What kind of sport do you want your child to play when they grow up?
I: Well, probably somewhere so that I can stand for myself.
I am Capoeira?
Wife: Oh, he won’t give me a snail, so even if he sleeps...

xxx: Penetrated by Rosenthal and the words-exceptions, where after the whisperers write "o".
xxx: The choked Scottish chauvinist driver was driving on the highway and jongling with chocolate and crochet, as he suddenly heard a shrimp and, wearing a seamless cap, stopped, shocked by passing by the chauffeurs and eatery rattles, going into the chopsticks, looking at the burns of the driver, who was by specialization a joker and had several old burns. However, the driver picked up the shore shampoo and scattered everyone, shouting that he would burn them all by playing a crack.

Once, my mother grabbed on her head that on the Internet you can find and learn absolutely everything.
Now I sit and go to the ground on the local market kg of potatoes for landing...

I went to dump rubbish today. Just got out of the entrance - some young hop picked up my bag and the torture was fucking with him. At the level of reflexes, I chase him, catch up, put it in full, take the bag and go home happy.
I feel like I’ve fucked myself somewhere.

On the frozen ocean-covered planet of Patsayev is the largest inscription made by man. Andrei Kobzar, a miner ruined in the search for the zero element, with the help of a mass accelerator on the A-61 "Bogomol" carved in the ice the inscription in Russian: "There is nothing here." The inscription is clearly visible from space. Although it was supposed to serve as a warning to future colonists, tourists are now flying here to look at it.

- description of the planet of Patsayev in the game Mass Effect

And then my child gives out: ah, you told me my secrets, and I will tell yours - you have blood flowing from the p... and also you have the money tree dried up.

She did everything right. Never talk about children as if they were not around. Especially if it is not true. Have you forgotten yourself?

What else is this "Turing test"? Turing had no aunt, he was homosexual.

My son says, “Mom, do you have new trousers?”
I say yes, he’s classy!

The son (3 years old) approaches his mother and says, "Mommy, what is this for a bag of letters like a pelican?"
and with them.

With this, please, to friends, employees at work... There your child will be admired and smiled as much as necessary.
From us with your children from #Battle.
What does the pediatrician say about age development? Rejoice, it is just wonderful for you.

Married men do not exist for me as a class.
Just as objects.

life collision - a colleague called her daughter by the name of an unbearable mother-in-law and uses the most hated for that diminishing-loving form of the girl's name, admiring the royal purple color of the face of a loving grandmother

xxx: Can you tell me how not to burn that looked on the roof on the compass?? to
Yyy: Well, to start removing sperm from the monitor...

There is nothing more interesting than a newspaper in the hands of a passenger sitting next to it.

SMS from Mom: "Meet the whole grandmother hold"

xxx: The guys put the sab this Mr. MW 3000
Who is worth how? is normal?

YYYY :
I think everyone is okay.
The group is young, the guys are all young, strong.
Sab is shit. I spent money in vain.

How, explain to me, the KAAC falls into the "best" such an unknown jerk... What do the bribes give, or what? Friends who "fuck-golden hands" that you are there in general, admin, what place you sort... blatant no words, the only site that you read for the soul and, fucking, and here blatant - I am in the toilet, I joke, fucking fisting, no paper, the boss in the cabin. Except for the haunted theme, there is nothing to share. Fuck to fuck. You won’t get anywhere, but you’ll read stop-and-stop, because you read, don’t you?

I am in a pregnancy clinic in England. From the neighboring office comes out a doctor uncle in a white coat, approaching me.
The Fuck? He asks gently.
I answer in pure English with elements of Oxford accent.
So Miss Fuck? - Interested again uncle with a smiling little-enot-spraying.
– Wow... – For the sake of clarity, I go to the accent of the county of Sussex, considering what exactly the semantic semi-tones of “Huaja” the gentleman hints on. Per this is a way to have a polite conversation about the causal and consequential links that led to my pregnancy 8 months ago. Or this uncle is my compatriot who is interested in the current geopolitical situation in my homeland. Or is it the figure of the label, which is worth translating as "Grace this year didn’t fly at all, Miss, you don’t find it?" Or...
by Hui-san? No matter what, my uncle respected me.
Here comes my husband and the doctor goes to him:
Oh Oh! Mr Hook?
The husband quickly cuts the branches of his genealogy tree. He doesn’t find there concise spots and, in any case, checks the width.
by Hui-san? My uncle respected him too.
At the last evil appeal of the doctor to our conscience, the aunt of the receptionist finally resorted. She informs the gathered that the patient Hussein (Huisan) cancelled his visit today – very strongly sorry, the next, plyiz.

In the 1960s, a group of climbers from some cap. The country submitted an application for climbing the top (forgot the name, sorry). And the top is on Pamir, in our (Soviet) border zone. That permission was given to them. And here they climb to this top, climb, subdue by all the rules. The ascent lasted 2 days, with overnight stays in the middle of the road (complex summit, and complexity group high). And so we conquered! Ura to! The Victory! At the top is grind. 3 border guards and a dog.
Strangers were offended.

I'm a designer, I don't want to solve anything, I want the buttons "Play with fonts" and "Make beautiful".

I realized I was very lazy this morning. The alarm ringed, I turned it off and decided to shut down a little more. So I fell asleep, and I dream something, but I understand very clearly that it is all a dream. My father approaches me and says:
– Andrew, you’ll help unload the car, there are boxes... – I think so much, and I understand that I’m lazy.
“No,” I said in a dream, “I won’t help. And I went at all.
Where to?
And I wake up. And I really wake up only in order not to unload the car in my dream!

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I’ve always had such a lighthearted relationship with women that none of them could understand whether I’m cheating on her or whether I’m cheating on her.