I: Today in general all the angry... Have you heard how the boss of the wild spoke?
Accountant: I heard... He was talking to me...

A good, good, sweet and caring person, who brought me a package of delicious, delightful and delicious spices for my evening tea, would still be burned as a thank you!

The passport table requires a photographer who is unable to work with light and curved hands.

From Twitter:
@Demoxe: At two o’clock in the night, I’m in the headphones like loudly singing "Enjoy the silence". Suddenly comes a message from a neighbor: "Something I'm not enjoying the silence."

Maxim: It is scary to think that if my ancestor had not won the battle with the sabloned tiger about two million years ago, I would not have existed.
Thank you, courageous man-like monkey.

If you are small, pale, curly and bald and think you like girls, then you are a man.

By type of activity, we check the search queries of users who go to the website of our clients. We have one client with the theme of SCC (Structured Cable Network). During the week, the following was found:
Sex with kisses.
Games of SX
SX is incomplete
Anal SX
SX games for adults
The last one is murderous.
Sixth sx of mushrooms and shells
I, as an engineer, can no longer normally perceive the reduction of the SCS.)

Fuck, I am fucking I, on the go, the one who sleeps sweetly at night and doesn’t bump into the refrigerator? The hungry country, blatant!

From Habr.
Achekalin: But the social networks on the door of the refrigerator are stronger. Many, going to him "just look" (and then "why am I so fat?") won't get to eat, distracted on Facebook.
What is remarkable is that Samsung will not support VKontakte there for another three years.
Further evolution makes you nervous: tweets “I took a bowl of snacks” and social media posts “2 hours a night, the third approach for food”, messages on the door “5 of your friends are looking for something in the refrigerator at this time” and other “useful” little things. And the hunting of fans for the old refrigerators, which _without_ all these twists :)

His refrigerator was so powerful that in the process of work he warmed so that he himself needed cooling.

XXX (21:45:21 5/03/2013)
It would be necessary to have a web camera in each refrigerator, posting a photo in the box when the door is opened. And in the carpet in front of the door to install a weight sensor. And everyone globally will start to lose weight, because otherwise your friends will go to the gym, and you are there so frightened, in pans and pots and signature "Nina, 63 kg, eats borscht at night" (c)
yyy (21:46:03 5/03/2013)
Faith, 41kg, hopelessness

A week trip to Pskov. I have such roses in all the pictures. I was killed when he photographed me at Pushkin’s grave and said, “Larissa, smile.” I then asked him "Are you on the side of Dante?"

C of DRAMA:
Urfin Juss: And putting a three-wire cable is not an option at all?
_delphin_: Urphin, this is not our method))) The task must be solved through the most intricate jelly, so that our descendants are struck by the breadth of the flight of our thoughts and the availability of grass.

NatGeoWild channel, broadcast about big cats - 12+, NatGeo channel, broadcast "American prisons" - 6+
That fucking how?? to
Russians, have you ever been shy???? to

I hate the shit!
Are you a Latent Tajik?

The most pleasant relationship I have with my mother’s caregivers is that I pretend I don’t know about their existence, and they are about mine.

From the forum:

And again the same problem: 2-3 men want to congratulate 20-30 girls on the holiday of March 8. Giving all the flowers - accurately, and banally, already did so last year. I can’t sing and play guitar. Who is going to congratulate his beautiful fighting friends? and share)

YYY: Create them a cozy, home-friendly atmosphere... light candles, champagne fruit in silver cushions scatter the office socks, sit on the office sofa in alcoholic cushions and scratch the bluses in front of the calf with beer in dog cushions... Fight the ladies drunk, because the best of budget gifts after the postcard are emotions... and they are guaranteed.

From an interview with the hotel's night gate in the village:
About betrayal: once a man came with a new young wife, called an old woman, they were drunk together. And the women fled, seized his money and passport. He could neither pay nor leave.
The hard Russian women)

I meet a guy, and he went into a clever interregional on major affairs - sad.
What am I saying?
Yes, say p#children, they renamed us... I don’t know how to look at home.
I am :
and?
Main Office of the Ministry of Justice - Interregional Office of the Ministry of Justice.
and?
“Well, throw it down, we break into the object... all people like people... the RUBOP works, the OBEP works... and we:
- "Attention to you!!! It’s a mummy!!" People start to laugh!!! to

From the 4pda forum.

xxx: Hello, such a problem was drawn, I am on vacation in Vietnam, when the tablet turns dark the screen to zero.There is such a miracle only happening in the day in the bright sun, in the evening and in the morning everything is okay.Maybe anyone has encountered?(nexus7 wifi 16 hyogenmod)

YYY: Do you accidentally look in your glasses on the tablet? :D