In the pharmacy:
Please give me a bottle for analysis.
Are you under the urine or feces?
What is the difference?
Under a spoon.
Under the tube?

I talked with a friend, a conversation came about his nephew, he is already 13-14 years old, well, I tell him that soon there will be schoolchildren chasing from her...
He is:
I am still threatening!
But soon I will have a shelf of torn trophy eggs!
I am :
Are you wearing a little puppy? :)

I’ll make a necklace!

Fantasy played out, well, I decided to crack down on the joke, maybe someone has already done it...

Time passed... the boss approaches, we talk there about touring bags, and what she was sleepy to swallow... and I have there "how to make a necklace of male eggs"

The phrase "Woman, are you okay?" made me go back to reality
I have been explaining for a long time what and why.)

Alona - haha! of course you don't take a calculator.

Vitaly - haaa. sadness (

Vitaly - and throw the calculators with a camera... specifically for accountants, so that they can also postbt VK photos "I draw up a report", "I issue a ZP", "I am in the tax"...

20th century: sex, drugs, rock and roll
The 21st century: the bed, the refrigerator, the internet.

We discussed with our colleagues the following games:

XXX: Well there is such a knockout under a dark stumppank, just the toy came out quite original. But every originality is very individual, not everyone likes.
I tried to play in the second, but honestly I didn’t. It seemed very hardcore, so it was boring to me.
I'm not a fan of hardcore at all, so I don't include beyond the average level of difficulty.

YYY: I generally go through the easiest level for the first time, so that you can fully enjoy the graphics, the plot, all kinds of puzzles, and not convulsively shake the mouse with the claw with loudly screaming “fuck you when you’re finished fuck” xD

WWWORM

One of the comments on the 4PDA to the article "Fujitsu has developed a software for measuring pulse using a smartphone camera:

You have found two faces, two smiles, one corpse, and one person with arrhythmia in your photo.

The cat is sitting on the window, he can’t see me. Well, I tapped her through the hose and swallowed her. Kosh was very surprised that her curtain was smoothed.

If the snow does not stop, I will have to go to the universe through Moria.

Are you delayed today?
Husband: Yes no, but what?
A: Simply
I want to spend more time with you.
Before the end of the world...
Oh fuck you, Anja! You just go to work after the decree. Life is not over!!! to

XX: Due to the difficult financial situation, the transition to the Dark Side is carried out with your cookies.

The most unpleasant truth was told to me by my thinkpad when I spied my fingerprint on the scanner with my male dignity (interesting how it would react). The answer was shocking, the app thought and gave out: too short.

One and a half dozen famous Russian and foreign businessmen, many of whom have billions of dollars in assets, will make a walking pilgrimage through the desert with a final stop in Jerusalem. It will symbolize the exit of the Jewish people from the land of Egypt under the leadership of Moses.

Comments: For all 40 years, I hope? and :)

Interview of the pro-rector on educational work with the stream:
There is also a problem of prostitution in our university, we invite them.
Further "for conversations" drowned in the mouth

I read in a letter from the bank:

With respect to Olga Jurievna,
Chief Specialist OMOiU AHU
Bank of Russia "Russian Standard"

Is it such?! to

A typical dialogue with our admin at 9-00
Good morning!
Lying, nothing is good.
Is this why?? to
Good morning, you don’t call me.

D: I want to
D :D :D
The worm has awakened.
M is ascaris?
D is what?
Tagged with: "link"
M: such a parasite
A: A to A to A
D: Fuffff
There is no more appetite.
Reply to *ROFL*

I go to the endocrinologist. Now she will prescribe me a testosterone injection for weight loss. And then hold on, Alexander.
You’re not my type, remember?
Snark: I will be on testosterone on your type. I will shake the scarf, I will shoot with my eyes, and even the walk will be a good thing :)

According to Mail.ru...

"People give a reference to the song Aekta Mushroom Mushroom, Aekta Mushroom Mushroom!"

The Believer:

...and in the outer forces I began to believe, when my Lumia in the middle of the night announced that it was connected to the charging... and began to charge... and everything would be nothing... but that day, I forgot to charge at work...

We have not heard of inductive charging on Lumies. The Instruction? No, I do not know. You, dear, have something surrounded by the magnetic field of your home phonized.

and Ramses:
Oh, and I don’t remember, are you and Micheal already married or not?

Miss A:
is not

and Ramses:
Are you planning?
The tubes are burning.

Miss A:
You may think that there is no reason to wet the pipes

and Ramses:
no... bitter there and all such different... hooks again... steal the shoe... a mother-in-law with a test on the car to roll... the shob knew... the polish to dance... under the Serdjucka... to stick someone in a cabbage decoil... and then wipe off the hands of a type "and apologize broke out".
I will bring a towel.
The Haami!! to
The champagne!! to
Do not find the towel and get stuck in the scarf from pulling it on myself "I'm a short time, only wipe out"
Do not go out there!
HOP, HOP, HOP, CHILAY HOP... and we sing!
HOP, HOP, HOP, CHILAY HOP... and we dance!
A song about rabbits.
First drink and then smoke.
- And this nothing like that, out like the ass whirls... like her... Antonina Fedorovna?
– Oh, life is my bowl... well, it’s in the bowl. I live like a shit.
“Listen, Valera, you didn’t give any advice to anyone here.
Listen somewhere before I get nervous.
- in a point to yourself your puppy. - Pidor costume
“Eye, pirates, where are you driving me?