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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №79847
 07.04.2013
YYY: I have long decided that I know how to joke, and this day I know that everyone expects this from me and especially everyone plays.
xxx: "I have won"! And a solid sign is needed in cases such as "need to be so out of the Russian language".

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №79846
 06.04.2013
Something these articles about apache settings are similar to phyllin painting lessons
First we draw a circle, then another one, then a hook and quickly we paint a phyllin.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №79845
 06.04.2013
My son remember. You must obey your parents, study well in school, enroll in a prestigious university, graduate it, work decently for many years, and then you will be able to work every weekend٩(̯͡͡๏)۶

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №79844
 06.04.2013
Comments under article "How to choose the best place at the table"

I’ve seen people feel great in an olive plate no matter where they are.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №79843
 06.04.2013
Windows accounted for errors, and a new ad launched without a song.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №79842
 06.04.2013
xxx: If your chupa-chops is over, try squeezing the stick that is left of it.
YYY: And what is the taste of the stick?
xxx: There is a small square incision on it, in which there is a little more chupa-chupa left.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №79841
 06.04.2013
A drug addict?

We have one code on C#.
He calls it a prison.

In the fool. It is up to major.

To the diets!! to

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №79840
 06.04.2013
She eats on her legs – female wisdom.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №79839
 06.04.2013
XXX is
and bleak. I have a tooth and my head hurts. 😉

YYYY
After yesterday?

XXX is
Yes, a bottle of wine, I was not enough, so when Sasha went to bed, I cut my thighs, fat, opened a bottle of vodka and watched the house 2, drinking vodka.

YYYY
You’re just fairy, I’ll copy that phrase.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №79838
 06.04.2013
The news:
U.S. actor Wesley Snipes, known for films such as “Blade”, “Train with Money” and “The White Can’t Hop”, has been released from prison.

The best comment:
Damn the darkness!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №79837
 06.04.2013
I don’t recognize your social networks anymore. How contact removed so immediately just before the hero of time appeared!
The whole Skyrim over in a week.
The hammer! I will tell you more. You won’t even believe how much time it takes to study and work.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №79836
 06.04.2013
[19:05:55] thx: that is. Continue in the same spirit?
[19:05:59] WOW: I do not advise
Q: What do you not advise?
I do not advise any more.
Q: What do you not advise?
Well, I generally do not advise.
Q: What do you not advise?
[19:06:43] WOW: I am not doing the distribution of advice, %:No?* is!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №79835
 06.04.2013
Why do we need 12 meters of intestines?
To not burn your ass with hot tea.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №79834
 06.04.2013
Discussions about Hermione:

No less ICE.
- don't be afraid. soon will put silicone in the chest and in the lips and it will be "tho sho трэба";
This is not her method. Expecto to Sisyndra! 😉

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №79833
 06.04.2013
While waiting for a friend at the Botanical Garden, he bought us tickets. When he came, he didn’t notice me and bought a ticket. When I got it out, I was delighted and gave an extra ticket to an unfamiliar girl with the words
Beautiful girls are at my expense.
She blossomed, and I added in a creative impulse:
They are also very beautiful and receive gifts.
I stand and smile. For a long time I did not understand why she suddenly darkened and silently left.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №79832
 06.04.2013
One day my great-grandfather shot a deer, divided it and dragged it home on the snow. Drawing was far away, and the grandfather was still in the tulip, March, frost. The deer smelled the rise and set up a seat on a tree to jump on the grandfather. My grandfather only stumbled and saved. He had a hunter’s knife. Two bodies had to be carried home. And the red skin, please eaten, is still kept by my grandfather.

I am for what? Man is silent, man is silent. All the stories with cockroaches, how and who fled from whom, who is poor and who has an iPhone, who betrays whom and why, as well as who is listening to music until late.

Respect and love others, leave when you are ill somewhere, and everything will be well.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №79831
 06.04.2013
In the book of the post-apocalyptic genre it was written:"Our country is in a deep impasse. Only Adolf Vissarionovich Pinochet can get it out of it.

Somehow it is about us.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №79830
 06.04.2013
I talked to a childhood friend. Again, I fell in love with the "bad guy"... Well why don’t they see the difference between the "bad guy" and the "bad guy"??? to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №79829
 06.04.2013
They were in guests with friends (a young couple is waiting for an addition in the family). Ask what they want to call. She is so excited to say what names she likes. He remained silent throughout the conversation. And then we turn to the future father, ask why he is silent and what will the daughter name? To which they received a short and concise answer: "I gave a name to Khomeyaku, so I will deal with the child".

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №79828
 06.04.2013
I never believed in the fables about the Russian post. I had to send a letter recently. The good thing is that, standing in the line of sending letters, I learned that in this window letters are not accepted. OK, I stood for an hour in another row of three people.Most of all I was surprised by a short dialogue with my aunt from the window:
Ordered or ordinary?
I: What is the difference?
Q: Do you want your letter to come?

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