In the morning, all in the snow. I go to the bank to take the money, the door is almost shut up. The 30-year-old guard looks at me for 15 seconds and then says, “You shall not pass!” Both were on the floor :)

xxx: a fancy name generator
XXX: Choose the Orc race
XXX: and he generated a name
XXX: The Tomb

X: I seem to have insulted the feelings of believers of some cult today.
X: The girl alone was long broken that she really wants an iPhone, and she lacks only 15k.
X: Well, I asked what she just won’t buy for her fourth.
X: Taaak looked at me.

I have lived in the United States for 20 years, but I have never been able to understand why some news suddenly clings to Americans. For example, at one time the media continuously slandered that Russia was over and you can not pay attention to it. And in general, the media-obedient Americans were simply not interested in Russia. But suddenly the Chelyabinsk meteorite and Russian video recorders caught them on a full program. This is probably how they were caught 50 years ago by "sputnik". About the Chelyabinsk meteorite and the video with him in the main role of the month two years ago everyone spoke.
But yesterday we had a meteorite in New York, and today I was in Bronx. I go into a street store and see a Spanish-language magazine in the newspaper showcase, on the cover of which it is written in large letters:
"Nihuyasebe"
A picture of this meteor.
It turned out that this is now the new name of the meteorite in Spanish-English. That is, the residents of the Bronx watch the famous video, as in Chelyabinsk a car with a video recorder turns to the side road, and a meteorite passes through the screen, accompanied by this driver's voice. And all, the fact of cultural exchange took place - now in America "Nihuyasebe" means a meteorite.
c) Abrod

Yesterday I watched the movie After Tomorrow and then Time. I was greatly impressed. I thought that life is going away, we will not be able to live it again, we must strive to live better as long as there is a chance, because then nothing will be.
What are you busy now?
I’m playing WOW, I’m already an Elf of the 80’s.

I have a companion with a glass eye, he is constantly on drunken arguments that he can scratch the eye from the back, and when they agree he gets the eye and scratches it.

Science News from the United States.
In the country of sorrow, a new scandal - from the federal budget, scientists allocated $ 1.5 million to study the problem of overweight in lesbians.

No comments, fucking...

I went out last night as needed. It is sleeping. In the old fifth floor, where I live, there is amazing acoustics, especially above and below the toilet.
The time is 3:20. I am in place. I quietly come in, turning on the light and... A small dust gets into my nose, I sneeze from all the dust, until the walls tremble, and I hear the shootings from below and the quiet but joyful mat of the neighbor, who (as I later understood) has long suffered from constipation.

The wife of the daughter asked the question: will you be a steak or pasta? My 2 year old daughter answered yes!!! The Birth of a Blonde

Brandon client at 18:16:
All help will be restored and everything will work.
Puppy teaches me to speak like that.
and save a lot of money at the sapport department

Brandon the customer (18:18)
If it has not earned
that
They will send you a master.
I have to buy a monkey.)

... the manufacturer will soon announce a new mini-smartphone - 4.3", qHD display and a dual-core processor with a 1.6 GHz tact rate.
Small Asians are complex. IMHO, devices that are more than 4 inches - mutant transplant)
Just after the flood, the European's hands were lost.

There was a girl with the nick "Flying Mouse"
XXX: The girl took a young man.
And only after the wedding he learned that for the eyes of most acquaintances of the bride call him ugluskpom :))

I work in commerce. A woman 40+ asks:
Do you have batteries on... a vacuum cleaner?
I try to understand what a vacuum cleaner is and what a battery. She thinks a little more and says:
The round...
[Scrubs the six in my brain]
Probably, deciding to get me, he adds:
The flat...
No, no, David Blaine is not!
Trying to understand something, I repeat:
The batteries? In the dust? The round?
Here is a sharp turn of the story:
No, not on the vacuum cleaner, but on the... weight.
In this regard, my imagination drew a poster in the style of Soviet security:
Friends remember it! Leaving the house without the brain is harmful to the mental state of those around you!

XX: Our people have already scattered the whole world. Where you go there is an overview on the net. Where would it be more poetic?
Open the Yandex card. In the middle is the inscription "Russia". Try to get in the middle of the letter O.

Sold on the local forum sells condoms:
- Made for the European market, so quality at the level!
The potential buyer:
- And they will go to the domestic "roulette"? or a switch is needed!? to

XHH: Now on the ringtone of the mobile you can learn a lot about the human being. For example - he is a gopnik or informal.)
A: It didn’t help me. He listened to Arya, Chizhu and Mozart, and I had no doubts about the correctness of my choice.
HH: So why did you leave him?
and Lena! In the restaurant, he tossed biscuits with a fork and held his finger.

xxx: wife wrote in the shopping list "cat filler".
I bought them food for a week.
Why am I stupid after that? and :(

Yesterday I wanted to play the synthesizer. I asked a friend:
Do you have a synthesizer?
MMM: No, but he would have been with me all the time =)
AAA: I agree ))
He asked the other:
AAA: Do you know who has a synthesizer?
SSC: Everyone who had it was discharged

Q: How was the evening?
Y is fun!
X in the meaning?
Y: We went after the cinema in Mac. I went to the toilet to wash my hands. From the cabin there is a long, long, intermittent organic sound.And then, from the same cabin, it was fun: "Just so, big mac comes out!"

Today in the cafe a strange guy plotted flowers from towels and gave us. My girlfriend was insulted! Like a grave! I am got. I liked it.