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Tagged: idiot
Why is he an idiot? If I want to read it, I am an idiot.
The Dostoevsky Idiot
XXX: Is he there?
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Remembered one match Dynamo (Kiev), Champions League:

The opponents have to break through the penalty near the gates, Shovkovsky (guardman) builds a wall of Dinamo players.
The voice of the commentator: Our goalkeeper cold-bloodedly builds the wall...
And then the camera immediately hits Shovkovsky and in the live broadcast is heard the cold-blooded voice of the goalkeeper, crashing into hysteria: Dolboeby, where?! The left, your mother.

- A great idea to pour a transparent bowl of coffee under the strawberries, especially when exactly the same bowl of coffee stands by (((

Comments under the photo with the rushing Gerard de Partier with a dog and a button:
Such a barrel can feed the whole orphanage.
You can feed an orphanage for a month.
This dog can feed the whole country.
In an orphanage, you can feed such an orphan for a week.
This photoshop can feed all trolls.
This is how all Korean dogs can be fed.
Such comments can wipe your ass.
This is Photoshop.
I think the bread is best here.

xxx: Your BDSM router doesn't fit
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X@i over the shoulder doesn't work I say, correct it finally
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From SMS:
Hello, how is life?
XXX is normal. He took himself and his wife in the car.
AAA: Figa you are beautiful!! What did I take?
XXX: Self "Camry" 2008 year, black, and her laundry. The new. The White.
Tagged: ahahahahahahahah

Go with the instructor today. In front of us is a white Toyota Yaris with a blonde driver, a classic. Then the twists will turn on, then the accident, then the braking, then the cutting through all the stripes - you will not understand what it creates. It’s scary to go around, and it’s tired to go after it too.
Instructor: At least if the shoe hanged or another sign.
I: The TP sign is not issued yet.
It has been long :)

xxh: Yesterday, again, I went to the great whale firewall... fucking, I put myself 20 megabits. By China everything flies, only abroad I go the speed drops to 2-3...
Yyy: They only have a customs at the entrance and exit.
Hi, this is the Chinese Internet Customs. What do you have in the bag?

I am a teacher in the village. Today, a six-grade student had a cognitive dissonance, stating:
"We should not study on Thursday, but on Sunday".

He works in a tech and electronics store.

He: I am so lonely here in the midst of the soulless microwaves and the teasers, there is nothing native to which one could cling, oh cruel world, oh woe to me...
PSP has forgotten something? and..

Can you tell me how your iPhone looks?

Alexis in Belarus.

It’s like Vertu, just shit!

" and Your baby’s head is like a cockroach!".
An elongated, non-symmetric head of a baby is normal. If the grandmother is upset, offer her to shave naked and make sure that her tortoise is not spherical either.

The mother-in-law saw that I was cutting my baby’s nails and was terrified. Can’t cut off! How then? to crawl!

In the United States, a judge fined himself for the phone ringing at the hearings (Yandex.News.)

News on the first channel website about the ban on receiving international mail:

“When post comes from Japan to Moscow, and then from Moscow back goes to the Far East – it’s wrong, and we are currently issuing 80 percent of all mail in Moscow for the entire country,” said the first deputy chief of the Moscow Customs Aleksey Pavlov.

And I, before the words of Aleksey Pavlov, thought that it was normal to order a package in China, and get it with a Moscow stamp, in the postal office of the Siberian region.

A friend made a database for the hospital and to check how everything worked began to add patients to it, of course with a spark. There was such a dialogue:

xxx: listen, and Jeanne d'Ark what diagnosis to write?
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Ride for a long time

“Thanks to his birthday, I discovered three songs of the Leningrad band: ‘Zebal’, ‘Goodbye, Pizdobal’ and ‘Pizdets’.

Article about funerals, prices and "submarine stones"
The Commands:
Vit
I want to be burned. and sent by the wind...
scary
After the death, I hope.

From comments on FB by Denis Dragunsky:
XXX: What are the “mother parts of the body”?
They are the most dishonest ones!
zzzz: The head, for example. It is only in it that uncleanness is born.

This is an awkward moment when porn actors become younger than you.

The neighbors listened to loud music/noise, I turned on too for revenge..." Nothing that such avengers are heard by all surrounding apartments, and not just the silence breaker?? to