Today I saw in the hostel of the Universe of Friendship of the Peoples the inscription in huge letters:"Love Russia, Pidaras!!!))

Comments of foreigners on the videos:

"What fucking thing in Russia has all the cameras in the cars, is this the law of some kind?"
"Why so many videos from Russia from cars?"
"Why does everything that is protected always happen in Russia?"
The Russians recorded the fall of a meteorite from the hell knows how many angles, and the Americans have no record of how the dirty plane falls on the Pentagon?

The problem is that the number of people with unlimited possibilities is growing.
Bakutkin

A familiar doctor told me...

When he was working in Susuman, a small village in the Magadan region, a man aged forty years after the operation, judging by the face - a big lover of drinking, entered the resuscitation. On the first day of his stay in the department, he told the staff that he was very concerned about the cat, which walked around the chamber.

“Alcoholic psychosis” – judged doctors. The man was tied to the bed, placed catheters, began to drop. But the “psycho” didn’t go by. The man said that the cat is grinding and he begins to be afraid of her.

The doses of drugs prescribed to the man increased, but the manifestations of "psychosis" increased. A man with a frightened face and shaking hands assured the doctors that a loud cries of kittens had been added to the cat’s whisper. Esculaps changed the drugs prescribed to him to more serious, but the unfortunate "psychosis" did not want to yield even to enhanced therapy.

It is not known how this whole case would have ended if, during the next general cleaning, the sanitary did not find to her great surprise under the bed a sufferer.

The child received a doctor’s toy set. The cat started a new life with hard-to-treat diseases.

Discussions about the fall of a meteorite over Chelyabinsk:
xxxx: how many wishes could be guessed while he fell)
Yyy: One wish is to stay alive.

Chelyabinsk meteorite paralyzed all offices in Russia, the damage is billions of dollars

News about the fall of a meteorite.
and.
Most after the fall of the meteorite in Chelyabinsk suffered microbloggers, who have been forced to read this joke for more than 4 hours.

About the fall of the meteorite in Chelyabinsk, comments on YouTube
Chelyabinsky astronaut returned home, and knocked the door!
......
Yyy: You fuck it funny, but I don’t laugh nicely! I sit, I mean I eat. And there is a bright light, and in a couple of minutes, the rabbit's rabbit's rabbit's rabbit's rabbit's rabbit's rabbit's rabbit's rabbit's rabbit's rabbit's rabbit's rabbit! The fucking morning.

XXX: the great Chelyabinsk wall was erected by eyewitnesses with their own bricks

Golobokov: Inhabitants of Chelyabinsk have already begun to understand superpowers.

Tell me, do you like sex?
She: Well... yes...
He said: Oh, I too! We will do it someday ;)
She: O_O

In Yape there is a discussion, the fall of a meteorite in Chelyabinsk, a comment killed:

This week has flown! Good Friday to everyone! ?

"xxx: A friend lives in America, studying in Brooklyn at the most ordinary American school.
xxx: in class 11 people - 4 Russians, the rest are Chinese.

The Huskies? In the bougie? and worship ;)

Negroes are in the wardrobe. From sunrise to sunset, 50 minutes

Igor' (09:25:40 15/02/2013)
Why did you explode there?

Kostik (09:37:00 15/02/2013)
is normal. This is Chelyabinsk.
We have this every morning...
This is only now in the press got, and in general - meteorites, green humans, space virus - as usual, it was already. You get up from bed in the morning, and a pair of zombies stand under the door - until you give food, they will not leave.

What harsh Chelyabinsk romantic promised his beloved on February 14 a star from the sky?

>>> I am 23 years old! I have believed in it for 23 years. I ate it all, so that I couldn’t get rid of it! And if I had to chew, I remembered that I hadn’t eaten anywhere! I thought it was like that! Thank you mom...

And here is my mom, if the 23-year-old fool still believes in signs.

from ZH:
Once I went to the toilet, and there the advertisement "not to throw paper into the toilet". There are no papers. I cut off the ad, wiped their ass and threw it into the toilet.

From Twitter:

Residents of the meteorite watched with horror the approaching of Chelyabinsk.