Sasha grey tea!
Why is she a cowboy, she’s a professional!! to
I mean Sasha! Turn on the tea!

by Habr

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Crowdfunding should work well in writing, right? The writer comes the idea of the book, he exposes it to potential readers, they collect the necessary amount, after which the book is quietly written. With this arrangement, you can even publish chapters as they are written, receiving feedback from the audience.

Numitus
Maybe even so. If I get $10,000 in a week, I won’t kill the protagonist.

Press the F17!
YYY: Where to find it?
Next to F16!

Books that I should write:

How to fuck anything. From theory to practice.”
In two tomes.

“How to get a dude.”
A small brochure.
Continuation: “How to raise a real fool out of a dude.”
With pictures.

“The men. Description of species.”
The educational literature. Also, with pictures

“Epitaphia for every day”
A collection for a wide range of readers

and Jack Daniels.
Love romance

Anecdotes for Every Day - Autobiography

Can Labourism be a Disease of the 21st Century?
Scientific article not published

Three Hours in a Women's Team
It is horror, thriller.

Commentary on the film on the trailer:

I have never seen anything like that. I am impressed by people who read in reviews - "nonsense" - then download the movie, watch and then write - "nonsense". There is the impression that this is a bunch of fans of shit, who invite each other to view in this way, In reality, never met a person who, having entered a bunch of shit, marked with the sign "Aware, shit!", would gladly inform others about it.

A look at education at the Institute

You come to take the exam for driving a car, and you are told: here, the car on the track, you remove the gearbox, change the gearbox on the 3 transmission, collect and put everything in place, if the car goes the "recharge".

And it would be nothing, but you just study in the culinary...

The VKontakte app, which allows you to openly state your sexual sympathies, has become a hit. Sleep with friends allows Facebook users to mark among their friends those with whom they would not refuse to sleep. Marks are placed manually. The app informs users about happy coincidences – in case a friend marked by the user also noted him in his list.

The creators of the app say their goal was to help people tell the truth about their sexual sympathies. In the first week, the app "Sleep with Friends" was downloaded more than 20 thousand times.

O_O

After his abdication, the Pope will go to live in a women’s monastery. There is still dust.

What would you do if you knew you had six months left to live?
YYY: Me or everyone?
XXX: an important clarification.

News: "Pope Francis renounces the throne"
The first comment: Vrio of the Pope was appointed by Sergei Shoigu.

I hate people who smoke.
I hate people who don’t smoke.
XXX: Do you want to be friends?
YYY : Why?
Together we will hate the whole world.

Express package stuck on the shipment for 2 weeks, I call:
Where is my baggage number?
Waiting for departure!
Why is he waiting, not going?
This is an express package and it is delivered by plane! As a full airplane gets on, it will fly! In a week so in a week, in a month so in a month! No one will deliver your package.

" Product output from the factory 1 litre - 1(!!!) Ruble, in the store litre package 17-20 rubles. It’s a big deal today."

In the factory, milk is materialized directly from the air. Or do farmers give it for free? Penza region - purchase price of whole milk from 6 to 8 rubles. for a liter. Plus workers in the factory also have to pay a salary, plus taxes, plus the cost of equipment, plus the consumption of electricity, etc. etc. Your factory works without equipment, employees, and the taxpayer does not even suspect it? Great, I want it too!

A friend made cookies on my mother’s recipe. Vanili only poured twice as much as needed by inexperience. So I brought them to work:
We went to lunch with Katyushka) Cookies are valued.
Q: Does she also have a shortage of vanilla in her life?
I am talking about the collective. She is just drinking tea and trying it (in the neighboring office).
XHH: Listen carefully
I am listening.
You will hear a deaf knock - the concentration of vanilla was lethal)
Oh fuck you! Go go you fuck!

Did you read Karenina?? to
Have you seen "The Beginning"? (facepalm) and facepalm
and xxx : )
XXX: I’ll see if you read Karenina ?
Issue :P
Oh yeah yes. Probably not the ten.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Here is shit. I felt hurt (worry)
XX: I am joking
Have you read War and Peace?
UUU: No (worry)
XXX: Crime and Punishment?
U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U
XXX is an idiot?
Yes * cry *

Max: I was crying at night. I cried in the whole room.
I begged the girl to let me go home.

Why will the linen and the lilac forever collapse? Both are terrible, both are stupid...what’s the problem?
[23:02:11] yyy: 23:01:59 competition

Alexey: What I remembered
Alexey: I'll go home with Katie in the summer
Alexey: I go into my yard
Alexey: Going under the windows
[16:48:20] Alexey: and there (from the second floor) from the open windows fun, laughter
[16:48:26] Alexey: and the scream that covers all this
[16:48:29] Alexey: "That’s so quiet!
[16:48:34] Alexey: The city is sleeping!"
Alexey: I have a secondary illumination
[16:48:56] Alexei: I run into the windows "The Killer of the Gardeners!"
Alexey: Three seconds of complete silence
[16:49:15] Alexey: and just exploded a whistle from the window
[16:49:29] Alexey: go further under the approval screams of HOROOOOSH
[16:49:31] Alexey : )))

The US phone operator BlackBerry Z10 is selling for $1,000.

Better for this money to buy the Nexus 4 2pcs. 1 to myself, 1 to my wife (:
YYY: or 5 pure Chinese - to yourself, wife, children, parents...
zzz: slavery was abolished a century and a half ago, but I like your idea

This is shit, comrades.

This is: xxx: We submit the drawings for inspection. He accepts a wicked man. Danny’s turn is coming. Approaching the inspector, he begins to open a tube with a sad face. XXX: The inspector is the wrong drawing! The day in shock, only the tubus opened, not even had time to get. XXX: Day stood standing, looking at the gloves on the table lying. Takes it, throws it into the tubus, closes it and shakes with all his strength. He opens, gets a twist and says "Corrected!" xxx: The only one left with a fifth...

Nine years ago, when I was studying at the institute in the first grade, the lectures told us on a sketch as a hellish fighting that happened if not in the 1940s of the twentieth century.
And now it hangs on the main and got 13k with a hero of voices as a supposedly real, just happened story...
Shame on the power.

Architect, 26 years old