xxx: Well you, there were sometimes reproductions of Kustodiev’s paintings in it. There was no such porn magazine.
This is for the amateur. For Estonians, there were always the Almanacs of the Hermitage.
xxx: I was ashamed to shake in the Hermitage then, was a young man.
YYY: Yes, I am still ashamed. Although, it would seem, I have full right – the money for the ticket is flat. That is damned education!

From a conversation with my husband about sex toys, in particular about the dildos:
If you want extreme sex, the dildo can be attached to the ceiling.
- Oh, here are the guests, they will ask "What is this hanging here?" And you will say: "Wi+Fi point".
"And why is it so big?" - "The channel is wide".

I go on the street for business. Meeting a man by phone:

Allo, Aaron Paisakhovich? I finished, everything was decided. How they decided. I’ve been sent out..."

I brought him home for the first time. I didn’t have time to tell my parents. But it all went well – a dog ran out into the hallway with my whistle in the teeth. And the parents were sitting on a carpet with beer and playing the fool...

It turned out that we were located in 20 meters from the bear path, there are many traces and fresh nuts, we discovered the secret of how to avoid excesses when meeting a mouse front-to-front, you need to say to him calmly but convincingly "Misha, go on %ui" and he will leave peacefully. We laughed, but the boundaries are quite serious, saying they always do that and it always works.

I forgot the keys in Sheremetyevo.
greatkuzya: what are they?
Dmitry: from the Kaspersky shit
greatkuzya: so crack
by Dmitry Krya

Gopnik, who will first push the iPhone 5, will receive eternal respect among the boys and will become the official face of Samsung in Russia.

Do you have any recipes from Budapest?
He ate without asking.

My husband has a temperature of 37.2 - dies))), but he is sick, infected.
You are a dying swan! I say.
I am not everywhere dying.

I took the phone for repair. On the shelves are sold.
I see one, 1500 is worth. I saw the same thing for $0.99 yesterday.
YYY: Fuck the prostitute is not sold.
Might be sold
xhx: only as long as this prostitute to you by post Russia will bring it old =(
yyy = (

Why are they all so fun?
Remember, a month ago, the knee was in the hospital. Sanek was still coming to him and said, "You'll have to give you a duck on your birthday, probably," they laughed and forgot. But when he came to him yesterday in the dusk with a cat...
WOW: the real, the fucking, the crawling cat))

by Nickel3000:
Once long ago, he was engaged in a start-up at a Coca-Cola plant, and the local leadership decided to ban taking bottles from a already working conveyor and drinking. After that, I don't remember who from our organization came to mind an interesting idea, and the next day everyone walked around the factory and demonstrately drank pepsi. The ban was immediately cancelled :)

General chat wot
xenium9a9: looking for girl breast 3-4lvl feed 90-100cm board 60-70cm Soviet production

I was driving today on the Kadu, 140 in the left lane. The back catches the car and the semaforite with the far light to give up the road. I release, bypasses the Vasovsky fifth pick-up with a van... POST OF RUSSIA! You say they work badly. :)

Favorite [20:39]: And I even have one thing that you throw into the water and evaporate your face :)
20:40 – Is it a wasteland?

Tatiana (13:06:30 14/09/2012)
A man comes, I sit here alone, pulls a tail out of my wallet, shakes them in front of my mouth and says, “Colle, pass it over?”? to

XX: You are ugly yourself! The Ahats are cute.
They also love me...
Oh! What I remembered...
One day the children asked me "What is it: teeth are, and not bites?".
I thought for a long time and answered – a land slug.

YYY: O.O

XXX: They are the same.
You know why?
Because the snails have 25,000 teeth in their mouths, and they have not yet attacked or bitten a single person.

I know how many teeth they have.

XX: I represent the headlines of the newspapers "Vineyard puppies gathered in a band of twenty puppies and attacked a man who walked out his dog. Man in resuscitation, details are being clarified".

YYY: HDDD

XH: I explained to them the same.
In the end, I am a fool, and the answer is a scratch.

In the U.S. not publicity but civil position, openly and principally, and in Russia secretly and naked.

From corporate mail:
"Dear colleagues and colleagues Not those who know me as a software engineer, but in addition to that, I’m weighing 110 kg from my chest. I sit with a weight of 120 kg. And now attention to the question...who ate my borst?"

To seduce it seduced, that only the children can appear not only after sex, but also during the first knock on the door - need a spoon, the second - the elderly to drive out the big, the third - need to give a spoon, because there is nowhere to put it, the fourth - decided to ignore. They were rewarded with a long and stubborn call to the door.The fifth needed a big to the younger, they said to wait 10 minutes.The sixth knocked in 30 seconds and the announcement that he would wait here.The seventh..no, the seventh was not yet,so came a cat,settled near and began to scratch the flea furiously.The seventh announced the arrival of a small neighbor who wants to play with us.The eighth- called the aunt to ask how we were doing (contained to a car respondent).The ninth- car called the owner. And exactly half a second before the end of orgasm (yes, orgasm!) That, not the first day of marriage however) - The tenth." ten minutes passed. Let’s be big. Fast!"....there’s been four hours that my brain doesn’t leave the count for ten blacks (sorry, afroamerican babies)