) and where do you find them? and :)
222: I write it out of the catalog. and :)
111: Then you blow up - and the thing in the hat? XD is

Just read it. from the legislation. Persons without a specific place of residence, without identity documents, can obtain a policy for presenting a passport.

According to RIA Novosti, more than 200 million iPhones have been sold since the launch.
This is the real need, comrades! ?

I will buy a time machine and a telescope. Call yesterday, you know the number"

I worked in a metal resale company recently. I know there is a warehouse in Luberc, but I don’t know the name of that. I found the company I needed by structure. I see them in Lublin. I think it would be convenient for them to ship the metal. I call :

Hello, I am the name of the company I want to offer you our metal.
Pause, the name of the company.
Yes Yes Yes!
- even more than the Mhatt pause, you have your metal with debt, we also decided to push?! to

It would be great to have the opportunity to skip advertising blocks.

In the auto school about regulators:

Crosses are regulated and unregulated. And the regulators at the intersections, respectively, are animated and unanimated.

References to Heaters:
"There is no heater at all. It warms itself (for your account) ".

She: Hurra, I set up the router myself.
He is good)
She: Yes, now I would understand how to set up Wi-Fi on my mom’s notebook.
and try it)
She: fucking, there is no wifi adapter
He is: ha ha
She: yes, she’s through the cable, and I’m through the wifi.
...
She: and now she cut off the router (
The Internet is over XD
He is :?? to
She: Yes, there is a transitory if you see her under her feet interfering. Need an adapter immediately. have gone)
He: I did not understand. Where did they go?
See also: Facewall
with the adapter)
What type of adapter is it?
She is Wai-Fai!
He: Why to you?
On to Mama Noot!
He: What’s the difference with her note?
She: Once she has no adapter, she sits across the rope. Once the router is attached to the router, the router is attached to the router by a modem. And the comp is bound to the rocket, as it does not go without it. And everything else doesn’t go without a rocket. She sits in the kitchen. And she’ll sit there, if there’s no wifi adapter, and if she’ll sit there, she’ll need 3 rozeets for all that hnie. Rosetta is there 2. If there are two stretches, you need an extender. And the extender interferes under her feet. Once the extender interferes under her feet, she pulls him out to the devil's mother. Once she sustains him, all that hna ceases to work. If it doesn’t work, I don’t have the internet.
I need a Wi-Fi adapter.

V.elina: Why do clumsy guys choose the most stupid ladies as friends?? to
Stretch : well. If clay boys were only coupled with clay bodies, then there would be an evolutionary stratification of society. In this way, the offspring are balanced and produce a gray mass. This society is stable.

From Habr:
Imagine you are on a deserted island. You need to program a microcontroller.

[madar] The only goal in the match "Rubin" - "Cuban" was scored at the very end of the first half - distinguished Salvatore Bocquetti. In the match "Spartak" against "Rostov" the double marked Emenique, another goal on the account of Ari - for him this ball became the first in the season. In the composition of "Rostov" distinguished Floran Sinama-Ponyol.

This is a Russian championship.

My friend got some money. He comes home drunk, falls on a chair in the kitchen, pulls money out of his pocket and says:
This is what I always have to be: drunk and with money.

Rabbits are gentle, not afraid.
B: Have you seen their nails? They will lock the wolf.
A: They do not have enough brains, they have three reflexes: run, eat, fuck, and all)))
B: terrible animals
B: Get caught, fucked and eaten.

Comments to the article, which compares the cameras of the iPhone 5 and Nokia 808:

xxx: "Both cameras are undoubtedly good and quite suitable for shooting quite professional video content."

This is a joke, right?

YYY: No, it’s pure truth, I’ve thrown RED out.

Zzzz: Give me the rubbish address, I am already leaving.

Yyy: There are already 5 bodies, the shooting continues.

YYY
But, to be honest, I was upset.

for the weekend

XXX is
Directly visible?? to
Hahahaha
You have weight.
for soup
It is not enough

YYY
No, I am telling the truth!
Clothes are visible

XXX is
Spotted
from food

YYY
Fuck it :D