Blythe, the second time in a week.
Today is only Monday.

Photo of a friend's girlfriend
XXX: The usual
YYY: No
YYY: Mind in the Eyes
XXX: This is a flash from the flash

Questions by mail.

The question:
How to find a blind or blind girl? Or I complex my appearance.
The answer:
You can shake your liked eyes.

Ghost: We went to the space museum yesterday. A lot of people are celebrating. We stand, study the exhibits, next to the children's guide pastures, tells about Belka and Strelka, shows on the dogs, explains that they are genuine. Someone from the school, loudly:
Do you also have Gagarine?

>Def: At the second programming pair, I became psychotic, ran out of the office, and then sat in the hallway, crying relentlessly, and repeated, "Why are we being forced to code in C#? I want to go to Java!"

This is not PMS. You are a hysterical psychopath. What fashion did you take, your bad, unbalanced character on the PMS to drop? And all my disgusting hysterics to justify... "Dear, I’m not a fuck, I just have PMS! Well get in the position, I’m a girl... Mi-mi..." Ladies, hold yourself in your hands! After all, even ten years ago, telling everyone what a tearful mood you had at the end of your cycle was simply uncomfortable! It is unpleasant for the interlocutor if it does.

I accepted my husband’s total lack of imagination after one day finding a calculator under the tree. No, the calculator, of course, is a necessary thing in the house, but I expected a more refined gift. On February 23, I gave him a set of screws (in revenge). He was happy as a child. I did not understand anything.

One man is good, two is not enough.

Customs gives good... what a contradictory phrase...

Going down the street, we see on the building a section made of uneven pieces of tiles of at least three colors.
- ♫ I blinded you from what was...♫
-... ♫because the company paid little.♫

Just now, look with my wife "What, Where, When". Collective team Alyssa Mukhina. The leader asked a question to the only girl in the team: "Say, Gunnel, how did you become an expert?" Gunnel publishes: "Yes, Mr. Host, it started in school. The position of one girl on five is usual for me".
O_O

If everyone laughs at you, then you are not a clown, you are a fool.

One American pianist, on a tour of the Middle East, suddenly returned home. During a meeting with Gershwin, he explained that he had to interrupt his tours and leave because he was shot twice by the Arabs.
What do you say! Gershwin was surprised. I never thought Arabs knew music so well.

Valentina Matvienko in the media compared herself to Margaret Thatcher, "modestly" noting that they, in her opinion, have a lot in common.
Here is the spot, guess:
Or does she, like Thatcher, worship Britain?
That’s just like Thatcher hates Russia.

My mother and my little one (class 11) are going out of the car.
Mother: (glattering the steering wheel, gently talking to the car) My girl, wash you! You are now clean, beautiful! My dear, it’s easier for you to go straight.
Little: (blown up, offended) How kindly you talk to the car... And not so with me... Let your car go to the institute and go!

A really bad provider is if you not only know the number of technical support, but you always call there drunk before calling the former.

There are 4 mistakes in the word!! to
How is this possible? There are only three letters.
0 to 0?????!!!! to
Simply put: Josh

She: Cancer ( April 13 )
April 13, Saturday

You are perfect. Actually, it is today,
You have achieved perfection this day. You can
Pray and give flowers with whole trucks. Rejoice
Your heart belongs to one person.

He: there, by the way, there will be flowers, you can go unload.

of righteousness:

If you are just lying in the fold of the area covered with a slum and breathe over time
This does not mean that you are not breaking anything.

X: I have to finish it all.
YYY: What do you understand about this? My neighbor parked in the back of the house yesterday. He gave, gave and caiaque gave - a bumper in the chlam. He got out of the car, looked, began to re-park to the neighboring place in front of... Booms....

I decided to wash my animal. I bought a shampoo for cats. After a long time of hard work, my efforts were finally successful. I wiped out the basketball...I let go...I put it in the bathroom, I went out. I see this wet miracle lying on a dirty shovel before entering the apartment (because it’s slick on the street) with this kind of typho: I wiped your shower and your shampoo with the smell of peat herbs, I was so good!!! to